Hi Jow Forums

I'm a reporter for the Huffington post. We pride ourselves in accuracy and timeliness. Today I'm working on a story about incels and was wondering if anyone would be so kind to answer some of my questions:

>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)?
>when was the last time you had sex?
>is it lonely?
>what made you hate women?
>why cant you accept that women are paid less than men?
>why are you against male birth control?
>don't you support equality?
>when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement?
>why are you still poor?
>why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence?
>what made you all so pro trump?
>can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please?
>be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out?


And just a little advice for you virgin neckbeard betavirgins. Girls want real men like christian grey not pathetic soibois who play video games and code or whatever it is you do. Just try to go outside more. There are plenty of womeb out there for you, you just have to engage a little and be ok with her running your facebook

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sage

Please help me out here. I need one good article or else im gunna get sacked. I love working here. These women understand me. Please answer just one question

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>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)?
This morning.
>when was the last time you had sex?
3 days ago.
>is it lonely?
Not really.
>what made you hate women?
>implying
>why cant you accept that women are paid less than men?
It's like accepting that the Holocaust was real, I just cant accept lies.
>why are you against male birth control?
????
>don't you support equality?
No lol
>when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement?
I live in my own house
>why are you still poor?
I'm not.
>why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence?
I like her tits
>what made you all so pro trump?
Hillary
>can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please?
No.
>be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out?
2 years ago.

sage

Thank you. Follow up: is your gf on birth control?

Yes, but I still dont ejaculate in her. I'm not fond of kids.

Don't you think it's a little unfair she needs to take birth control while you dont?

Sage this crap

You degenerates and whores initiated this war. The incel Reich has begun. We will not rest until you all feel the pain and suffering you've made our lives out to be. You thought the YouTube shooting was scary? You wait, I got something special planned for huffpo.

Love,
Sam Hyde