Ummm Jow Forums, you gots some splaining to doooo

Ummm Jow Forums, you gots some splaining to doooo..

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left's fault so kill yourself

it's pretty gross

They're all low t manlet dicklets - the men are afraid of fucking because they'll be embarrassed of their dick size and no woman would want to fuck a faggot dicklet. It's pretty simple
t. 6'4" with a 9 inch cock high t gen x'er

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I have a big dick and managed to break a dry spell by making this known to the woman I slept with. The sex was awkward as fuck and I could barely perform.
Unironically I wish I were still a virgin. I wish I had a loyal woman. I wish I wasn't corrupted by degeneracy.

you know that chart is fake right ?

>t. dicklet

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It's higher than that. Most lie about it.

also, you don't have a nine inch dick, hardly anyone does, timestamp it with a ruler if you do, which you won't, because you don't

Hooked up with a woman after a dry spell. Best part was cuddling afterwards

yeah that's just another fake chart

I keep one on hand for faggots like you.

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single mothers unable to teach their son's how to be men.

its womens fault

Why post edits?

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This.

t. 6'5 with a 9.5 inch cock high t born in 85 blonde hair blue eyes ex seal team 6 as well.

also fake

lies

Post cock with timestamp, id, and /pol
dicklets.

oops I posted the dicklet edit. Here's the real one

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still fake

how autistic are you?

Very but we want to see

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Lmao
>Implying 9 inches is nearly enough
You are fucking slightly above average pleasure level at best.

not autistic at all

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FYI.... Family Guy is running a new "millennial's are idiots" episode

Baste

no idea why would anyone admit they are virgins. i dont care about sex anyway if it happens it happens. my priority is dying for now

Have you tried killing yourself

Its a lot higher than that. It's Japan tier.
Many lie about it, just like how many men lie about their penis size.

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Young Millennials and especially Gen Z are overwhelmingly socially conservative and fiscally left-wing. The based Stalinist generation will finally cleanse the land of all degeneracy.

nope. killing yourself is what amerimutts do, enlightened people appreciate suffering

Mostly because society is backwards and women only want Chad or non whites.

I have 8" dick and aesthetic body (thanks NatSoc) so I'm definitely competent for sex.
But I just want to cuddle with a QT. I dont want some whore bag. And I dont want sex until I marry.
I'm 23 and I have a girlfriend, but I dont think she wants to marry and shes getting desperate for sex. Shes also a virgin (we met in highschool). I'm afraid shes gonna cut it off soon.

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I'm a virgin, almost 28. All my relationships with women in high school and college turned out bad because the women were bad (all hispanics, I've literally never dated a girl of my own race).

I've been meaning to try dating again now that my finances and weight are sorted out, but what's really the point? 99% of women are trash and the laws and culture of the west are so corrupt that you can't count on unicorns to stay good enough to commit your whole life to them. I'm really tempted to just wait for artificial wombs and just reproduce that way.

You know that whole post is fake, right? Fucking retards falling for the easiest bait in the world. Nobody cares how big your dick is unless you're literally micropenis tier.

I was a virgin until 23.

I am 6'2 with blonde hair and gray eyes
Not ugly in the slightest but was very unsociable. I am now married and unsociable unless its my wife.

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>t. micropenis

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>unsociable
same here. what causes this? im uninterested in anything

yes I'm aware of that

26 and virgin. I've turned down sex from girls often because of my unreasonably high standards and I don't want to casual fuck. Want my first girl to be my wife and only person I have sex with.

>wanting to have sex with any whore that finds a 6" penis boring

Hate to tell you but that's how you get AIDS

the correct title should be
> MILLENIALS MEN ARE TURNED OFF , 8/10 ARE STILL VIRGINS , the other 2/10 are fucking all the women .

Cuddling being better than sex is more or less widely known. When you cuddle with a girl, it's like you're fucking their personality.

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enjoy being a virgin for life

I fucked 2 prostitutes when I was 26 but I'd still consider myself in the ranks of a Virgin. I've never had a GF and probably will never have one until I have a career. But don't worry, I'll never start a relationship a woman over the age of 23, hell I'll go as legally young as I can just to ensure she stays prettier longer.

Until then I'll keep fucking tranny prostitutes every once in a while.

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fake, why would it go up in 1 inch increments then leap by 1.5 inches for the last one

Because no man in this world has had sex with only one person right?

I am not sure what made you unsociable man but I wasn't until I started playing a lot of video games. As a kid I was very into sports and was very popular but when I got into highschool I stopped playing all sports and did one last year of weight training before just losing myself in World Of Warcraft and Halo.

You aren't alone man and it isn't that terrible. Once you find someone you both just end up hating everyone else but you and your partner anyway. I mean you still talk to friends but you make fun of a lot of dumb shit you think they do. I married a woman from Europe who was very popular and smart and she gets along with everyone so well and I thought we were just complete opposites but inside she wants to be alone just as much as me. Feels good man. She has her times though when she wants her family. Trying to get an Italian away from her family will never happen but her family is great.

I hope you find someone for yourself one day greek bro.

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This, if you didn't get laid in highschool its over.

Had sex, it was kind of disappointing despite my partner's claims of being really good at it. Women are a waste of time and resources, in large.

>socially conservative and fiscally left-wing
>Stalinist generation
dude wat

that's not millenials being "turned off" sex. It's a combination of sky-high obesity rates (every generation has been turned off sex with fat people), and online dating + feminism giving women impossible standards.

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I hate cuddling man. When my wife and I go to bed I want the fan on me and I throw all the blankets off of me. She is like a fucking furnace. She wants to be all over me while I try to go to sleep and it drives me fucking nuts. She just complains she is cold but she burns like the sun at the beach. Between her legs is the actual sun.

behavioral sync m8
smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-mouse-utopias-1960s-led-grim-predictions-humans-180954423/

Fuck off faggot. I'm not showing you my cock.

>any woman anytime can claim rape or sexual harassment and destroy a man for a crime he didn't commit
Yeah wonder why, thanks #metoo

feminism has made women completely unfuckable hideous beasts, i'm not mgtow but when at least 90% of the women i come into contact with are degenerate whores its no wonder people are saying fuck off.

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>had dream where I fell in love with girl, typical loser shit
>she pulls out some weird sack thing
>thousands of baby spiders start crawling out of it
>they crawl through my nose and into my lungs
>feel them nesting inside my lungs, am happy that I'm holding this normal girls baby spiders as if they were our children
>wake up with massive boner
i dont want to be a virgin bros

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>Between her legs is the actual sun
no it isn't

my dick is 5 inch and ive fucked many girls and prostitutes, the only one that didn't enjoy it was the super prostitute with fake everything because she was really used and was a big whore. I've fucked girls of all sizes (Slim to fat) and the oldest woman i've had sex was probably 45 she was chubby. I hate being degenerate I wish I got married young and would have been with the same girl since.

>8x11 Inches is the perfect zone
How the fuck would they know?
There literally is not enough men on the planet with dicks that size that they would have been able to fuck enough women for them to get any sort of usable sample. That would be like saying that enough women have fucked literal unicorns that they can give feedback on their sexual performance, it's nonsense.

>They used dildos duh!
So I guess i can judge a woman's performance based on an onahole then? Retards, the lot of you.

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some dream man

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That'll do leaf. That'll do.

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Q predicted this.

>5.5 inch dicklet here
>The bigger the better is true
>The tighter the better is true

Well, it's good enough to go around, but it's not really that good. 6.5 to 7 is the sweet spot.

This isn't an exaggeration, record numbers of teens are not interested in premarital sex or alcohol.

Social media, mobile phones has really changed a generation of people and how they interact and form relationships.

You guys are retarded

It's obviously because people aren't as happy anymore due to mass immigration, shitty economy, internet porn, etc. Theres a reason why the baby boom happened after WW2. Life in America was fucking amazing in the 50s and 60s which ultimately led to higher birth rates.

yeah but what can you do? girls with small breast can get bigger tits, I was born with a dick of a predetermined size and i don't give a fuck

>Cuddling

High estrogen. If you aren't shitting or watching tv 2 minutes after sex, you aren't a man.

Cant we Blame Gen X for this

Nahhh freshman year of college/ sophomore is latest I’d say

With you maybe

Honestly I'm completely sexually satisfied with my own vivid imagination and porn right now. I'm not a virgin so i know what real sex feels like. I just transfer those memories and sensations over to the absolute best porn and meditate in my mind down to the detail on what it would actually feel like, giving me a peak high in intense sexual pleasure that would be almost impossible to replicate in reality.

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then marry her faggot.

>tfw 25 with 24 y/o gf
>tfw we exchanged virginities

Feels good, don't really care about the fact that I've only been with one girl

27 y/o virgin here, going for wizard.

I'm actually a functional member of society and have a good job and mostly paid off house. I'm not mgtow or anything, I just have no ability to have any sort of emotional intimacy.

marry her ASAP bro

I don't blame them. Women these days are all hyper morbid obesity and expect you to worship the ground they waddle on. You also can't suggest them to lose weight because they'll quote some bullshit scientific research that being fat is not only good, but also extremely healthy.

26 here

Never seriously thought I'd hit wizardry before but now I'm getting pretty close. Fuck I think I might actually get there.

the 1 out of that 8 is a male, the other 7 are females who get laid any time they want.

Daily reminder that promiscuity quickly ruins a womans pair bonding capability, meaning her future marriage is doomed.
Daily reminder that microchimeral dna stays in women after intercourse with a man and that it alters her dna and any potential child she'll going forward.
Daily reminder that promiscuity is proven to destroy women, and thus destroy men and society.

Will a baby boom happen after WW3? I imagine that's when the African genocide missions will start.

>the only sense of self worth he has is from making his mortgage payments on time.

I bet (((they))) really like you down at the bank.

Gonna need proof of another other mans dna carrying over between mates and effecting the child

btw all of these are psy ops not that they're wrong, or dishonest information/opinions but the constant posting of it is a lot more than just average shitposters.

Just like the use and attachment of the incel term to everything now, this is all psychological subversion to make you hate yourself.

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I am relegated to phone posting and cant post links.
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Only faggot here is you bud, you're the one telling other men about your dick

Feminism

Mouse utopia.
The beautiful ones are starting to form.
we literally discuss this shit like twice a month

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it's a shitpost from a blue Jow Forums board

yes, seriously, that's their "proof"

1 in 8 males you mean. 12.5 precent of males are virgins. Sounds low to be honest

Femanon here. Obviously there are upper limits to length and girth where a penis becomes too big, but more often than not guys are not at those limits. Really, it’s about 8.5 for length and 6 for girth, but that’s just what my friends and I settled on.
I guess the numbers will be large for taller girls

I always wonder, how was one able to keep them from crawling out the top?

I guess I'm part of the problem Jow Forums. I'm 25 and have no interest at all in women (or men, fuck you).

Everything just seems pointless and empty. I'm basically just waiting to die. I'm in the rat utopia.

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27 here.

I finally lost it at 26 to the girl I intend to marry. It happens when your least expecting it

You people are talking about dick sizes when we all know the real problem here. It's almost like the entire fucking thread is full of newfags. The world has been infected by a feminism and now men are to afraid to go after women because they don't want to lose all their money and/or be called a rapist.

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