I'll start
>Waifus and anime are pushed and weaponized by (((them))) to distract NEETs from breeding with real women
>Mass migration of Muslims into western nations is a Jewish plot to accelerate conflict with Muslims in which they are wiped out and no longer pose a threat to Israel
>All fed honeypots/infiltrators are actually an attempt to create a centralized militia force
ITT make up conspiracy theories
Jayden Long
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Brandon Williams
Leftists/Marxists are actually ultra-nationalists working as opposition trolls to push the general population so far right that they inspire a Fascist uprising in every Western nation.
Jace Brown
>9/11 was not an done by the Bin Laden, the saudis or Bush
>9/11 never happened
>It was a clever holographic projection and brainwashing scheme to continue america's foreign policy
Lincoln Morales
The CIA used Richard Spencer to popularize the alt right to reach out to vulnerable young men to groom them into becoming women hating homosexuals, thus further bringing down the birth rates of whites even further
Ethan Gray
>>distract NEETs from breeding with real women
they were never going to do it by virtue of being a NEET
Luis Cook
Got another:
>NASA hired Kubrick to fake the moon landing
>Due to perfectionism, demanded to shoot it on the moon
>US gov't used alien tech to get to the moon and film the fake moon landing as if it were using late 60s tech
Jacob Harris
Dicky Spence is so obviously controlled op tho.
Adrian Bell
All religions were actually created by the Devil to seize power from the true god.
Michael Wilson
Whole grain was used to increase gluten in grain food and drive up gluten sensitivity and obesity.
Eli Hughes
Nice try jew
Michael Baker
If only.
Gabriel Parker
>Penis inspection day is real
Jeremiah Phillips
I'm not even sure what options are supposed to be healthier anymore. Like broccoli everyone assumes is good but it's hard for the body to digest it.
Tyler Roberts
That's not very believable. How about this:
>US desperate to fake Moon landing
>lack the technology to actually put a man on the Moon
>build massive studio
>secretly steal the Moon and replace with hologram
>put Moon in studio
>film several """Moon landings"""
>spend next 40 years trying to figure out how to put Moon back
Isaac Murphy
A lot of studies suggest the Mediterranean diet is super good for you, but plenty of other diets work just as well for weight loss.
In general: veggies are good, sugars are bad, meat is a treat. After that it's just a matter of calories.
Jace Lewis
Nice digits. To clarify, anime and waifus serve as a way of placating the NEET, the positive feedback loop ensures they'll remain a NEET because they aren't motivated to succeed.
>Samsung Note 7 batteries exploding was actually a trial run to see if the government could hide kill devices in smartphones
Mason Perez
>UFOs were kept from congress and the president because the military didn't want them to sell the technology to the Chinese. We actually have a large secret space program which is why Trump keeps saying things like "We're getting really big in space."
Henry Ward
youtube.com
"He workin'."- He is working (right now).
"He been hit dat from last week."- He has already had sex with that(her), since last week.
"I'm finna go get some chicken." I am (or possibly I am considering) going to get chicken.
"I aint doin' nuthin' fo'dat ho."- I am not going to do anything for that whorish woman.
"Don't be tellin' me dat I can't talk good cuz I speak ebonics."- Do not tell me that I am unable to speak well just because I speak ebonics.
Hudson Martin
Thanks, I do love eating fish but there's not many opportunities. America has so many shit options for junk food or fattening eats. Japan has much better choices.
Austin Williams
trump is a kike puppet
Matthew Young
This thread was created for the deep state to post real conspiracy theories so we think that they are fake.
Thomas Cruz
No way.
>Cities are a means of creating zones that will facilitate easy containment in the event of another mass plague
Joshua Powell
>there is no conspiracy
Aaron Allen
>Wars are satanic mass sacrifices.
Tyler Flores
Although Jow Forums works as a data miner, its primary purpose is destroying the reward system of whoever dares to question the system and ultimately ensure they do not do much more damage than some porn addicted normie. Jow Forums also has a lot of "porn triggers" to ensure anons break nofap.
Grayson Morris
>jews aren't the enemy, its all a diversion by (((anglos)))