Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - SPD Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176053089/Ellwangen-Togoer-in-Abschiebehaft-Das-droht-den-aufstaendischen-Fluechtlingen.html
welt.de/wirtschaft/article176040875/Eurofighter-Nachfahre-Hoechst-wendig-mit-Oekomodus-in-den-Luftkampf.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/wagenknecht-sorgen-wegen-zuwanderung-haben-nichts-mit-rassismus-zu-tun-a2416632.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0
>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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previous

first for martin

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Damn you were faster ;)

bump

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Too late...

Muslim attacked three people with a knife in The Hague, Netherlands shouting 'Allahu Akbar'

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because I never can decide for opening pic... :P

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can somebody explain this recent böhmernann thing to me please.

am i now paying 17,50€/months for him to entice left wing goon squads to dox people?

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link?

Should German citizens be armed?
Yes - gun laws like in the USA
Yes - allowed guns at home and the shooting range, but no public carry
No - current laws are fine
No - hunters and other people need to be more tightly regulated as well
No - confiscate even the butter knives, go full Britbong

>another mentally disturbed 'Einzelfall'???

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is this girl on our side

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how lost we are ? is there any chance that our homeland can recover ? somtimes im really pesemistic about the future of our Nation

should i go?

mobile.twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/992792019411095556/video/1

>how lost we are ?
It's very bad.
>is there any chance that our homeland can recover ?
Civil war and ethnic cleansing.
>somtimes im really pesemistic about the future of our Nation
Rightfully so.
>should i go?
Something everyone needs to decide for himself.

>Yes - allowed guns at home and the shooting range, but no public carry
>No - current laws are fine

You have no idea how the current law works I assume?

All nations are fucked at this point, there is not a single white country left. All we need is a right wing government

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alles wird gut
but if you want to go, go to ireland, it's Paradise

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I do. You need a years practice and have a valid reason and a background check and you need to practice regularly.

plan:
>undecoveranon pls resbonDD
>post RI cringe scat memes here
>rubbish them mercylessly here
>using muslim LARP flags while doing it
>repost screenshots on RI
>act as uh muslims do not like us cuckish
>???
>profit

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What ... has the eternal Anglo finally learned his lesson? ;)

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Shoulda used my pic, it would've closed on your decision. ;)
Yes - guns laws USA style
MY GUNS AREN'T ILLEGAL THEY ARE JUST UNDOCUMENTED. GUNS ARE BEING ABUSED BY THE ENEMY, TAKE GUNS IN AS REFUGEES! GIVE THEM A WARM BED EVERY NIGHT!

Okay, but there is no difference between the two points I quoted. Or do you mean you want to get rid of the one year/practice thing?

Is this also a man Her shoulders wider than hips

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>tfw I had that exact umbrella
>tfw I lost it

whats up leaf

Option 5, most definitely

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I stay and fight until the end
GOTT MIT UNS

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Guns like a warm glass of milk every night, and a cuddling. They need constant training throughout the day. But if you teach them to do chores, they should turn out okay.
Dresses like a man, acts like a man. It's a man.

gebumpt

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try it. You could just grab some from their reddit, if undercoveranon is not around.

How are the gun laws in France, I always wondered. Does your Obrigkeit allow you to be armed?

she is part of Identitäre Bewegung milieu

Antifa im Urlaub?Anscheinend kein Stress heute in Wien.

>girl
look at his hands and the shoulders

Not much.

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the fire rises

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Other things will rise as well if I keep looking at her.

In case you have doubts if man or woman, refer to this photo as a guide.

Women wear blue.
Men wear red.
Younger women wear baby blue.
Younger men wear pink.

It's due to heat and light waves.

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>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
THIS JUST IN, FORSA UPDATED:
AfD +1 13%
SPD +1 18%
Grüne -2 11%

SPD eternally below 20%

Yes Connors, she is on our side.

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Good idea, will keep in mind for next thread!

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Black powder guns and most guns made before 1900 are unregulated, you only need to be over 18 to buy. Ammunition can be tricky because many guns made before 1900 use the same munition as guns that are regulated, and so the ammo is regulated as well.

If you get a hunter or "sport" license you can buy bolt action rifles and ammunition. The license has to be renewed every year, and every gun is registered in a database.

For semi-automatic weapons you need a sport license and proof that you practice at the range regularly. Handguns are even more restricted. You also need to have a safe in your home and prove it.
And of course the authorities can confiscate your guns any time they please.

Overall it's worse than it ever was (you used to be able to buy .22LR unregulated) but there are still legal ways to be armed, for now

That's a bad hair dye job. She's a brunette. Looks like she dyed it herself. Might be a dude. She's a crossdresser.

Sounds pretty similar to the German laws, actually. I don't know about black powder guns or guns made before 1900 though.

all the beautiful women are on our side

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Diversity in Luxembourg.

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holy kek

>>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
it looks like weimarer republic

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Dresses like a swamptroll, acts like a swamptroll. It's a swamptroll.

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No regulation of black powder guns here in Austria ... friend of mine has a whole arsenal of those at home, all well maintained and functional.

Are you going to call anyone prettier than you a trans?
how jealous are you?
>inb4 u kant handl a reel wamen

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jesus

Those are Pajamas, it was night when I sent that. It's a nice pair of pajama set, short sleeve button down with pants to my ankles. I'm single, leave me alone.
dyed hair = psycho
Esp died to another color that is not their natural.
Also she cross dresses. I would've naturally avoided her on the street because I have good intuition and she looks like she will be a traitor or sell out.

Pff, skinny fuck. Image related is the real deal!
>#PepeBleibtRechts
>#Truth is the new Hatespeech
>#HassStattPropaganda

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Stage 1: Anger
>spends all his time on Jow Forums
>hates blacks and trannies
>lonely and resentful
>hates life and finds meaning by connecting to racial identity

Stage 2: Shame
>alienation drives Jow Forumsack deeper into isolation and porn addiction
>taboos become attractive
>blacked spam starts having an effect
>begin jacking off to sissy hypno and BBC
>shame from anti-white perversions drive Jow Forumsack deeper into politics and isolation

Stage 3: Giving In
>in loneliness, horniness, and sheer boredom alt-right sissy hooks up with a black guy
>though shy and nervous, the moment black dick enters his mouth the Jow Forumsack is hooked
>months or years of porn and fetishism aligns to make everything- the black man's musk, his heavy, chocolate dick, the sissy's soft white hand on dark skin- reaffirm the sissy's fetishes and send so much pleasure into his faggot brain that there is no going back

Stage 4: Dedication:
>sissy white boi begins having gay hook ups at increasing frequency
>gradually loses interest in politics
>more body conscious, begins squatting and running for a better butt
>starts practicing a campy gay voice because it turns him on
>gets into cross dressing and make up, derives submissive thrill from looking slutty and ridiculous

Stage 5: Obsession
>completely broken by black cock
>flaming sissy faggot
>is a devout leftist because white extinction makes his penis twitch, votes for whoever increases immigration
>mannerisms so excessively campy they make his family uncomfortable
>no longer alienated, now extroverted and sassy
>has circle of faghag friends who he gossips with and makes BBC jokes around
>loves going to gay clubs and twerking his white booty for black men
>shameless size queen slut who fucks several strangers a week
>views alt-righters with mixture of pity and bemusement, uses Jow Forums only to post interracial and ERP
>thanks black cock daily for changing him from an angry, resentful loner into somebody with a full spectrum of human emotion..

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I didn't ask for your curricullum, user.
This isn't the AA, so we don't care what drove you to suck dicks for nickels.

>Dude
WTF? Im gay now!

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>milieu
you make it sound like that's a bad thing

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Why take obvious copy pasta bait?

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>Yes - gun laws like in the USA

cant fool me
this is the national dress

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My opinion:
Leggings are okay.
Most women wear them wrong.
If you've noticed, our generation LOVE to wear shirts that are too short and too tight and pair that with the leggings to show off their vagina.
Clothes are meant to be loose and bigger than you. I think pic related is "okay". Thoughts?
>dress down to her largest vagina lip
>2 pairs of tights? heck am I looking at?
>obvious apartment dweller
>bad posture
>tights are so tight she can't pull them up and they roll down on her
Keep em coming.

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No, it's not.

only right wing people get guns

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Leggings are lewd and in summer they're gross, with the heat they turn your vagina into a sweaty armpit

implying shitlibs would ever touch a gun

WTF

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what is it with boomers in this country?
the moment the niggers goes physical you sucker punch him and be done with it
also small benis

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>implying that's a bad thing.
I would put my dick in there and scream "GET OUT OF MY SWAAAAMP"

sorry, forgot the footwear

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why don't you start your own france/pol/

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Whats she been up to? She release a porno yet?

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They are more acceptable than jeans. Obviously it's Spring, and not Summer. I think they are okay if they look like pants.
DON'T BE RUDE,
THAT'S A DUDE!

No it's not.

Hasn't released anything. Probably back at the concentration camp. I miss her

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wow.

they only targeted AfD so far, they didnt even touched ReconquistaGermanica

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I don't like French people and I can see Germany from my yard, so this is almost like home

how about a nice hat
do you like hats?
>dips burger

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I love France, when I was in Paris this really tall, blonde-haired blue-eyed French boy that was my age (like 15) was about to start making out with me. He was all over me. I was fat then too, and he didn't care. Oh, France.
No.

Swooned by France romance. I looked at my professor and was "I don't want to leave, please don't make me leave."

bienvenue

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i imagine this is what the wardens at the asylum do to keep the patience busy

everybody needs underwear

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meanwhile in Ireland
youtube.com/watch?v=fQKH9o8t5Q8

>with the heat they turn your vagina into a sweaty armpit

nice

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wasn't my intention, just wasn't sure how to describe IB since I don't know much about their organization or aims

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>THE TEETH

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just buy a crossbow, dont even need a license for it.

imagine the smell

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saved!

just get the blueprints and make your own guns.

dont worry, no charge for them.

When I was in Paris I dressed like that photo. Except my tunic wasn't button down but cowl neck. Deep purple top and black leggings that were with extra room, and flats that were sparkly. Oh my hair was short then too, below my chin and I curled it just for France.
No.

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