Are we doomed?

Is planet of the apes a prophesy?

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Apes? Probably not, they don't reproduce fast enough and they don't really have a whole lot of evolutionary pressures on them from humans, at least not ones they can respond to. What I'm more worried about is the inevitable super Brown Recluse Spider that's going to emerge sooner or later. Those things are nigh impossible to get out of a building as it is, and Mexicans create the perfect habitats for them.

That's not evolution, it's a behavioral adaptation to a changing environment. Crows are really smart to begin with.

so a spider that hunts mexicans? We should inform ICE to form a bioweapons department.

Yep

Perhaps in hundreds of thousands of years when they have a different beak shape suited for opening human packets and so on, sure.

It's a mechanism affecting evolution, it's natural selection for traits that help living in and around cities.

this guys gets it

They haven't physically changed.

They're just using their normal intelligence to adapt.

Crows are among the smartest birds. Their brains a proportionally huge for their bodies.

It's the same reason rats are the most intelligent of rodents, anything that started to depend on the rapidly changing survival methods of humanity had to be intelligent enough to modify their behavior to match it.

I hope the birds take over. I want to be bashed up by a large flightless burd then laughed at by smaller birds.

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Fuck dude FUCK I hate those things and now you are talking about a super brown recluse? please don't tell me there are hints of this

Soon

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bees shacked up with wasps and hornets after the colony collapse syndrome. to be more specific scientist went searching for surviving bee colonies and found this shit in the wild

they offer up some larva and get enforcers. they found a complex inter species relationship in which the bees do something that seems contrary to the natural order to deal with predators that are much larger and humans

in some cases the wasps / hornets get greedy and are killed. there is a agreement that the wasps cant know since they dont understand the bees language which only really is for directions but they do know as they dont tend to get greedy. only a small number are to be eaten. its not enough to keep them alive year round but supplemental. they still need to hunt caterpillars ect. in 1 case allegedly they found wasps drinking honey which makes zero sense. hornets and wasps eat meat

in another they found hybrid bee hornets. a bee queen got knocked up by a hornet and thats for the rest of her life shes making the hybrids

Also delete thread

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There are birds that changed overtime having shorter wingspans to easily avoid getting hit by traffic because the longer ones get killed.

>adaptation to a changing environment...
caused by an obstructive/destructive human presence.

[Humans] You are a menace. A walking pestilence.
- Dr. Zaius
MAKE
APES
GREAT
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How does the author come to the conclusion that wildlife has evolved? Evolution implies physiological changes.

Can you stop posting these stupid fucking theories? "Evolution" is the biggest faggot fairytale ever concieved by the kikes.

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wtf

You might as well be denying race realism at this point. Darwin is right as fuck.

The birds here are as bold as brass, take a dip in the pool on a hot day and just hang around under the palms, they don't really give a rats about humans being nearby.

Does this mean niggers might have a chance?

I would genuinely like to see the study on this. Is there a paper?

It takes hundreds and thousands of years for changes to become pronounced enough to be considered changes, at least that is the hypothesis behind evolution.

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They exist, and there's one crawling under your pillow to get you tonight user.

behavioral traits are at least partially a result of the physical structure of the brain.

Some minor physical changes have been seen in City Gulls vs. Seagulls in France.

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*Darwin is right wing as fuck

the animals are the real ones who are free.

were all the fucking idiots on this rock

This desu senpaitachi birbs are really smart but people never consider it because they are not fluffy or something.

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>hundreds of thousands of years
>fox can be domesticated in a single generation and adapt the traits of common dogs like flopped ears and even barking
Not every species is the same.

KEK
Some of you Homos are alright
Gas the faggots though

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Holy shit this sounds awesome i need a link

>birbs
I hate that its become popular to intentionally sound like a fucking retard

rude.

give link nigger

please

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wait till you get flying spiders :^)

This creature here is a flying nigger rat

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I don't think it was a single generation. It took like 40 or something. Still a breeze though, compared to what traditionally comes to mind when you think of evolution.

Wasps make honey though. It's just not sweet to people other than the Baltic wasp. Honey is what the larvae of both eat. This doesn't surprise me; grizzly and polar bears have common ancestry and are coming back together as well.

You're making this up aren't you. Post link, especially for the wasp-bee hybrid bit.

Hehe, Ibis.
Bin chicken.

>birds have different looking beaks depending on their diet
>therefore all the birds and all the fish and all the monkeys came from a rock

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>posting from the nation that did the experiment
>durr it took 40 generations

>jewish racist movie about black ppl
>prophesy
anyone who thinks you can see the future is retarded

Only bacteria, viruses, and fungi evolve that fast.

On the other hand, Complex organisms do not evolve this fast at all.

Otherwise, humans would have naturally solved the wisdom teeth issue a long time ago.

So you're saying niggers wouldn't be as evolved without us bringing them here as slaves and them living in ghettos?
You're welcome you ungrateful darkies.

I cant find anything on it. he might be retarded.

I too would like a link, but as for the Hybrid shit, I believe they call them "Africanized" or Killer Bees, when honey bee mates with a wasp.

some aussie posted a link about birds that pick up pieces of burning tinder and fly away with it and drop it on unscorched grass to bring out the bugs that escape the burning

google Australian fire birds

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True foxes being canids are moldable with human selection for traits making it much faster than if the traits had to be naturally selected. Which makes me laugh at the neo lyskenoists who deny race as genetic.

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You calling American honey bees Nigger lovers you jap?

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Typical fallacy of thinking evolution is guided or neccesairly "best" traits. It's just who fucks the most.

Im glad I live in MN user...

Congrats you dumb fuck, you made me waste ten seconds to check.

Happens in california as well. Birds (typically Corvids) are as intelligent, if not more than apes or even dolphins.

Wosdom teefs aren't a problem that will get weeded out with evolution. Dentistry has made it so that people who don't develop them or develop to accomodate them won't jump ahead and have an advantage over the rest of us, since we're not dropping dead from wisdom teeth issues.
Our evolution is actually fairly plateaued because of medicine. Take a look around, this is as good as it gets for our species. In fact, we're probably moving in a detrimental evolutionary path with the toxins in our environment. Look at all the androgenous milenials.

>planet of the apes

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>The first B.O.W.s created purely for the purpose of hunting Mexicans

Same with city rats
Fancy rats have near dog intelligence so I'm sure all the dindu city rats are a whole new level

Abiogenesis is not the same as evolution. Abiogenesis is much less established and understood. The fossil record is pretty clear though about evolution. If you find it hard to believe a soupy wet mixture of organic molecules could generate self-replicating structures, I get you. That part is difficult to understand.

It's easier to understand though that once simple life existed, there existed endless potential for variation and natural selection, because the nature of rna and DNA are well understood.

If you use strawmen like "hurrr fish came from rock" to purposely obfuscate, then I don't have much respect for your knowledge of science

Corvids are almost certainly more intelligent than dolphins and apes, they just lack manipulators. They know how keys work. They steal them at first because they're obsessed with collecting shiny shit, but eventually they'll unlock things their beaks can manipulate. They can figure out displacement too.

how many generations do we need to get cat girls?

I'm up in the clouds right now, but does that mean modern medicine have pretty much fucked any further natural human evolution, since we don't weed out shitty genetic traits like being a literal fucking retard or having some hereditary terminal disease.

Yes, that and welfare have irreparably damaged human evolution.

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>seaguls, crows, ravens, ..., adopting to situation and exploit whatever humans do
oy vey the world is going under, this has totally not happened before

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If anything is going to get us its the bacteria. They have way to many chances to evolve. People are hoping brining that shit into space make it evolve faster so they can study it and get ahead of the curve on fucking it up with new-antibiotics.

I wouldn't consider the british magpie more intelligent than dolphins and apes, crows would likely be borderline and adult ravens would definitely be more intelligent.

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No, those are just two different types of honey bees that interbred. African bees produce a ton of honey per bee but are extremely aggressive, probably on account of being surrounded by Africans all the time. European bee breeds produce a lot less honey per bee but breed much larger hives, not to mention are extremely expansionist when it comes to starting new hives. However, they are also much more docile and extremely easy to work with in apiaries. Someone in South America got the bright idea to cross breed the two in hopes of making a bee breed that's as peaceful as the European bee but produces like the African bee. The end result was a worst case scenario of an extremely aggressive and expansionist bee that breeds in large numbers but produces sub-standard amounts of honey. Being a laboratory staffed by South Americans, someone fucked up containment and let them loose. They've worked their way up to the lower midwest US by now, despite starting in southern Brazil about twenty years ago.

The hornet / bee hybrid is in a completely different ballpark, and one I wasn't aware could happen.

We need a war, man. Someone needs to be a more measured and less biased Hitler and lead (wo)man into our evolutionary future.

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>medicine have pretty much fucked any further natural human evolution, since we don't weed out shitty genetic traits like being a literal fucking retard or having some hereditary terminal disease.
what took you so long to realize this?

yeah they are. seagulls are dumb but know how to exploit too. magpies and raven even steal your shit that's not edible because they like it, especially shiny shit and take it to their nests. Nothing of this is new they have always done this shit. A bit back here there was this guy who had this golf course and it became a big problem and rather expensive for him, because there were lots of ravens there and they had got it into their heads that they were to steal golf balls.

So customers were there golfing, hit the ball and the damn raven came and stole and flew away with it. They found thousands of them by their nests. They do not know why they did that, but they do. They liked the those golf balls for some reason.

it's alright, once you get bit enough you adapt to be immune to poison

"Natural" is a relative term, in most contexts it means "without human influence", it's not clear what it's supposed to mean when dealing with humans.

There are absolutely still evolutionary pressures affecting our collective gene pool. Most literal retards do not breed, some do but most don't, and this is even more true of the "profoundly disabled" like those that are wheelchair bound and diaper bound

We also have other evolutionary pressures like some genetic predisposition to reduce ones reproductive capability. To be sure, the desire to get a vasectomy without having children, or the desire to get tubes tied before having any children, is primarily, even 99% determined by cultural, non-genetic factors.

But even the slightest genetic predisposition to being cultural influenced in this way will eventually show up in genetic variation over many many generations

It's just so much slower than you think. Human history is already massively, massively longer than the history of civilization

It should be ILLEGAL to treat any sort of disorder. Just like the Nazis probably realized, in the grand scheme of things it's irresponsible to treat disease. We need to be able to cure their ailment before we can allow them to spread their flaws genetics.

evolutionary speed depends on just two things:
how long it takes for a generation to reproduce
the magnitude of the selective pressure (up to a limit in which all the population is killed by the pressure)
You can get massive changes in as little as 5 generations with the right selective pressures.

That's not evolution; birds literally learn and teach their offspring how to do things. Evolution could not adapt that fast, even in principle.

>Brown Recluse Spider that's going to emerge sooner or later. Those things are nigh impossible to get out of a building as it is, and Mexicans create the perfect habitats for them.

glue traps and a vacuum at hand
thats how you kill them. put glue traps everywhere and if you see one, VACUUM the shit out of it and then kill it outside or vacuum foot powder and dust to hurt it. little rocks or something.
thats what we do here.

>They liked the those golf balls for some reason.
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they noticed people get mad when they lost their balls and the ravens just thought it was funny. Those fuckers are smarter than people give them credit for, including the people who claim them smart.

They make collections, just like people buying shit to attract mates or hoarding. Some also steal from each other.

based bloody magpies

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>especially shiny shit
>Not realizing they use it as currency

Everything adapts except for niggers.

This is misguided, the likelihood of any given ailment that we don't understand being caused by genetics is very low relative to the likelihood of it being caused by behavior and environment, so the overall progression of our treatment of disease is furthered by attempting to treat all afflictions until it becomes clear that we have found one that is in fact genetic based. In which case the eugenic argument definitely does apply, but not all will have the stomach for it.

Basically I agree there is a good case to be made for a eugenic approach to medicine but it's not clear that we should just assume from the start that every ailment is genetic and just let people who get these ailments die.

I've never seen any deadly spiders up close, which is weird because I'm in Florida. Just been lucky.

Nah, just don't threat children is enough. Once they breed it's all over anyways.

Not every disorder, but certainly those that are intellectually detrimental. Not treating cholera for example would have left our species far worse. We're tightly packed enough that once a virus or bacteria mutates and develops enough drug resistance, we'll have another plague to thin things, it's been awhile and overdue.

>abiogenesis is less understood
abiogenesis was disproven by Pasteur 200 years ago you stupid fuck, not to mention there are numerous thousand other problems with your theory.
>"life "evolved" into animals that could walk on land from the sea, but then some of those animals then instead "evolved" BACK INTO sea dwelling creatures"
How do you explain whales, dolphins, aquatic mammals in general?

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They think they're their eggs. If you use golf balls that aren't white, ravens leave them alone.

Cities definitely kill the stupid animals, selecting for smartness.

For goodness sake...

Adaptation cannot create a new species. Darwinian evolution, according to Darwin and his colleagues writings, must result in a new species from a previously existing species via Natural Selection (breeding via non-human intervention). The animals in the article remain the same species; if that crow in OP's pic had a mutated beak that now acts like a can opener, then that would be an excellent example. The animals have not physically changed into a new species due to environment - they merely adapted their behavior. Behaviors the species was always capable of. Not news. Just more leftist pseudoscience.

One last thing; has anyone but me ever read through Darwin's works?

>animals adapt to the environment
stop the press!!!

Too good to be real

OOH HELP ME DR ZAIUS

I thought birds already ran shit down there

Oh, honey... Has it been a while since you went to school?