/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CIVILIZATION AND PEACE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump returns to DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/0IYO4sIZtzE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @NRA Convention 5/4/18
youtu.be/VGC5PrfUryc
>Pres Trump arrives in Dallas TX 5/4/18
youtu.be/Qz1ZWd-h9N0
>VP Pence arrives @Love Field 5/4/18
youtu.be/-ODYpCjFVeY
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving JBAndrews 5/4/18
youtu.be/abfbpTNT4HQ
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/RHfS22EFYsU
>Pres Trump speaks to departs DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/DiwgNDo02o0
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Affairs Day 5/4/18
youtu.be/voB8qUqUbY4
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Serv Memorial Plaque Ceremony 5/4/18
youtu.be/ZTtbRfKywpg
>This Week @State 5/4/18
youtu.be/JFRcGwYnfi0
>VP Pence on EWTN 5/3/18
youtu.be/EV_7RWkpUuU
>DepAG Rosenstein @Lawyers for Civil Justice 5/3/18
youtu.be/svcfvWUDPrE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hCWVUFGtUrs
>VP Pence swears in Amb to Germ Grennel 5/3/18
youtu.be/F2l_eabATCE
>AG Sessions @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445016-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
youtu.be/Rf236Ddno5w
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/wtItjwLSEU0
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/PgIJOCM7oug
>UNAmb Haley @Manhattan Inst Awards 5/3/18
youtu.be/8EdJsp3hgUw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445022-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/3/18
youtu.be/PFiWJp1U9-0

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MAGA

Friendly reminder:
>nothing ever happens

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(and that's a good thing)

Reaction?

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it's like being dead but you're still here

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>JUSTIN YES!!!!
Reminder that 50 cent made more money off being featured on one Bieber song than he did from all of his albums combined.

With Kanye, Pewds, Marina, Kim, and Justin, the millennial vote is all but guaranteed.

Now all we need is one Mexican icon and it'll be a landslide.

Triplicate numericals and Trump resurrects Selena

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>296

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That was one shitty previous /ptg/ thread

Sure, but maybe user wants identity to be scrabbled together.

REAL JOE HOURS~ STARTING EARLY TONIGHT

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DON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY IT YOU WHITE SUPREMACISTS

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he doesn't have so many images he can post new ones every single time

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but I put time into mine

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50cent is a hard worker i refuse to believe that

Reminder that in Trump's America,

It's ok to be bi.

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I'm just saying sometimes what I save the filename as betrays the meaning of my message at that particular point in time but i still want to use that reaction image.

What's Trump going to shitpost about when the investigation's over?

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I consider you a distant blood relative! and a reminder that trump will not M.A.G.A if you do not go to bed at a proper hour.

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Help make it better with high quality posting, news posting, discussion, and interesting questions instead of dragging out a bad thing.

is this on chrome? doesnt even work in FF ? tho i have to update

my body my choice

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Sorry

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What's the best thing for a NEET to do with all the spare time? What skills can be gained from one's bedroom?

Finally 12 more hours

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I've said it before, but I love how weird /ptg/ gets at night.

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Nah, I'm more of a quality over quantity guy.

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>tfw you make an autistic post and satan's digits flow through you

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>girl I've been talking to for a bit just invited herself over
>she'll be here in a few minutes
what the fuck do I do?

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Why dont one of you fucks go out and make a happening? We will report on it here first and get journo creds.

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Stupid Pence poster!

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It WAS around this time of night that Lori "fell."

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i've been doing this forever, keeps anons from being able to recognize my posts

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I cant sleep!!!

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his body, my choice

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NAFTA

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170493035
move to stockton and neck yourself

Lion Ted?

youtube.com/watch?v=KZ_7br_3y54

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Quantity has a quality of its own

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Is it safe to Awoo~ now?

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Gotta keep spreading the rumor going around that Trump wants to abolish child support, I heard that one from some blacks and mexicans last year and they were so excited.

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Say what you will about the French, when they win they have a really happy go lucky way of teabagging you in celebratory music.

youtube.com/watch?v=75RUPdkyqp0

while ze germans have a much more formulaic we came we saw we shit down your throat
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Delet your gay porn quick!

>tfw slow walking next date with girl because I dont wanna clean up this weekend
>tfw making it seem like im super busy instead

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Stockon? thats the worst place to move to

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>have to go google images because I'm trying to shake trails

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that's not a winning strategy

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Was Justin cosplaying this pepe?

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QUICK HIDE YOUR /PTG/ LORE NOTEBOOKS AND DO THE DISHES FROM JELLO BREAKFAST AHHHHHHH

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Y A W N . go to bed dude you're exhausted.

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>HIDE YOUR /PTG/ LORE NOTEBOOKS
checked lol

>i do this all the fucking time so i can sit around in my dirty ass apartment and get blitzed

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It sure is funny how it's mostly Kikes and white liberal women who fight the hardest for abortion, especially since black ppl have the most abortions per capita !
Really makes me think !

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Hide your piss bottles

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kek checked

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I guess, not my bag.

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I wasn't around when you made a comeback, did you heal really well from surgery fren? Was it scary?

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>Help make it better with high quality posting, news posting, discussion, and interesting questions instead of dragging out a bad thing.
Whenever I ask real questions to provoke real discussion they are usually ignored or maybe get one or two short responses.
Guess I'll just shit post like the others

I misspelled grammar on porpoise o.O
MAGA

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I'M BACK FUCKERS

Does onions change to basedlent?

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Move to Stockton and become a yank !

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We've got our mexican :>

It's a 'rapper,' too. :3

thots hold no power over me

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Continue your genes, of course!

You just need the ones you have to be multidimensional.

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for real news, see

You're forgiven

You've not demonstrated that you have any capacity to be interesting or high quality in posting and all you've done is post low quality crap which makes the thread worse, by all means complain about what you are contributing to as though that helps anything.

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Can i leave out the pillow with my wife on it

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Dont give this shit attention.

How did you get in? Do you have greencard now?

/ptg/, my fucking car was stolen from in front of my house this morning. It's got me pretty fucking down. I just moved here in Stockton last week from Canada. I had to call in to work and I don't know what I'm going to do if they don't find it.

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LET ME FUCKING ADOPT YOUR UNWANTED CHILDREN /PTG/

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Entirely depends on the identity of the pillow-wife

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House poodle says wat

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>Endorsed by Bill Nye
Kiss of death for the Nintendo labia

She looks better brown.

hot dog is pedo code for male children

I was in frog land

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>children in oklahoma need love and stability
that's why we're trying to keep them away from faggots

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Kiss of death you say?

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we he told you you had to...

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Thats a dude man.

Go Reddit incels! Go!

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no, I got banned for awooing. don't do it.

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>he doesn't know
Someone's behind on their deep lore

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