/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Departs OH/Arrives in DC 5/5/18
youtu.be/fnNCTyScaSA
>Pres Trump @Tax Reform Event in OH 5/5/18
youtu.be/aDUlh672Nys
>Pres Trump Arrives in Cleveland OH 5/5/18
youtu.be/8zHfoD2g5Yc
>Pres Trump Departs DC 5/5/18
youtu.be/mvsAK4G2CEQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Columbia Basin College 5/5/18
youtu.be/QpzvZaS1uOs
>Rudy Giuliani @Iran Freedom convention 5/5/18
youtu.be/AgYx0bCX1_U
>Rudy Giuliani on JudgeJeanine 5/5/18
youtu.be/XUjY0p_kLJg
>CyberComm/NSA Transfer of Power (Adm Rogers->Gen Nakasone) 5/4/18
youtu.be/MJ7TUlqKFmE
>WH Video: Pres Trump @NRA Leadership Forum 5/5/18
youtu.be/YrPlnHdT6Qk
>Pres Trump returns to WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/CJ1Iyr8brJ8
>Pres Trump returns to DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/0IYO4sIZtzE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @NRA Convention 5/4/18
youtu.be/VGC5PrfUryc
>Pres Trump arrives in Dallas TX 5/4/18
youtu.be/Qz1ZWd-h9N0
>VP Pence arrives @Love Field 5/4/18
youtu.be/-ODYpCjFVeY
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving JBAndrews 5/4/18
youtu.be/abfbpTNT4HQ
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/RHfS22EFYsU
>Pres Trump departs DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/DiwgNDo02o0
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Affairs Day 5/4/18
youtu.be/voB8qUqUbY4
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Serv Memorial Plaque Ceremony 5/4/18
youtu.be/ZTtbRfKywpg
>This Week @State 5/4/18
youtu.be/JFRcGwYnfi0
>VP Pence on EWTN 5/3/18
youtu.be/EV_7RWkpUuU

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BIG AWOOVEMENT!

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They've been here for 20 years, that whole law was insanely abusive.

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How much longer does McCain have?

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MAGA

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Can't believe nobody mentioned Samoyed. Get one. Get one and post it here, hatted.

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Continuing real awoo hours!
>tfw want to watch more Cheers, but got a Calculus final tomorrow.

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fuck awoo and fuck wolf people

She snuck her way into UK

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>thinking you can stop the maverick

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gl on that

Explain this

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Longer than you.

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I watched the Dogs 101 video; thanks for the recommendation this is exactly what I wanted.
>loyal, friendly, family dog
check
>eats a fuckton
check
>big
check
>fluffy
check
>trainable
check
>exercise but not too much
check
Why doesn't everyone have a newf? Is it because they are a leaf dog?

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straight out of murdock murdock.

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ZERO FUCKING HATS
WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS LIKE THIS THERE IS LITERALLY ONLY ONE RULE

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Not enough women into sucking dick anymore outside of porn.

I'm just trying to stay pure

study for your final and get proper rest
education is more important than internet or tv

No she didn't.

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Let's hope this is the week the fake Russia investigation ends.

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-5 months

You could die tomorrow, act like it

I hope he confiscates their properties too

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I just became a wizard and couldn't care less. Millennial women are the absolute worst humans alive. I can't imagine Gen Z women are much better. My only hope is finding some Gen X milf, which I wouldn't be opposed to.

Because every time one wants me, I push them away. Also, it's usually friends' gfs who ask me to hook up and I don't want to.

>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Columbia Basin College 5/5/18
youtu.be/QpzvZaS1uOs?t=29m1s
go to around 29m
Mattis
>I dont have stress, I create it
then a vietnam vet asks him to pass a message along to Trump
LISTEN to what the vet says
then listen to the crowd reaction

mind you this is in the state of Washington

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kill yourself shill rat

I've only been with 1 woman that gave good head, and that was 10 years ago. The rest have all be terrible at it.
Fuck this gay earth.

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why the hell would i be looking for gf when all my contemporaries are millenial women?
and why would i do it when i have 2D?

>I got a condo in Manhattan

Very well, I'll leave you all for now, but I'll return later this week.
I love you all, and good luck to other anons with their finals.
Nighty night, and as always; MAGA, frens.

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They're working too long of hours to find love (or, """love""").

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boomers and gen Xers won't understand.

when roughly 7/8s of your peers are alcoholic, promiscuous, STD-infected drug addicts and potheads, you have to retreat to your own secluded world away from the impulsive normies obsessed with constantly being inebriated and having wanton sex with strangers

same senpai

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Good luck user

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k brb gonna go get a gf

Some anons are too sweet to be unloved

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This user is correct, all Jow Forums wizards are anons
But not all anons are Jow Forums wizards

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>complain about millennials being sluts
>when they are abstinent, Jow Forums goes insane

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or today, be aware of every moment senpai!

Only another year or two before we can start poaching GenZ qts while they're still relatively pure.

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it's bedtime. Please promise me you will go to bed at a proper hour...

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I want to ensure success this week, and what better way to send off than to post lewds?

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The context is what makes it impressive, user

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i'm not into MILFs
please stop spreading diabetes

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you can't advertise both wizard powers and that women are evil without some people believing it's true for long enough to form a bad habit

Why is it so hard to get (you)s today?

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it's 6:30

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what did she do?

/ptg/ must pray for McCain to survive until June
mobile.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/04/23/us/ap-us-mccain-replacement.html
>Senate vacancies are filled by a governor's appointee, with the seat on the next general election ballot. Current law says his seat would be on this year's ballot if he leaves office by May 30.

McCain is highly curse resistant but after multiple tumors to the brain from the Trump curse and tanking that fat get that was supposed to kill him in April this Maverick is fighting for his life.

Have you said a prayer for this based Maverick today /ptg/?

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Gotta stay ahead of the contrarian curve.

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>America

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I'm fucking swimming in (you)s all day every day lad, get good.

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If you find a chick who sucks your dick like that’s all she wants to do in life marry her.

t. Married 8 years to a wife who still gives head like she’s trying to get a promotion

russia troll farm under investigation.

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She knows exactly what she's doing

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Rudy took down the New York Mafia. If he can drain the swamp, he deserves a statue.

>MILFs
>GenZ

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I'll give you one, fren.

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Anchorage pls go

>170715108
>begging for (you)s

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they've been under investigation from months

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Keep those Bangladeshis out of Canada

Of course

millennial women are massive sluts who throw themselves at the top men. this is for many reasons, most commonly they are told by magazines, tv, movies, etc. that being sexually promiscuous is the same as female empowerment
the top men don't say no to free pussy, often because they are raised alongside media that tells them banging as many girls as you can is the ultimate alpha chadbro thing to do.
over time, the free pussy becomes used pussy
the top millennial men (those that have not settled down) move on to better gen z pussy, which is not used
the used pussy are no longer attractive, physically (due to age/drugs) or as mates (used and aged body not good for raising children)
millennial men who were not the top men, but not complete betas, begin looking for gen z women to settle with.
in a few years there will be a massive divide among millennials, the generation will become filled with single women past their prime that are unable to find anyone to settle down with them, meanwhile the majority of millennial men will have settled down, many with younger women. this divide will be followed by the mass suicides of millennial women who are filled with a biological drive to start a family that they are incapable of satisfying
i can't fucking wait.

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/RAH/

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>twitter.com/CaolanRob/status/993167359052582912

Skyped in or pre-recorded I guess. Whatever, these fags had brought a tranny on stage to sing and gave it a standing ovation or some shit I hear. The absolute state of the "right" in England.

More like 9/10 or 10/11.

Vote Blankenship! Fuck the McConnell shills Jenkins and Morrissey!

No its going to go out mccain style

If you want loyalty I think you should get a dog, wahmen are whores.

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The discussions that preceded it make it all the better.

the fire rises

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does mueller have to get into the intracacies of such things as tomboy cat? or perhaps the meme magic to try and kill mcbrain?

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>sad
>trying to fuck it

Ok

thanks for the bake

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This man is a hero

>Thotocost
Or
>Day of the Roast

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Good pic but otherwise poor post

This dude lives in Fond du Lac, which is due south of me by 30 minutes.

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thread is moving too quick

Big mac has extra bread

It is an abomination.

Whopper is better.

nah brah

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And? I'm an introverted, Aspergers, NEET so you can't make me socialize.

Breaking: Mueller indicts /ptg/ for exceeding the thread speed limit.

if i was made sure that i would die tomorrow i would still come here and shitpost about it instead of going outside

Other nations need not even try.

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You could make a vague attempt to accept responsibility for your life and maximize your potential with hard work.

>tfw no fashy potato nigger gf

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