/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HEATHER YES! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Departs OH/Arrives in DC 5/5/18
youtu.be/fnNCTyScaSA
>Pres Trump @Tax Reform Event in OH 5/5/18
youtu.be/aDUlh672Nys
>Pres Trump Arrives in Cleveland OH 5/5/18
youtu.be/8zHfoD2g5Yc
>Pres Trump Departs DC 5/5/18
youtu.be/mvsAK4G2CEQ
>Rudy Giuliani @Iran Freedom convention 5/5/18
youtu.be/AgYx0bCX1_U
>Rudy Giuliani on JudgeJeanine 5/5/18
youtu.be/XUjY0p_kLJg
>CyberComm/NSA Transfer of Power (Adm Rogers->Gen Nakasone) 5/4/18
youtu.be/MJ7TUlqKFmE
>WH Video: Pres Trump @NRA Leadership Forum 5/5/18
youtu.be/YrPlnHdT6Qk
>Pres Trump returns to WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/CJ1Iyr8brJ8
>Pres Trump returns to DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/0IYO4sIZtzE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @NRA Convention 5/4/18
youtu.be/VGC5PrfUryc
>Pres Trump arrives in Dallas TX 5/4/18
youtu.be/Qz1ZWd-h9N0
>VP Pence arrives @Love Field 5/4/18
youtu.be/-ODYpCjFVeY
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving JBAndrews 5/4/18
youtu.be/abfbpTNT4HQ
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/RHfS22EFYsU
>Pres Trump departs DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/DiwgNDo02o0
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Affairs Day 5/4/18
youtu.be/voB8qUqUbY4
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Serv Memorial Plaque Ceremony 5/4/18
youtu.be/ZTtbRfKywpg
>This Week @State 5/4/18
youtu.be/JFRcGwYnfi0
>VP Pence on EWTN 5/3/18
youtu.be/EV_7RWkpUuU
>DepAG Rosenstein @Lawyers for Civil Justice 5/3/18
youtu.be/svcfvWUDPrE

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NEVER FORGET TO AWOO!

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AWOOOO

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I want to plant my seed in Kellyanne!

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how is it pronounced?
>pee tee gee
>puhtug

i've talked to every single one of my male coworkers-- dem and GOP and not a single one dislikes trump for fucking Stormy,

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Uh-who?

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>here's this period piece set in early england, enjoy the fifty somalian actors

peateagee

Foul mutts, go back to your mordor.

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McCain finna about to get dabbed on

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How well is the Mueller investigation going??

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It’s not the crime it’s the coverup

Just say the seperate letters.

If you ever champion a cause let it be rescuing doggos. Shit like this makes my heart melt. Love the hell out of dogs.

youtu.be/wcGOgk5-X7c

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh AWOO R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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tge

What time do real awoo hours start?

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if numbers alike, then ovens will lite

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What the fuck is that

puh-tag-ee

You're thinking of the BBC, user.

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San Diegans are the most powerful race in the world

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>not posting the updated version

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If he doesn't start letting judges know what his super duper double secret mission is then it's over.

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Hallmark doesn't put niggers in their shows. Thats why the left hates them.

criminally underchecked

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>San Fagcisco in commiefornia

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>How well is the Mueller investigation going??
going great
Mueller investigators are the smartest, most handsome, and cleverest lawyers out there

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Let's say you should go long on Mueller JUST memes

Oh lord he's back. Fucking end of the semester.

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36 more minutes!

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Another win for globalism.

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Tfw you town was a comfy Canadian frontier town and is still 95% white.

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>tfw he survives and runs for a 6 year term in 2022

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I remember when Hallmark used to run 24/7 months long marathons of Murder, She Wrote
comfiest shit imaginable, Goddamn I could survive on that series alone

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goddammit these guys need to stop cooking with doritos

Summer is upon us lads

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>tfw he's already dead

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He said San Diego you goob

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>try to shitpost by pretending to be retarded
>everyone is nice and offers genuine responses instead

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Floridians are really into asian chicks?

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damn that got me a little choked up

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the niceposting needs to fucking die. this is a hurtbox

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were frens here

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halfway done with this new OC, anyone have any suggestions as to what I should add in it (people, text, objects, whatever)?

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I’ll have you know I’m an old school faggot. I’m not new

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How will you celebrate McCain’s death?

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dogs do not make good pets

It can still be 100% white

you know what to do user

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who hurt (you), friend?

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>hiding your mcbrain levels.

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>MEAT
>CHEESE

>MEAT
>CHEESE

gross

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Apparently James Comey's driver ran over a dog this weekend.
Made worse by the fact that he didn't stop immediately.
Leftists on twitter are in damage control mode "Who hasn't hit a dog and not told anyone? They just jump out!"

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Most of the times I get digits it's on unimportant stuff, like food or tits. That's okay though, it's not like I want McTumor to die on June 1st so there's no special election

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Better luck in the desert my friend...that field is fallow...no gas in the tank

need to add the shimmer effect to cloaked predator hillary

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>"Who hasn't hit a dog..."
It's just like abortion goy! No worries!

make something nice to eat

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holy hell fuck leftists

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Want some sleep?

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probably order some vietnamese food

He wouldn't have hit a dog if Comey wasn't whoring out his new book.

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Nixon died for us, I will carry him in my heart

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>implying they don't already think impeachment is the right thing to do
i like how they try to play neutral.

>how will we know if impeachment is the right thing to do.

I’m Sure the Washington post will tell us.

>make
nope

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assfags btfo, chestposts are good gets

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HAH FRENN

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JUST DO IT

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No, Florida is the testing ground for all the fancy genetically-targeted bioweapons. Diverse population means they can track exactly which races get infected and fine-tune the calibration for genotype-specific activity. Zika, Chikungunya, Dengue, one mosquito-borne illness every 2 years like clockwork.

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could someone add a chibi trump hat to this?

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rip doggo

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Giuliani is the perfect example of the Dunning-Kreuger effect.

One thing Trump has going for him. Mueller is a half-wit.

>A proven idiot.
That anthrax case he conducted was a comedy of errors until he drove someone to kill themselves.
>It looks like Sessions recused himself from the Russian collusion investigation and left it in the hands of a bunch of retarded circus clowns.

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...and here come some kikes to tell us all about history. Wonder if they'll mention all the Jewish slave traders?
>of course they won't

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Kill the driver and Comey.

Eh, gotta buy cheap cigars somewhere. The rest are native.

looks great

The dog had to be put down.

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>le one post by this ID

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