I was getting a little horny in my room and brought up some porn and started jacking off...

>a kid who was fapping to niggers group fucking a woman calling anybody faggot
This bait is too weak, stop larping

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Stage 1: Anger
>spends all his time on Jow Forums
>hates blacks and trannies
>lonely and resentful
>hates life and finds meaning by connecting to racial identity

Stage 2: Shame
>alienation drives Jow Forumsack deeper into isolation and porn addiction
>taboos become attractive
>blacked spam starts having an effect
>begin jacking off to sissy hypno and BBC
>shame from anti-white perversions drive Jow Forumsack deeper into politics and isolation

Stage 3: Giving In
>in loneliness, horniness, and sheer boredom alt-right sissy hooks up with a black guy
>though shy and nervous, the moment black dick enters his mouth the Jow Forumsack is hooked
>months or years of porn and fetishism aligns to make everything- the black man's musk, his heavy, chocolate dick, the sissy's soft white hand on dark skin- reaffirm the sissy's fetishes and send so much pleasure into his faggot brain that there is no going back

Stage 4: Dedication:
>sissy white boi begins having gay hook ups at increasing frequency
>gradually loses interest in politics
>more body conscious, begins squatting and running for a better butt
>starts practicing a campy gay voice because it turns him on
>gets into cross dressing and make up, derives submissive thrill from looking slutty and ridiculous

Stage 5: Obsession
>completely broken by black cock
>flaming sissy faggot
>is a devout leftist because white extinction makes his penis twitch, votes for whoever increases immigration
>mannerisms so excessively campy they make his family uncomfortable
>no longer alienated, now extroverted and sassy
>has circle of faghag friends who he gossips with and makes BBC jokes around
>loves going to gay clubs and twerking his white booty for black men
>shameless size queen slut who fucks several strangers a week
>views alt-righters with mixture of pity and bemusement, uses Jow Forums only to post interracial and ERP
>thanks black cock daily for changing him from an angry, resentful loner into somebody with a full spectrum of human emotion..

I dated a woman who admitted to me she had had sex with a dog on multiple occasions.

I broke up with her when I found out she had dated a black guy for 3 weeks.

>Shareblue

Ooh, sick burn from a guy whose mom held his own come in her fingers.

Enjoy that dinner she's gonna prepare for you, using those same fingers, later on today!

What in the flying fuck were you thinking?

OP probably didn't add that up in his head yet. To be fair, he sucks at math

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^ notice that at no point does the word "employment" make it's way into this timeline

The sad state of the alt right, everyone

Nigga, you 38 and you know it.

Look man, its a sticky situation.. I am unsure what I should do? I have no idea why she smelled her fingers or why should would stick her fingers in it...

Americans should be range banned to be honest

Shut up. I am VERY mature. Why do you think i jack off in the first place. Call me when you grow a pair.

Your people are getting replaced and raped to death

>shareblueposting

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Post pics of mom covered in seeman!

You know, now that I think about it, who the fuck uses Kleenex to catch their come?

I heard about this, tried it once, and soaked the whole damn thing through. Had flaky little bits of tissue caked onto my dick, had to shower to get it off.

How weak are your ropes that you can soak it all up with a single tissue? I mean, just how low test are you?

Use your girlfriend's sock like a normal human being. You need to have a girlfriend first though.

>(you)

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Kill yourself please

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>leddit and memey

wait...burger education here....but wouldn't that mean 80% of black people are dumber than 50% of white people?

You're being selfish about this. Think about it from your mom's point of view. Next time she tries to schlick herself she's gonna remember those fingers swam in her "stay at home son's" gag sauce, and it'll kill the mood.

^ see OP, this is how math works.

This is what your mom wanted to talk to you about before sniffing your come

Yes. That is the joke.

The absolute state of Jow Forums. thanks, Jews, for the "incel" bullshit.

You're posting a pasta from yesterday mate that's pretty sad

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Kek
This made my day

> OP's
> His mom's two fingers

1+2=reeeeeee

That is why it is amusing that it is OC from occupy democrats.
Retarded niggers aren't able to handle statistics and post it thinking it makes them look good.
Always gets a good chuckle out of me.

This is why we need to ban American IPs.
Fuck you Amerimutts for ruining this board.

I dont have a girlfriend, never have to be fair

She wAnts the D

Id never fuck my mom if you paid me, she is a seacow

you have to fuck your mom op and post webm

Quit posting this dumb shit you social failure, you suck in immeasurable ways and should be chemically lobotomized.

This is pol faggot.

Son, you soak your pathetic little load up with a single tissue. You don't really get to talk about whose "in their prime"

Can you even do one pull up?

This would have been funny on /b/ a decade ago. That one where anons dad and friends where going to beat him up for watching rape porn is more on par with the current kek requirements.

haha cuck

I think technically speaking OPs dad is the cuck?

Seeing as how his mom played with her little boys semen.

Congrats OP, you cucked your father! You should tell him. It'll make you "based"

How the fuck can you manage to cuck someone and STILL be a virgin??

Shut up

I used to jerk off into my ex's mouth. That girl let me do anything lol and she was a qt

Kys

i was just jackin' it you know minding my own business, and i had my room's door open cuz it's past midnight here and my whole family is sleepin anyways. so i'm just beatin off... beatin off... and im about to hit the jackpot when all of a sudden i hear this little kind of scratching sound against my floor but im just like **** it my foot probably just bumped in to something and i RELEASE my load and i had a tissue but it shot out a bit further than i expected cuz i was really turned on.

ne way so im just cleanin up the little dribble and to my great shock my dog walks out from under my computer desk! and wat da ya kno the missing trail of my cum left a little steak on his back!

Yeah this happened too but that was a few months ago

>peach coloured carpet.

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>sticky situation

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Sorry for cucking your thread. You came here looking for advice.

To elevate your math score, stop shitting on common core and start taking the best ideas from it. Common core math teaches you a million little cheats. How to round up/down values, thinking of values in terms of quarters and pennies for example. This is how you do math in your head.

Read more. Stop watching YouTube and read more. Reading enhances the same synapses you use for math. Even reading comics is better than video games and staring at YouTube.

You also need to exercise more. If your sperm load is so weak that a tissue can catch it, it's too low and every time you jerk off you're losing more testosterone, with no means of rebuilding it.

Run, at least three times a week. Get some good shoes. Run until your sides hurt and your legs burn, and keep running until they don't. Remember to stretch first.

Running doesn't increase your testosterone but it builds up your cardio so you can exercise right. Plus it just burns off hella fat and trims your side belly down.

Start with 20 sit-ups and 20 push-ups. Work your way up to 50 then 100. If you start now and apply yourself you can be at a position where you can knock out 100 sit-ups and 100 push-ups in 5-10 minutes. Do this, then shower, then eat.

Start your day out with either Greek yogurt or eggs and fruit. Low carbs in the morning. Carbs make you tired, protein gives you good energy for the day and helps boost your brain. Your want protein that digests easily though so avoid bacon, steak, etc. Greek yogurt with fruit and honey, and a bit of granola, or eggs with fruit and a side of toast.

Lunch should be a thick green salad. Low on dressing, and use vinagrette not ranch. Romaine hearts are a good base, spinach is better. Put a little chicken on it but not a lot.

Dinner should be hearty red meats. Steak. Chops. Lamb. Serve with more raw greens and a heavy side of wild rice.

Stop wearing t-shirts. Wear button ups.

No.

>i watch blacked girls

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