Hi

I DONT WAtch porn from that day i started no fap. But i can resist touchin woman like a weirdo. ANd i am hsuper horny near them. But i cant get laid cause i am not that atractive.
I see. Maybe i should visit hooker cause i am still virgin.
I dont understand. You are telling me to find my wife right now and get married?
Mate i am not watching porn since februar. But i cant help yesterdy i had blue balls and it hurted like a hell. I went to gym and it was ok. But thats not the answer for problem.

get a hooker

You need to go to xvideos and search German goo girls immediately!

Nofap is a fucking meme.

>aus flag
>words of wisdom
>alternate universes hawking publish paper
>hmmmmmmmmm

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Probably i will cause iam pathetic virgin
To teda je,akurat som nesustredeny,neviem ci mi to aj nedojebalo spanok.

if its your first time make sure you get a good hooker

girlfriend or tinder. dont mix the two

I can't watch porn anymore without feeling intense disgust

Don't waste it on a hooker my dude.

Everything in moderation. I look at extreme porn fairly often. Still get rock hard just making out with my wife, and we've been together nearly 20 years. People who let habits become addictions will apply that to all sorts of vices.

Wow

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There are plenty hookers here,i am not sure how choose the good one.
Not that good looking for tinder :)
So what? Do you lnow how pathetic i am? I am like fucking rapist when i touch my colleague at work. I dont knwo why she still didnt call the police for that. Fucking pathetic i am.

Proffesional tip to not fap to porn

Are you ready, here it comes. almost there AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Occupy your time with things that arent the internet, especially sites that have pornography on them

Well lifting weights will increase your test and your sex drive from my experience

Once again i do not watch porn since februar. But when you are near a women or girls its almost the same. You are horny like satan.
What sex? I am virgin and i dont have any gf.
I want to fap to normalize my horny brain. But i dont want to watch porn so i am asking if picture of naked woman is enough or rather fap with my imagination.

3 months. Not bad. I made it one month then ejaculated in my sleep.

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Like wet dreams,i had 3 times. :DDD
So maybe i am cheating ha.
No fap seems is pretty bullshit and can fuck your brain and balls.

I don't have a girlfriend either but I'm jacked as fuck after 2 years training. Getting fit does not mean you get laid.

This
Just fap once a week in the shower, Keeps your male instincts high but it wont make you too horny in public.
Also its rather unhealthy for your prostate to not to cum in 3 months.
NO PORN.

Fuck a goat like my people have been doing for centuries. You fuck real pussy, at least, for your brain it is real pussy. Goat pussy is pure pussy. No porn at all.

Sry i was talking about getting easy laid by lifting.
You mentioned something about sex drive.
Yeah i know fuck porn,i will fap in shower every week.
No fap seems like a fucking meme made by incels.

ejaculating in your sleep doesn't count
>tfw 5 months nofap and still haven't had wet dreams where I cum

Hey dude, I also do no porn, but i dont do no fap. I do control my masturbating, it isnt even day, but i still fap, its healthy and normal to masturbate, but it isnt healthy or normal to watch porn.

You should masturbate to your imagination, or pictures of girls you know and like. This is the healthy, old timey way.

Best guide and better then anything you could've imagined.
1) meditate
2)do reality checks (try to fly, try to breath while holding your nostrils, check the time, ask yourself what you did today)
3) make a dream journal
4) have some exercise every day
5) do something, like go somewhere and do something
6) ditch weed
7) learn a lucid dreaming method
8) have sex in lucid dreams
9) clean your crusty sheets
Done

yep so i should fap on picture of some woman.will do.
I have some problem with to get a sleep asap. Mostly i am on bed and take me almost 1 hour to asleep.

That's ok. It takes a long time to fall asleep using a method anyway.

No ja som v pici,neviem zaspat tak ako kedysi a mam pocit ze to zacalo prave vtedy odkedy som zacal no fap.
I think my problem with asleep started when no fap started.
Pretty shit

>7) learn a lucid dreaming method
>8) have sex in lucid dreams
badass, tell us your best lucid sex experiences

I also take an hour to fall asleep, but i know the cause. I dont wind down, i am on my pc until bed and then on my phone in bed, then i cant sleep. You need to quit things and relax before sleep.

Skús meditáciu možno to pomôže. Lež na chrbte a počítaj do 10 každým nadýchnutím. Možno je to svetlom alebo stravou alebo nepravidelným spánkom.

Same here , but i dont use phone in bed.
But the main problem is i cant clean my mind before sleep.
Skor tym vyjebany bytom,ze som na prizemi a kurvy furt chodia vytahom, ktory je stary a hlucny. Plus ma jebu rodicia do pice.
We will see. I tried something like this.count every breath but it doesnt help. Because my head is full of bullshits.

None yet, I'm still learning, but there are stories out there. Problem is getting too excited and waking up. I managed to get lucid once but then the alarm went off. One day...

wht I do is go to the sofa and lay in it covered with my comfy blanket. I stay there for like an hour with my eyes closed then wake up and go to my bed to sleep. If I don't do that I feel like shit and I want to wake up from my bed all the time.

check'd, must be nice to be able to lucid dream

Škoda.
Forgot to mention actually, you need to try to think about nothing. It's hard but you'll get the hang of it. Try to imagine black, a void, nothing and every thing something comes to mind try to suppress it. What often times happens to me is that once I'm doing this for some time my mind wanders off for a few seconds and I realize I'm supposed to meditate and continue. Do this for 10 minutes every day or right before sleep like me. It doesn't really matter when you do this though.

Dont do that. Hot water denatures proteins in your mansauce and turns it to a solid jelly that will build up.

Mam problem s rodicmi,zobral foter na mna auto a nevie to splacat, furt len slubuje ze zacne platit. Splacam to ja. Zijem s nimi,lebo si chcem kupit byt ale mam leasing na to skurvene auto,takze mi nedaju uver. A ako som povedal,byvame na prizemi a furt tu jebu vytahom,plus tie dvere od vchodu na magnet robia hluk.
I need to deal with my parents. I will beat them to death i swear. Fucking idiots.
ANd how do you wash your dick and balls???
WTF like really i heard about hot water and balls,but you dont use boiling water.