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May 7, 2018 - 03:18
NEVER FORGET TO AWOO!
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May 7, 2018 - 03:18
AWOOOO
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May 7, 2018 - 03:18
I want to plant my seed in Kellyanne!
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May 7, 2018 - 03:20
how is it pronounced? >pee tee gee >puhtug
May 7, 2018 - 03:20
i've talked to every single one of my male coworkers-- dem and GOP and not a single one dislikes trump for fucking Stormy,
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May 7, 2018 - 03:20
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May 7, 2018 - 03:20
Uh-who?
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May 7, 2018 - 03:20
>here's this period piece set in early england, enjoy the fifty somalian actors
May 7, 2018 - 03:21
Foul mutts, go back to your mordor.
May 7, 2018 - 03:21
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May 7, 2018 - 03:21
McCain finna about to get dabbed on
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May 7, 2018 - 03:21
How well is the Mueller investigation going??
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May 7, 2018 - 03:21
It’s not the crime it’s the coverup
May 7, 2018 - 03:21
Just say the seperate letters.
May 7, 2018 - 03:21
If you ever champion a cause let it be rescuing doggos. Shit like this makes my heart melt. Love the hell out of dogs.
youtu.be /wcGOgk5-X7c
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May 7, 2018 - 03:21
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh AWOO R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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May 7, 2018 - 03:21
What time do real awoo hours start?
May 7, 2018 - 03:22
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May 7, 2018 - 03:22
if numbers alike, then ovens will lite
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May 7, 2018 - 03:22
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May 7, 2018 - 03:22
You're thinking of the BBC, user.
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May 7, 2018 - 03:22
San Diegans are the most powerful race in the world
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May 7, 2018 - 03:23
>not posting the updated version
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May 7, 2018 - 03:23
If he doesn't start letting judges know what his super duper double secret mission is then it's over.
May 7, 2018 - 03:23
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May 7, 2018 - 03:23
Hallmark doesn't put niggers in their shows. Thats why the left hates them.
May 7, 2018 - 03:23
criminally underchecked
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May 7, 2018 - 03:23
>San Fagcisco in commiefornia
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May 7, 2018 - 03:23
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May 7, 2018 - 03:23
>How well is the Mueller investigation going?? going great Mueller investigators are the smartest, most handsome, and cleverest lawyers out there
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May 7, 2018 - 03:24
Let's say you should go long on Mueller JUST memes
May 7, 2018 - 03:24
Oh lord he's back. Fucking end of the semester.
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May 7, 2018 - 03:24
36 more minutes!
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May 7, 2018 - 03:24
Another win for globalism.
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May 7, 2018 - 03:24
Tfw you town was a comfy Canadian frontier town and is still 95% white.
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May 7, 2018 - 03:24
>tfw he survives and runs for a 6 year term in 2022
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May 7, 2018 - 03:24
I remember when Hallmark used to run 24/7 months long marathons of Murder, She Wrote comfiest shit imaginable, Goddamn I could survive on that series alone
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May 7, 2018 - 03:24
goddammit these guys need to stop cooking with doritos
May 7, 2018 - 03:25
Summer is upon us lads
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May 7, 2018 - 03:25
>tfw he's already dead
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May 7, 2018 - 03:25
He said San Diego you goob
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May 7, 2018 - 03:25
>try to shitpost by pretending to be retarded >everyone is nice and offers genuine responses instead
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May 7, 2018 - 03:25
Floridians are really into asian chicks?
May 7, 2018 - 03:25
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May 7, 2018 - 03:25
damn that got me a little choked up
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May 7, 2018 - 03:25
the niceposting needs to fucking die. this is a hurtbox
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May 7, 2018 - 03:26
were frens here
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May 7, 2018 - 03:26
halfway done with this new OC, anyone have any suggestions as to what I should add in it (people, text, objects, whatever)?
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May 7, 2018 - 03:26
I’ll have you know I’m an old school faggot. I’m not new
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May 7, 2018 - 03:26
How will you celebrate McCain’s death?
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May 7, 2018 - 03:26
dogs do not make good pets
May 7, 2018 - 03:26
It can still be 100% white
you know what to do user
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May 7, 2018 - 03:27
who hurt (you), friend?
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May 7, 2018 - 03:27
>hiding your mcbrain levels.
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May 7, 2018 - 03:27
gross
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May 7, 2018 - 03:27
Apparently James Comey's driver ran over a dog this weekend. Made worse by the fact that he didn't stop immediately. Leftists on twitter are in damage control mode "Who hasn't hit a dog and not told anyone? They just jump out!"
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May 7, 2018 - 03:27
Most of the times I get digits it's on unimportant stuff, like food or tits. That's okay though, it's not like I want McTumor to die on June 1st so there's no special election
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May 7, 2018 - 03:28
Better luck in the desert my friend...that field is fallow...no gas in the tank
May 7, 2018 - 03:28
need to add the shimmer effect to cloaked predator hillary
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May 7, 2018 - 03:28
>"Who hasn't hit a dog..." It's just like abortion goy! No worries!
May 7, 2018 - 03:28
make something nice to eat
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May 7, 2018 - 03:29
Want some sleep?
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May 7, 2018 - 03:29
probably order some vietnamese food
May 7, 2018 - 03:30
He wouldn't have hit a dog if Comey wasn't whoring out his new book.
May 7, 2018 - 03:30
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Nixon died for us, I will carry him in my heart
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May 7, 2018 - 03:30
>implying they don't already think impeachment is the right thing to do i like how they try to play neutral.
May 7, 2018 - 03:30
>how will we know if impeachment is the right thing to do.
I’m Sure the Washington post will tell us.
May 7, 2018 - 03:30
>make nope
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May 7, 2018 - 03:30
assfags btfo, chestposts are good gets
May 7, 2018 - 03:31
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May 7, 2018 - 03:31
HAH FRENN
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May 7, 2018 - 03:31
No, Florida is the testing ground for all the fancy genetically-targeted bioweapons. Diverse population means they can track exactly which races get infected and fine-tune the calibration for genotype-specific activity. Zika, Chikungunya, Dengue, one mosquito-borne illness every 2 years like clockwork.
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May 7, 2018 - 03:31
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May 7, 2018 - 03:31
could someone add a chibi trump hat to this?
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May 7, 2018 - 03:31
rip doggo
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May 7, 2018 - 03:31
Giuliani is the perfect example of the Dunning-Kreuger effect.
May 7, 2018 - 03:32
One thing Trump has going for him. Mueller is a half-wit.
>A proven idiot. That anthrax case he conducted was a comedy of errors until he drove someone to kill themselves. >It looks like Sessions recused himself from the Russian collusion investigation and left it in the hands of a bunch of retarded circus clowns.
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May 7, 2018 - 03:32
...and here come some kikes to tell us all about history. Wonder if they'll mention all the Jewish slave traders? >of course they won't
May 7, 2018 - 03:32
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May 7, 2018 - 03:32
Kill the driver and Comey.
May 7, 2018 - 03:32
Eh, gotta buy cheap cigars somewhere. The rest are native.
May 7, 2018 - 03:32
The dog had to be put down.
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