My family is fucking mean and crazy. I will become a huge YouTuber soon with my friend and we will be fucking wealthy and powerful and I will be able to move out of the house, away from my toxic crazy mean family. We started YouTube 3 days ago and we only have one video. Guess what? Our first and only video already has 1000 views and we have 101 subscribers already. Soon my friend and I will escape the wage slave mundane life and our sufferings will finally end
Money is power
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Money and success is everything
There's a man coming round taking names.
I wish you well OP. I hope that all of your dreams come true. Remember that persistence is 80% of the battle.
I have a niece and nephew that grew up in a toxic household. I've been helping them to get on their feet, get educated, and get direction in their lives. They are great kids, despite their chaotic upbringing.
Thank you nice user
What are you talking about?
Then you get the wimmen..
What?
Learn how to trade stock in the stock market. You'll become free.
I appreciate your advice but stock will never be for me. YouTube is for me as I have incredible luck on YouTube
Our very first video (our only video so far) was shit but it still got 1000 views and our channel has 101 subs. It's amazing luck
Our next videos are actually gonna be really good. And I will admit that growing up in a toxic household has made me all fucked up in the head but whatever. Soon my evil family will beg me for money
he decides who to free and who to blame
Who???
Q
Slow thread
I believe in you, hapabro
Thank you!!!
Mehh I don't see it sell out your personal life to jewtube end up doing $50 porn shots living in a van.
I want to watch your video!!!!1!1!!!!1!!
:)
Nah I don't wanna show it cuz we only have one video right now and it's not that great. It's just that we got really lucky
Get rich or die trying
YouTube takes a while to actually catch up with views
Yeah, don't post it on Jow Forums anyway. Most anons wont offer constructive criticism. They will just shit on it to demoralize you. Show it to people who care and want to help if you want criticism or feedback.
Yeah
You dont make money on Jewtube though unless your views are in the millions.
That's not true. I know many YouTubers that make a living on YouTube with 300,000 or even 100,000 subscribers and mediocre views. They make ends meet
There are more important things than money, user. Pic related
Yeah penis size is more important than money ok. I'm not even trying to get women. I just want to be rich and successful and move out of my toxic household away from my family
>That's not true. I know many YouTubers that make a living on YouTube with 300,000 or even 100,000 subscribers and mediocre views. They make ends meet
Thing is theres a lot of people with 500,000+ subs but their videos only get 20,000 views.
It's only non ad-blocked views you get paid for. Number of subs doesnt really matter. It's a tough racket.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down
Yes I'm scared for my future but I have a little hope
Will come back in 10 minutes. Brb, this thread better not be dead when I come back
Don't let the trolls discourage you. Don't let anyone discourage you. You already have enough toxic people in your life belittling you. Dont listen to the naysayers. Just go out and do your thing, work hard, and be persistent. Good night.
If this is satire its really good
Good night nice user, I appreciate you
It's not satire you normie
right in the feels
Hold on to that hope like it is your most prized possession. Transform your hope into action.
Fear can be a good initial motivator, but if you stay wallowing in fear, it will stop you from being successful.
Persistence
Persistence
Persistence
Really, user, I wish you the best. You will escape. You are not trapped. Your future will be bright.
Remember to be kind to yourself.
Haven't seen this pasta before
Creepypasta?
I'm back
I wish you the best too user
Whats your vid come and show it
You won't like it. It's not that great. We could have done so much better and it will be better next time
When the man comes around...
You will never be shit boy, remember that.
However, our video got us 1000 views and 101 subs which is crazy insane luck
Hey, I've been following your threads. Have you considered church ever? It's good fun, you get to meet a good mixture of people, get to listen to the word. What state do you live in?
how can you make a thread like this without posting the video? what if its good, I want to see it. dont you want more subs/views?
My mom used to force me to go to church
I ask because most koreans I know are christian, and they've never judged me for being a hapa. I'm not even part korean. They mostly get curious about my admixture but never judge me for it. Do you live by any 4 year institutions?
even if you have 65 million subscribers you arent getting any money lol
Normie REEEEEEEE
i hope you kys one day when you regret not going to twitch
Lol
You need a thousand subs and a lot of views before you can start monetising, and even then for most it's peanuts
user, do go to Jow Forumsice.
You’ll find better people there.
Unless your videos are politics related your personal life isn’t relevant here.
Yeah I know
>You won't like it. It's not that great.
Stop with the self-deprecation. I am not saying not to be critical of yourself and your videos so that you can improve, but I have the sense with you, as with my niece and nephew, that your low self esteem is really hurting you.
You can be self-critical without torturing yourself. The constant voice in your head saying that you are not worthy of success will really harm you if you don't learn how to turn the volume down for now. As you have more and more successes in your life this voice will gradually fade away completely.
Your bait is shit and you are are faggot OP
But thinking that someone in the world must be exactly like that, gave me feels
I honestly pity your Asperger's afflicted ass
Just remember money is not power, power is power
The real world is more unforgiving and cruel than your family could ever be, may the odds ever be in your favor
Godamn i feel like my life is a failure becuase i didn't became a soldier but every year on Jow Forums theres always someone whose life is worse, OP you are being a moron by taking everything we post on Jow Forums 100% seriously.
this. it sounds like he's afraid of criticism on here, even though its anonymous? won't get very far with that mentality. you have to learn to ignore 95% of criticism from retards and only focus on the 5% semi-intelligent. a good artist will create what they love instead of trying to please the crowd.
>smoke the big bongs on yuotubo
>trick millions of gullible teenagers into psychosis from 1g hits of high % thc at 1000 degrees fahrenheit
>get paid da big bucks
>buy a house
youtube was a mistake
czeched
>Our first and only video already has 1000 views
So that's 1$ right?
>Just remember money is not power, power is power
Money is power, Lanester
>Learn how to trade stock in the stock market. You'll become free.
Poker is better than kike market. It exists just to gather currency from goy and deflate
This picture is depressing.
nope $0 they're not even monetized (yes I'm a JewTuber)
You don't need money to live, just veracity to drift into the unknown. A person can walk 40 miles a day, go a few weeks without nourishment except water. A house is just a place of safekeepings, but the impermanence of time and our own mortality will render these things in vain (unless of course you have children). The best tool in the world is our very ow minds, being that our brains wrought every other implement, tool, and utility to fruition.
Economics or empires, all great things and people must take risks
How long does it take to get monetized?
Yet people tell women who want autonomy Noooooo you are brainwashed..........