/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OP IS A DRUNK REACTIONARY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Departs OH/Arrives in DC 5/5/18
youtu.be/fnNCTyScaSA
>Pres Trump @Tax Reform Event in OH 5/5/18
youtu.be/aDUlh672Nys
>Pres Trump Arrives in Cleveland OH 5/5/18
youtu.be/8zHfoD2g5Yc
>Pres Trump Departs DC 5/5/18
youtu.be/mvsAK4G2CEQ
>Rudy Giuliani @Iran Freedom convention 5/5/18
youtu.be/AgYx0bCX1_U
>Rudy Giuliani on JudgeJeanine 5/5/18
youtu.be/XUjY0p_kLJg
>CyberComm/NSA Transfer of Power (Adm Rogers->Gen Nakasone) 5/4/18
youtu.be/MJ7TUlqKFmE
>WH Video: Pres Trump @NRA Leadership Forum 5/5/18
youtu.be/YrPlnHdT6Qk
>Pres Trump returns to WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/CJ1Iyr8brJ8
>Pres Trump returns to DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/0IYO4sIZtzE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @NRA Convention 5/4/18
youtu.be/VGC5PrfUryc
>Pres Trump arrives in Dallas TX 5/4/18
youtu.be/Qz1ZWd-h9N0
>VP Pence arrives @Love Field 5/4/18
youtu.be/-ODYpCjFVeY
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving JBAndrews 5/4/18
youtu.be/abfbpTNT4HQ
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/RHfS22EFYsU
>Pres Trump departs DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/DiwgNDo02o0
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Affairs Day 5/4/18
youtu.be/voB8qUqUbY4
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Serv Memorial Plaque Ceremony 5/4/18
youtu.be/ZTtbRfKywpg
>This Week @State 5/4/18
youtu.be/JFRcGwYnfi0
>VP Pence on EWTN 5/3/18
youtu.be/EV_7RWkpUuU
>DepAG Rosenstein @Lawyers for Civil Justice 5/3/18
youtu.be/svcfvWUDPrE

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MAGA!

drumpf

Look, I only like senators who DON'T have cancer!

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i wonder how the top minds are spinning mueller finna bouta get dabbed on in court as a good thing

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Who else voting for Based Blankenship on May 8th? You're not an establishment shill like Jenkins and Morrissey, right?

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Drumpf BTFO

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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>mfw havent baked in almost 2 years

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At least you have roguish good looks

>mfw been in almost every daily thread for almost 3 years and never baked and don't know how.

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>mueller firing shows the government is working against us with russia

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I haven't baked in one year or so. Feels bad, I wish I had more time.

Make America Goy Again!

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Have a (you)

These two are saving the West

Based on the observations and interviews in the last thread total of 1 person could explain their reason for the hate of the Jewish State without relying on 'just so', ad hoc, post hoc ergo propter hoc and other logical circular reasoning and offer a non-conspiracy reason based on facts we know.

So I take this anti-Semiticsm and overconspiration of real world facts is more of a cult and religion? Is it a loyalty test?

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Ayy me too

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>Trump bullied mueller so he had to hurry up to finish fast and it messed the case. UNDUE PRESSURE INFLUENCE CMAPAIGN.

Based Trudeau

I baked one time ever to break off from an obvious shill

i mean, i am cute irl, but i do need a haircut and to do something to get rid of the bags under my eyes.

im also really fucking drunk irl too as well.
god i want to fuck

Are you me?

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Nunes to hold Sessions in contempt of Congress
Get his ass out and get us a real AG
rawstory.com/2018/05/devin-nunes-says-will-hold-attorney-general-jeff-sessions-contempt-congress-russia-investigation/

Top kek

Just wait

Muellers firing shows trump is the 1% and that poor weak hillary & obama and underdog cnn/nbc/cbs/abc/nytimes etc are all just fighting the good fight for the people!

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can you honestly fucking kill yourself kike?
Karelia will not be Finn clay ever again, fuck off

What's /ptg/ listening too?
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For the bags try Genucil use code Ben Shapiro at checkout for a free bonus offer. It gets rid of puffiness and dark circles.

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How can we truck these women into think making us a sandwich shows their resistance to trump?

Spite seems to really motivate women

Is Peterson standing on a stage or is (((Ben))) really 5'6'' ?

I am not a mind reader, I cannot tell the logic and rationale of your beliefs based on Google, I'm especially interested of YOUR BIAS.

That headline is one of the worst things I've ever seen

I think Ben is 5’5”

>You will never make new Zealand your personal onahol

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i both like and hate /ptg/ at the same time

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>most talked about woman in American politics

TRUMP KEKED HILLARY SO HARD THAT A PORN STAR IS NOW MORE RELEVANT THAN HER

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Silence, cars whooshing by outside...

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He isn't a Finn, just another hasabra troll with a VPN.

Israel has a terrible record of mistreating Palestinian Christians. Judaism is a cult that rejects Christ.

She has been trying to pull the victim narrative lately.
Would be lulzy

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i hate jews

Jesus is a cult that rejected Judaism

Attention white people. Please make the babies.

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If 'ol Willy had won after all none of the kike bullshit for the past 100 years would have happened

AWOO~

No drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes!

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Stop backstabbing your "allies" to get your way.

Jesus is Savior and the son of God, Judaism is the religion of pharisees.

Ben is like 4'9

>judaism is a cult that subverts Christ
ftfy
>implying i wont make oyu my own personal fucktoy
6'2, 101kg, motherfucker

>Can't do any of my favorite hobbies
What will I spend my time on then user?

>tfw could bake but opt to joepost instead

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Well, I like Death Grips, I guess...

>No drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes!
no, fuckoff, i found the vodka, it's mine now

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I've baked a few, but going through some stuff in my personal life.

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>they actually believe this

Please make it stop

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>We are roughly the same size

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>baking used to be something people had to scurry around to try and get a replacement
>now when bakership slot opens up there is a line of people diving to be the first reply

We've come a long way

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WE WILL NOT GO DOWN QUIETLY,
REPEAT AFTER ME
WE WILL NOT BEND THE KNEEEEEEEE WE WILL NOT GO DOWN SILENTLY!!!

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>tfw bake all the time but never read the OP

who else here /devilish/

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Don't jump off the giant atom, we need you wafflebro

IRAN ARMING HEZBOLLAH WITH MISSILES TO SOON BE LAUNCHED INTO ISRAEL AS RETALIATON - SENIOR ISRAELI OFFICIAL: KAN.

Nice we are going to get some action.

>Jesus assblasted Jews and is their cult leader
Maximum keks.

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it's 3am and im doing shots in my bedroom at my computer right now too

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Heresy

In bed?

Jew, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. See, people actually do hate you for no logical reason, just like your mother told you! Nazis are real, and you have to fight to make sure that there's never again another Shoah.

It's irrational and these people are sexually unsuccessful and of low intelligence. Just like mama said!

Let this information strengthen you. You will never have a logical reason to hate Jews. Antisemitism is completely dumb and should never be a thing! Keep fighting against this, for no reason whatsoever, other than having been told it was real. It is real!

ISRAEL #1. Love and peace. Shalom.

So, legal minds of reddit...

>6'2, 101kg, motherfucker

So which meme-islander is pic related? Or is this not even a poster? I'm asking for strictly non-gay purposes of bullying and homo-shaming

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Can we please send these people to Syria so Assad and ISIS can gas them?

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>Anime
>Exercise
But weed and beer are easier dopamine

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/ptg/ is by far the most organized general I've ever seen in terms of thread baking, it's actually quite impressive how you get so many autists to cooperate.

holy kek, this is a hilarious observation

>legal minds of Reddit

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when you lose you win

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Putin better get them under control.

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mmmm, hottest sex is when you cant tell if it's fighting or hard fucking,
powerplay is my shit, i love fighting to be top.
dont make it easy motherfucker

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Trump sends goons to rough people up, of course.

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The commies that raped your country would become Nazis if they had to deal with the commies of today.

literally who?
im from /sg/

>Could've spent time writing defense for his beliefs.
>Wrote this instead.
Do you even believe in anti-Semitism yourself?

Tbh Trump should have had Stormy murdered

Ironically those commies created these commies. How do you think the hippies happened?

The OP isn't for regulars.
The OP is in case you can't be here everyday, maybe on vacation or something for a week, you come back and you can catch up on Trump Stuff.
So of course the meme is pic related, but really it is very useful for bros who have the take a break

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>Green Crack

Oh, leafistan

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user is it necessary to prove Judaism a bitch religion online?

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>ywn wear a gold jumpsuit with a giant T on it and bully people for Trump.

Trump isnt Hillary.

When will we start seeing calls for Stormy Daniels 2020?

Its the guild in action

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