Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Comfy Alpenfestung Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176053089/Ellwangen-Togoer-in-Abschiebehaft-Das-droht-den-aufstaendischen-Fluechtlingen.html
welt.de/wirtschaft/article176040875/Eurofighter-Nachfahre-Hoechst-wendig-mit-Oekomodus-in-den-Luftkampf.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/wagenknecht-sorgen-wegen-zuwanderung-haben-nichts-mit-rassismus-zu-tun-a2416632.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0
>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
anonfile.com/fecfs4e2b7/Korataki.zip
anonfile.com/I7d9seefb3/fonts.rar
mega.nz/#F!UdxSVLJB!bgBwqzuFIV3z0HvCswA0dQ
mega.nz/#F!BGpDxQZR!nML6GBQ2DJPbqESkc8ZCtQ
twitter.com/DoraGezwitscher/status/992089828500979713
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

other thread was here faster, disregard this thread move to

mods may delete if around

Ayyyyyyyyyy, I'm back, I'm that dude that wanted to build the shitposting keyboard, remember me still?
(Iam also many other dudes, but let's not connect that right now.)

RESTORE THE GERMAN EMPIRE
2ND REICH = BEST REICH!
youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM

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Heia Safari!
saw someone whining that no new memes are born in here. need help with grammar from natives.
essentially I turned the duolingo shit I was pranking with into this -
thoughts, suggestions, corrections?

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gott

Stage 1: Anger
>spends all his time on Jow Forums
>hates blacks and trannies
>lonely and resentful
>hates life and finds meaning by connecting to racial identity

Stage 2: Shame
>alienation drives Jow Forumsack deeper into isolation and porn addiction
>taboos become attractive
>blacked spam starts having an effect
>begin jacking off to sissy hypno and BBC
>shame from anti-white perversions drive Jow Forumsack deeper into politics and isolation

Stage 3: Giving In
>in loneliness, horniness, and sheer boredom alt-right sissy hooks up with a black guy
>though shy and nervous, the moment black dick enters his mouth the Jow Forumsack is hooked
>months or years of porn and fetishism aligns to make everything- the black man's musk, his heavy, chocolate dick, the sissy's soft white hand on dark skin- reaffirm the sissy's fetishes and send so much pleasure into his faggot brain that there is no going back

Stage 4: Dedication:
>sissy white boi begins having gay hook ups at increasing frequency
>gradually loses interest in politics
>more body conscious, begins squatting and running for a better butt
>starts practicing a campy gay voice because it turns him on
>gets into cross dressing and make up, derives submissive thrill from looking slutty and ridiculous

Stage 5: Obsession
>completely broken by black cock
>flaming sissy faggot
>is a devout leftist because white extinction makes his penis twitch, votes for whoever increases immigration
>mannerisms so excessively campy they make his family uncomfortable
>no longer alienated, now extroverted and sassy
>has circle of faghag friends who he gossips with and makes BBC jokes around
>loves going to gay clubs and twerking his white booty for black men
>shameless size queen slut who fucks several strangers a week
>views alt-righters with mixture of pity and bemusement, uses Jow Forums only to post interracial and ERP
>thanks black cock daily for changing him from an angry, resentful loner into somebody with a full spectrum of human emotion..

It should be "sein" instead of "sei", but even then it sounds off.
"Willst du, dass man sich so an dich erinnert?" sounds more like something a native would say. Lacks some punch though.
My suggestion would be "Soll das dein Vermächtnis sein?"

>isolation and porn addiction
What are you, a fucking degenerate?
......
Ph fug, it's that stupid copypasta, fucking hell, those goddamn Canadians, remember, this is leafposting what you read here, a leaf made this copypasta.

C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
AfD 13%
Gr*ne 11%
Why live desu?

DU DUMME FOTZE

zup my goy boys

why do these fucking foreigners have to mutilate our language.

learn it or leave it

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my bad!
so this then-

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>vermächtniss

just go away

Can you give me the raw image, I'lll do it.

But, desu, if you wanna reach German normies, forget using Tannenberg, they get weary even at normal Fraktur.

Why so discouraged?
Did you have a bad day, user?

Best wishes to you all.

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there... do what you want with it

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fuck... wrong save

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Possible Phrases:
>Wie soll sich dein Kind identifizieren?
(How is your kid to identify itself)

>Und das soll dein Vermächtnis sein?
(more condescending; "and that is supposed to be your

Yes!
That is good!
I would really advise against using that font, though.

Ah thanks.

Fuck me your Propaganda sucks dick.

There is no audience for that propaganda you dopes.

Every fucking person looks at this already and its fucking weird.
Then they read that antiquar font and "oh yeah just nazis are against that stuff" and then they normie on.

You damn autistic spergs read a fucking book on advertisement or something.

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thanks... I now my German is terrible. you better do it. after that Arschloch I really don't have a mood to learn or use German today. flashbacks from my visit in Krautland

*know
(for the sticklers)

>Every fucking person looks at this already and its fucking weird.
>Then they read that antiquar font and "oh yeah just nazis are against that stuff" and then they normie on.
>You damn autistic spergs read a fucking book on advertisement or something.
This, user, please, change your ways and go from GTKRWN TANNENBERG to Korataki for example, it's a nice font, I'll upload it for you.

Here, user
anonfile.com/fecfs4e2b7/Korataki.zip

The powerrful trips of truth have spoken, we must use a different font for public stuff.
anonfile.com/fecfs4e2b7/Korataki.zip

tanks again! most are top tier Menschen here, but the negative is like spoon of shit in a honey barrel
also - Witnessed!

No problems, m8.
To install them, simply double-click on the contained .otf files and click install.
That's it.
I was amazed at how simple installing fonts is.
If Kalligrpahianon could give us a nice sample of his Kalliegraphie, then we could probably make it into a font!

Whats up Volksgenossen?

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>What's up?
Hopefully the gallows on which Merkel will hang?

I'll go eat something, see you lads in some time.

you fucking sperg you come here with your memeflag and your shitty paint projects and your fucked up german and you wanna call anyone a spoon of shit you worthless sperg. Rope yourself.

>hang merkel

Dude Merkel is a sympthome not a cause. She doesn't rule alone you know.

>Hopefully the gallows on which Merkel will hang?

I allready fear we might never get rib of her or get worse, without a putsch. :(

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sending you a bunch of my fonts. all are old, some are modified by me to allow for Lithuanian characters, but maybe you'll find something of use in there. not much in calligraphy direction, most are army-fraktur-old typing machine stuff.
anonfile.com/I7d9seefb3/fonts.rar
somebody forgot to take his medicine today I see... bipolars humans too, don't worry! they have drugs for that
she doesn't rule at all, but that's not the point she should still get the rope treatment

Daily reminder that Germans are subhuman savages who will be deported from Europa after WW3.
Also, why do you faggots create double Kraut/pol/ threads? Can't you get your shit together ffs?

At least we have turkish msoques.

go home kolotripa, you are drunk

>Drugs

Mutt detected. Go take some opioids and die.

low energy attempt at autism... failed as usual
so if I'd say "bye ya'll" you'd probably think I'm from deep south?
L

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does anyone have any suggestions for something new (afd promo graphics)

Ayyy, I shared that font you gave me with another user that thought Germans wouldn't notice the literal Nazi-font tannenberg.

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did you have any issues installing and loading it properly?

hope you had a pleasant week btw.

Der Holocaust ist schlect.

bump (I'm making some new oc)

Das holocaust überlebende schmeckt süss

>>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
ich hab die Grafik mal richtig nach Prozenten sortiert. So wie es sein sollte. Alles andere ist Manipulation (vermutlich bewusst von den ganzen Cucks)

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Nope, no problems.

Thanks, I did have a relatively pleasent week.
I injured my shoulder, so I can only start training again tomorrow, and the exam didn't go as well, but since I plan on going to uni anyways it doesn't matter.
Though I will probably do jobbing for a year after I finish this Abitur, so that I can completely recover.
No need to rush it desu, I'll have enough time to pay taxes for the shittigrants and the shit government later too.
And I'm better off not having another total interruption like last time, where I had a years delay, better fix it now, right!

What about you, did you have a pleasent week?

...?
>implying it happened xD
Jk, didn't read this stuff myself, but it's worth a try.
I reccomend getting this stuff while the getting's good.
It contains everything from Arduino to Zündel, so be prepared and note that it's not all just NS-stuff.
It is really much better than getting a whole library in the form of paperbacks, get an e-book reader and you're set!
If I still knew the link , there'd be also an archive of classiscal literature; plato and so on, but I guess you can find that stuff yourself too, as it's less obscure.
For all the talking about preserving the "western world" we sure discuss its content very little, but we aren't uncultured Untermenschen now, are we?
Warning though, it's over 50GB:
mega.nz/#F!UdxSVLJB!bgBwqzuFIV3z0HvCswA0dQ
mega.nz/#F!BGpDxQZR!nML6GBQ2DJPbqESkc8ZCtQ

Wut?
I highly reccomend checking out the lit above.

Sieht schon besser aus, danke, user... warte mal, du kannst Deutsch!?
Cool.
I really have to step up my game and learn french properly.

glad everything worked (I thought the link would be broken since it was a few years old).

ja, ich bin vor etlichen Jahren damals ins Trumpland ausgewandert ;)

mittlerweile bin ich sehr traurig darueber was aus meinem Heimatland geworden ist. Aber naja, mit der AfD gibt es wenigstens wieder einen Funken Hoffnung.

did you take a look at that font archive I posted? anything useful?

>it was a few years old
Wew lad.
That's kinda cool desu.
Man, I really have to start just casuallly using that font.
Perhaps it can become th unoficcial font of Kraut/pol/ memes, and we are recognizeable by it?
Just using it on the sidelines could make the font itself a meme.

Aha!
Landesflucht!
Welch Schande.
Nah, jk.

Do you mean dafont?
Yes, I looked, but desu I already have Tannenberg, and wasn't able to find it's modified versions there, only for like 50,- I can buy them from some dude.
And other fonts do not interest me that much, primarily fonts are to convey a meaning, and Korataki is a nice modern font, it has great optics.
On thing many people don't know, is that the NatSocs started using many forms of Textura early on, they posed os modern, and not as some sort of traditionalist back then.
And only by differentiation from the current paradigm can the youth be attracted, so perhaps older fonts are more useful, but I'd go with the modern ones.

uhm.. dunno, I meant this
> anonfile.com/I7d9seefb3/fonts.rar
many variants of fraktur, textura and other gothic fonts

>anonfile.com/I7d9seefb3/fonts.rar
Downloading...

Also, screw letting my french potential go to waste, it's something to put on a CV ffs.
So I better not let all those school-periods that I had to spend there be for naught.

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Well guys, I'll be re-freshing my french now, see you lads later/tomorrow.
I have shitposted enough for today.
In fact, I would go to the extreme and maybe at some point even make a counter and make sure I only make 88 Posts a day total on Jow Forums.
It's a surefire way to make one less prone to shills and ADHD-faggotry.

you'll just have to sift through them, because I just dumped my fonts download folder in there. many other fonts there
good for you m8! math, history and languages are the most important stuff to learn! I always admire people who try to learn something new, or improve on what they have!

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(font) It's a balance of clean/modern and I like that it doesn't distract from the message or picture.

have a nice weekend user. check back in this thread in about an hour (I'll post a decent oc image). Do you want any personal saying or text ?

Bump for later

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Ok guy's. What percentage you think the AfD will get in the next election?

>retreat to the Alpenfestung

Hold the line, Kameraden!

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federal elections or state election (i.e. bavaria)?

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> Forsa

Just get a syringe and inject salt water in your brain. Do it through the eyeball. Best rush you'll ever have and you'll never have to worry about your utter stupidity fucking up your life ever again.

nope... we played it cool, Germans did promote it but we went our own way. when soviets came, we engaged in a decade long guerrilla war with a naive belief that amis would come.
Latvians joined en masse and were slaughtered in Kurland kessel... poor schmucks, when mongol hordes came there were almost none to defend
ruskies sent in waves of colonists, but our forest brothers came at nights and told them to fuck off or their entire families will be composted.
not so in Latvia, ergo they have huge percentage of "russian speakers" who's rights Mr Putin is so eager to defend

federal

21% in 2021

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Yeah, sperging out has no use, saying subtle but still very Right stuff and claiming that this is a center-right position is the way to go

Regional-Elections tommorow in SH.
E HEH HEH HE

bump

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It's hard to make a prediction, because it will depend on the events during the next years and how good the press will be able to cover things up.
If there is no really major happening (like civil war dimensions*) and just a medium deterioration of conditions I'd guess 18%.
If there is a some major chimp outs as well as a severe economic crisis, maybe 23%.

*e.g. see this video on twitter: "refugees" chant "we are here, and we will fight" in Donauwörth.
twitter.com/DoraGezwitscher/status/992089828500979713

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>Latvia

Ah yeah damn, it was the guys with the fake Austrian flag :P

Played it rather smart then ...

instead of "kraut Jow Forums" ..should I use Deutsch Jow Forums or is it Deutsche?

>Latvia

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because deutsch/pol/ is from a different place full of NPD-voters.

we wouldn't want them here to feel welcome.

>German potato mines

Economic mainstay besides the North Sea Sauerkraut rigs, eh? ;)

i want to hug her really tide pushing her milker against my lower chest

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I'll make/post both (Kraut and Deutsche)

>/Deutsch/pol

>Way higher content quality
beside maybe Drunken_G
>Community that smells shills 200 miles against the wind
>actual discussion

KEK

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Don't forget the Industrial brew facillities to enrich natural-occuring gerste into weaponized beerillium.

Heeh, I have to check tomorrow in the archive.
I'll make sure I get enough sleep!

Also, fun fact, that language Website has Korean and Klingon... but no Japaneese.
I wonder why... desu? :^)

>potato mines
that's (((public))) schools for you

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Why're you here, then you malcontent schluchtenscheißer?

Go shoo, don't come back.

>weaponized beerillium

Now that one cracked me up!! Top kek!

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goodnight.

They don't vote NPD you fucktard.
Sorry I am being harsh, but this kind of mind-fart just causes needless division.

Yes, they are hardliners, that's it.
Attack useful targets, they organise a lot of stuff.

Good night, Anons.

du b du bs

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There is a reason they are there and not here and that is fine, and keep them there and we stay here.

That's all to it, if we were the same, they would be here.

Dann hole sie der Teufel.

Wtf?!

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Sütterlin already sucked
Fake Sütterlin sucks even more

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Hehe, that nogger is at least useful for something.

Perhaps they can be turned into fuel if we put women and children besides them in the ovens?
Kek.

Haha, crap, if it's a fake, then it is no surprise he's DC shilling.

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T NAMEFAG FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GODDAMN FACEBERGFAGS DAMNIT!

Okay, calmed down now.
Can we stop namefagging unless it's utilitarian?
Else it WILL cause division and stagnation, as not content but personality and blogging gets important.

We'll never reach the Kyoto goal if we burn that much coal... :P

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Yeah, i am fake.
go cognitive dissonate yourself until it fits your shit ideology.

I am Sütti and there's nothing you can do about it, Sütti was never an unconditional lover, you suck and you have to own up to it that who you like by principle doesn't like you.

fuck off, m8.

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I ate that when I was on vacation in Sweden.