AUS/POL SANTA EDITION

G`day cunts.

>>Budget 2018: Get ready for the Santa routine we haven't seen in 11 years
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-05-05/budget-2018-scott-morrison-santa-routine/9727778?section=politics

>>Man 'pulls a GUN' during a violent peak-hour brawl on a packed Melbourne street - after motorists were forced to flee as a 'stolen car sped down the wrong side of the road'
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5690509/Gun-drawn-violent-confrontation-group-men-Melbourne.html

>>The ultimate insult: Chilling moment a terrorist recruiter's burqa clad wife gives the ISIS salute after she refused to stand for a judge because she 'only stands for Allah'
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5690009/Muslim-wife-terrorist-recruiter-gives-ISIS-SALUTE-outside-court-convicted-Sydney.html

>>Full-body X-ray scanners will be installed at Australian domestic airports under a massive security overhaul set to be announced next week.
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/australian-airports-to-get-full-body-scans

>>Tuesday's federal budget will reportedly include a roadmap for tax cuts, prioritising low and middle income earners over those on higher wages.
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/budget-roadmap-for-income-tax-cuts

>>Visits to Indigenous inmates from elders could change lives, advocates say
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-05-05/aboriginal-elders-believe-their-visits-to-indigenous-prison/9728512

>>Australia's South Sudanese 'lost boys and girls' remember civil war
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/australia-s-south-sudanese-lost-boys-and-girls-remember-civil-war

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Stage 1: Anger
>spends all his time on Jow Forums
>hates blacks and trannies
>lonely and resentful
>hates life and finds meaning by connecting to racial identity

Stage 2: Shame
>alienation drives Jow Forumsack deeper into isolation and porn addiction
>taboos become attractive
>blacked spam starts having an effect
>begin jacking off to sissy hypno and BBC
>shame from anti-white perversions drive Jow Forumsack deeper into politics and isolation

Stage 3: Giving In
>in loneliness, horniness, and sheer boredom alt-right sissy hooks up with a black guy
>though shy and nervous, the moment black dick enters his mouth the Jow Forumsack is hooked
>months or years of porn and fetishism aligns to make everything- the black man's musk, his heavy, chocolate dick, the sissy's soft white hand on dark skin- reaffirm the sissy's fetishes and send so much pleasure into his faggot brain that there is no going back

Stage 4: Dedication:
>sissy white boi begins having gay hook ups at increasing frequency
>gradually loses interest in politics
>more body conscious, begins squatting and running for a better butt
>starts practicing a campy gay voice because it turns him on
>gets into cross dressing and make up, derives submissive thrill from looking slutty and ridiculous

Stage 5: Obsession
>completely broken by black cock
>flaming sissy faggot
>is a devout leftist because white extinction makes his penis twitch, votes for whoever increases immigration
>mannerisms so excessively campy they make his family uncomfortable
>no longer alienated, now extroverted and sassy
>has circle of faghag friends who he gossips with and makes BBC jokes around
>loves going to gay clubs and twerking his white booty for black men
>shameless size queen slut who fucks several strangers a week
>views alt-righters with mixture of pity and bemusement, uses Jow Forums only to post interracial and ERP
>thanks black cock daily for changing him from an angry, resentful loner into somebody with a full spectrum of human emotion

Evening aus/pol/

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>being this autistic
you uh.. you don't get around much do you?

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whats for din dins cunts?

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>terrorist recruiter's burqa clad wife gives the ISIS salute after she refused to stand for a judge
Sounds pretty based for a mudslime. Australian judges are scum.

fuckin spag, authentic pasta nigger style, yourself?

mcdonalds double cheeseburgers and some jack daniels.

Maybe going out with the lads again for pizza
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>Australia's South Sudanese 'lost boys and girls' remember civil war

Now that the war is over, when are we going to send those niggers back?

dumb anime poster

please someone stop the mass nog/chink importing

it hurts

I'm looking back at my primary and highschool yearbooks

I just compared them with my cousins primary yearbook, he's 14 I'm 27.

In mine, 4 asians
In his, minority white

end
it

now

remove poo
remove rice
remove nogg

>federal budget
exciting times, many gibs

Problem?

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Only Pepes are welcome in this corner of the internet, mutt.

Go on now boi, before things turn ugly.

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>mutt
Try again Chang. I'm Australian.

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Nice try, mutt. We've seen plenty of your kind before.

Hooting and hollering about how you're 1/8th Irish, 1/26th Norwegian, a 1/7th Russian, half Australian - we've heared it all.

This is your last chance, José. Back to the depths of hell you go.

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Reminder there is NOTHING you can do to stop "Big Australia"

You who remember the 80s and 90s will watch this place transform into a South East Asian nation.

>poofta poster detected
Why don't you use your fag flag anymore?

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Australia can't support many people though. Not enough water.

The business owners and politicians do not care. Infact they will gladly tax/ration it to you.

T A K E N O S U R V I V O R S

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Bought a pressure cooker this week, going to try some spic style chilli.

>cooking

Just go to KFC, lad.

Banana up & go

There's always desalination plants. That's how the jews get their water in Israel. They even export water to sand nigger countries.

>paying $12.50 for a chicken burger, small fries, small drink and a wing, when you can buy a whole roasted chicken from coles for $8
>pic related, yfw

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>Destroying our oceans so we can have more niggers, Chinese and Muslims in Australia

Regular Zinger burger meal. Hits the spot good.

Isn't that extremely expensive and energy inefficient?

Dumb frogs.

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>Not waiting until Tuesday and getting 9 for $9.95

>scraping meat of a bone like a 3rd worlder
>not having the 3rd worlder make your dinner for you

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I don't know much about them but I don't think they destroy anything.

R E L O A D I N G

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>You who remember the 80s and 90s will watch this place transform into a South East Asian nation.

Even the 00s were a different place. The change really revved up from around 2011/12.

Hellllloooo my Austrian frends

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>having to steal anime for your meme
c'mon

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Dunno. We got one in Sydney because climate change, they shut it down because it rained and we didn't need it. It's just hanging there doing nothing, I suppose it's good to have in case of an emergency.

Saw this in Collingwood yesterday. Are there Fascist groups in Melbourne that I can get involved in? Asking seriously, looking to find like minded people. Preferably non-Boomers

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Um excuse me Bigot obviously we need to keep mass immigration going.
We need more cheap workers, more consumers, more homeowners, and more DIVERSITY.

Can you imagine the nightmarish, sustainable, socially harmonious, white country that Australia would be otherwise.

Zdravstvuyte, Lithuania. How is Tallinn at this time of the year?

Hello bacon.

no one wanted to hear your life story fag

They increase the amount of salt in the ocean eventually making it uninhabitable

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make it stop

doesn't matter, they'll ration water for diversity

desal plants dont destroy the ocean, they're just expensive to run and make

so get ready for a tax hike for more water for chang, achmed and Jawahar, in addition to house pricing skyrocketing, but whats a complete loss in living standards for a bunch of 3rd world rent seekers who will never contribute.

Born 1992, see

original pringles and vb

soft

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Actually a pretty fuckin sick flag. Haven't seen many decent flashy Aus flags that aren't just the Eureka one

I just discovered that my local KFC has hired a negro. I'm not sure if I can go there anymore. I don't like the idea of a negro handling my food.

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Where do you live?

>Australian Federal Police now stealing the Anglo NPE logo for their honey pot
Get off my heritage, nanny state cocksuckers.

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South Australia, which is pretty un-chinked as far as AUS goes. But I have friends in syd and melb. They tell me it's hell.

Riga is fine thanks.

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Hello jack flag on the left side and white dots on blue flag.

t.not ASIO

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Yeah, I live in Sydney. It's around 25-30% Asian at a minimum.

I'm not AFP, it'd be a shame if it was a honey pot though. Very blackpilled atm.

Beautiful. Are you a Russian or Latvian Latvian?

Im Latvian

Are you Chink or Anglo?

Neither, Polack.

Seriously this pic is disgusting why Australians male these disgusting memes and why are these memes brown

They say Chinese are 5% of aus population, where the fuck are the rest coming from? Koreans/Japs are okay because they hate chinese, the rest...eh..Cambodians are okay since they hate communism. Still, where the fuck are these chinks coming from?

Fuck off we're full

Australian people are tanned.

Malaysia. We have like 200,000 Malaysian-born people living here, most of them are Chink Malays rather than actual Malays.

Mean. I'm third generation :(

Literally no one but fellow politically conscious pommies would know the origin of that logo.

I can't say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if the AFP is changing gears by establishing another controlled opposition group, since Antipodean Resistance is largely seen as a honey-pot now.

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My family has been here since 1794 and I'm pure Anglo, you should fuck off

Are they based or what.

I can stand cambodians, they work hard, hate chinese and hate communism.

Its time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

having a bad trip pealse help

Jealous that you can trace your lineage. Both my parents never knew their own grandparents.

define boomer pls

Make me!

They're more westernised than mainland Chinese, but that's not saying much.

People from 1945 - 1965.

>AFP attempting to incite an age war

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anti boomer cuck needs to define it

>disgusting
its a meme muhammad, don't blow it out of proportion. literally.

Aside from being infested with Africans and effete hipsters, is Melbourne actually a nice place? Is it pretty?

No it's fucking shit

source: i go there a fair bit

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Play a video game

Antipodean Resistance has hilariously bad optics. I was drawn to this sticker because most normies wouldn't be aware of it. We need something that embraces the economic and sensible positions that Fascism offers without going full reactionary.

See a KFC ad on TV. Every single person in it is a Chink.

Fuck this shit.

NO

LEAVE IT AND LET IT BE OVERUN BY MINORITIES AND TURN TO SHIT, THEN THE REDPILLING BEGINS

Disgusting city. Dirty, ugly architecture, faux culture based around post-modern shit and coffee drinking. Terrible.

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we don't say nuke melbourne for no particular reason.

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Where do you lads buy your drugs from?

Nice try AFP

Whites only.

ay yo hol up, he's just a concerned citizen

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My mate works at a local police station that regularly seizes weed, and slips me it on the side at half price, instead of disposing of it.
>pretty lucrative operation we have going
>so this is what is feels like to have nanny-state power

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Just a reminder, aus/pol/ loves their anime

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>went to Melbourne with family once
>parking was extremely expensive
>saw a literal Jew come out of a bank
>walked down the street for a few minutes and passed half a dozen hobos just chilling out on the footpath
>some hipster fag was playing guitar the next block over
>giant public toilets that look like suicide booths every block or two
>eventually went to subway for food, it was filthy and a negress served our grub

Its a fucking awful city

>Sam Dastyari/Shorten blatant treason recorded and shown to the public
>Bill Shorten calls for reevaluation of US alliance and favours a closer relationship with China
>every single one of Kevin Rudd's family members has a Chinese concubine
>Kevin Rudd (in Mandarin) smearing the Australian government on Chinese social media and describing the Liberal party as a temporary nuisance getting in the way of Chinese policy progress
Still ahead in the polls