I asked my Mother why

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i just now asked mine and she said there are certain things that you don't need to know

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I can't smoke weed my job has random drug tests

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snipped and can't smoke weed.

I'm sorry user

I asked mine and she said she didn't want me to suffer.
>t. Uncircumcised

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it's ok. I just drink instead

lucky.

my mental illness is probably because of it

>I asked my Mother why I was circumcised.
Of course you did. You should have never come here. You're making a fool out of yourself.

>it gets gross and stinky
So do your mom's inner pussy flaps and under her clitoral hood, but I bet she never had those sliced off.

>making a fool on I ones self on Jow Forums

is that even possible?

Fuck you guys, I put up with a lot of shit on this site/board and you faggots wanna complain about looking normal? I hate this extra skin, it’s atrocious! I can’t get bitches, I feel awkward when they suck my cock and want it in them. Enjoy your cut dick, being uncut sucks.

No I'm talking about him doing it IRL.

of ones*

Nice try Schlomo

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The last thing I want to do is talk to my mom about my penis.

she just called you moron. but softly, she's your mommy after all

get over yourself faggot. it's not like you're fucking her. she spent several years cleaning your dick and balls when you couldn't

Either a Jew or a guy who has never had an erection in his life.

Trips of truth for most Anons here.
t. not me cause tfw no mommie

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You should be avoiding awkward behavior to cure your tism.

Fuck you, get your cock out I’m ready to give you the succ baby boy.

t. goldstein

She literally did it because of the Jews.

Jews promote circumcision amongst the goyim as a form of camoflage because, if only Jews were circumcised, they would be too easy to single out. Jews told your mother lies about circumcision and she believed them. That's why she cut part of your dick off. She turned you into Jew camoflage.

And the Jews aren't at all sorry about it what they did to you, either. When you were a baby, as you were screaming in agony in hospital over the operation, a female jew got wet rubbing skin cream, made from your foreskin, all over her face while thinking about how much pain she caused you.

This place is just like they own little self deprecating sandbox. It doesn't matter if its penises, luck with women or body image. They have got the worst of it.

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Don't you guys just pull it back? wtf are you doing. I'm a cutfag but i'd imagine you pull that shit out the way.

So that you will forever resent the Jews. Based mom.

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Pulling it back makes it all sensitive, don’t like it at all but maybe I gotta compromise

Should have retorted that women's baginas are just as smelly, and that circumcising them makes them more hygienic.

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>She said becuase it gets gross and stinky under the foreskin if you dont remove it

Tell her that it does not get anywhere near as gross and stinky as a vagina.

The only product approved by the fda thats made with foreskin is Apligraf which is used on diabetic foot sores. Not to imply this excuses it.

Spotted the jew

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That's rare user....thank you

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I'm strangely aroused by this

Ha ha ha your dick's been cut in half, get fucked idiot

t. Intact schlong man

You are a virgin aren't you?

>Living in a country where it's legal to violate your employees rights without probable cause

How embarrassing

Man up you little bitch
Uncut dick is going to be in vogue in the 2020s

>actually caring about being circumcised or not
hey guys look at this retard

good. marijuana is for niggers/degenerates.

Sucks for you bro

Sue her for child abuse and mutilation.

if my penis was mutilated at birth I'd be mad too.

No. Normally the foreskin slides back amd forward during intercourse as you thrust in and out of the woman. You will never get to enjoy normal sex because part of your dick is missing.

There's an industry built up around these products. Oprah literally used to promote them on her tv show.

When I was a kid I asked why I wasn't circumcised. My grandmother wanted anyone who came looking for the Jews to know I wasn't one.

Nice try, mutilated mutt.

If I had a part of my body that was cut at birth, causing me trouble later in life, I would be pretty mad too.

Your talking as if sensatifness disapears like a miracle after you stick sausage into meat grainder

Based.

What a fucking faggot. What do you even do? How does your foreskin even stay up during sex? Why would you even want that?
Being uncircumcised is fucking awesome. Imagine if you had your cheeks cut off, and your tongue was exposed to air and friction until it became hardened and without feeling.
That's what being a cut dude is like.
Don't circumcise your children.
>t. uncircumcised masterrace

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T.Average murican

youtube.com/watch?v=vnajqfrWV4o

you should tell her it's much worse for vaginas yet you don't see those being trimmed

Hello Kentucky.

nice try lmao

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KEK

It's kind of sad that the number one reason most women get their kids circumcised is strictly for aesthetics. What a bunch of cunts.

What are you, gay?

If Jesus was circumcised, what's wrong with it?

Jesus was a Jew.

I can ask her, but about my penis if you know what i mean.

he was uncut
Jesus was white, not a jew/10

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Jesus was also crussified, notging wrong with geting your hand nailed down to wood.

I don't think you know what circumscribing is, lad.

same bro
My mom wasn’t the best but she did that right. She told me she could never understand how a mother could hurt her newborn child like that, she teared up just talking about it.

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Jesus allowed himself to be murdered by Jews. What's wrong with that?

Property of Israel (tm)

>Jesus was white, not a jew/10
Yes he was blonde blue ayed aryan, from Sweden, oh wait thats Thor.

I don’t see why Jow Forums has a problem with circumcision. It’s not that bad. I never have once wanted a foreskin. But now actually... I do wonder what it would be like. To have a “foreskin”. I could move my dick and jack off so easily. All those nerve endings I’m never going to get back. My dick barely feels anything. I’ve only successfully jizzed once while watching porn. Oh man, how I now yearn for a foreskin

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Do Jews eat foreskin?

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Romans killed jesus dumbass

I didn't realize that not having fda approval for cosmetics basically doesn't mean shit. They just can't make it here but they can import and sell as much as they want.

>be originally from France
>be uncircumcised
>get lots of blowjobs as a teenager
>move to states for college
>pussy is way easier to get because accent
>girls don't give me blowjobs anymore though
>ask roommate if he has trouble getting blowjobs
>he says no
>begin to suspect that it's the way my penis looks that's preventing me from getting blowjobs
>make post on yik yak asking about it
>American girls hate uncircumcised penises
>can't get blowjobs until I move home

Feels bad man.

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The exception proves the rule.

Restore your foreskin and mitigate some of the damage done to you, OP.

Foreskin restoration reading

CI Index
>web.archive.org/web/20150828183536/http://www.newforeskin.biz/CI/CIchart.htm

Foreskin Restoration wiki
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration

Foreskin restoration forum
>foreskinrestoration.vbulletin.net/

The National Organization of Restoring Men(NORM)
>norm.org/

Forgen
>foregen.org/

Further reading
>circumstitions.com/Restore.html
>norm.org/regimen.html
>norm.org/devices.html
>restaurandome.info/ (not english)

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I don't know about jews but your mother eats mine on regulary basis.

>I was circumcised. She said becuase it gets gross and stinky under the foreskin if you dont remove it

should have asked her if her snatch ever stinks

then ask her why she didn't have her cunt cut out

>Jesus was not a jew

Ok, kid

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Are parents really so mentally retarded that they can't teach their child to clean under the foreskin? That somehow cutting the fucking thing off is considered a reasonable alternated to basic hygiene? This is just sad.

>most advanced state in europe
really now, just because leftists hold Iceland on a pedestal it's "most advanced"
Iceland is based but not for the reasons you'd think

Jews killed Jesus THROUGH abusing the legal system the Romans established, you fucking retard. They even had a provision to release a prisoner specifically for the kikes during their holiday and they chose a literal murderer to run free. Pilate even offered 3 times, nearly plead with the masses to spare our Lord Jesus Christ yet (((they))) still rejected him. You can't solely blame Romans for Christ's death. Doing so betrays your clear loyalties to the tribe of the circumcision.

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with jews you lose

>Restore your foreskin
Can't you find something more constructive to do than attaching silly apparati to your weiner?

Just pull the foreskin back before she sees it for the first time, faggot.

T. Uncut American

>Are parents really so mentally retarded that they can't teach their child to clean under the foreskin?
Kids hardly change their underwear on a timely basis.

>Jesus was white, not a jew
Holy fuck user, how wrong can you be in a single sentence?

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>heh, u mad, kid?
miss me with that gay shit

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I wonder who is behind this post?

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