PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump Departs OH/Arrives in DC 5/5/18
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>Pres Trump @Tax Reform Event in OH 5/5/18
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>Pres Trump Arrives in Cleveland OH 5/5/18
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>Pres Trump Departs DC 5/5/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Columbia Basin College 5/5/18
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>Rudy Giuliani @Iran Freedom convention 5/5/18
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>Rudy Giuliani on JudgeJeanine 5/5/18
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>CyberComm/NSA Transfer of Power (Adm Rogers->Gen Nakasone) 5/4/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @NRA Leadership Forum 5/5/18
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>Pres Trump returns to WH 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence @NRA Convention 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Dallas TX 5/4/18
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>VP Pence arrives @Love Field 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving JBAndrews 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving WH 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 5/4/18
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>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Affairs Day 5/4/18
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>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Serv Memorial Plaque Ceremony 5/4/18
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>This Week @State 5/4/18
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>VP Pence on EWTN 5/3/18
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/ptg/ President Trump General - Cosmic Awoo Edition
MAGA
Jai Shri Ram; Jai Hanuman!
STOP THE JOES
WHAT'S GOING ON TODAY
Continuing real awoo hours!
I would rather be watching Cheers than completing these study sheets.
awoo?
Thank you, sir
Let’s all talk about Q because you niggers get so angry about it
Make America Great Again, forever.
he's a larper; and that's the start and end of the story
Calm before the stormy.
MAGA
It doesn't make me angry. Gofer it.
AWOO HARDER
Let’s talk more about it.
I support /ourbeasts/
nuh uh; it's a psyop - don't pretend.
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
Somewhere, right now in an undisclosed bunker location, Secret Agent Awoo~ is watching the butthurt. Awoo~ predicted this.
I have literally never seen a Q post, and I'm pretty sure it's all one big gaslight to fool me and other impressionable retards.
>it's a poonigger thread
Reminder that /ptg/ is a titty thread. Meme fetishists are only kidding themselves.
I want all of you to know I'm creating a database of /ptg/ posters based on reaction images/filenames, avatarfags, idiosyncrasies in posting styles, etc. You will all be reported to the SPLC. Enjoy prison.
Follow the dharmawoo, frens
No worries, fren! Just got done shading it, so it'll have to dry for a while...
lol faggot
Don't look at the posts; there's like millions of youtube videos you can watch about it, instead. makes more sense that way.
alternatively, you can join an internet cult instead.
>tfw you have the MSM on your knees
Melania is doing a thing
>Melania Trump to announce formal platform Monday during Rose Garden ceremony
>While Trump has since September of last year said she plans to focus her efforts on the well-being of children, she had yet to define what exactly that means, instead delving into a broad range of topics under a wide umbrella of issues.
>That changes with a planned Rose Garden announcement, her first speech from that historic location on the West Wing side of the White House, feet from the Oval Office.
>However, Trump will not land on just one issue affecting children, instead expanding the platform to include other keynote causes. Her spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham tells CNN Trump's approach will be a multi-pronged.
>I can read that as AWOO!
what has this place done to me?
That's because a lovely baker forced them to 8ch
you'll never find me
I reported you to the SPLC for participating in said hate thread
I’ve seen them, and they are vague and cringy.
I asked for other bakers twice; none accepted the task. I did nothing wrong.
Oooooh do this one please
Let them come. They'll never make it through my gauntlet of Dragon Dildos and Horse Pussy masturbators!
Remember those bible prophecy and DaVinci Code books? Same shit. Everybody wants in on a secret even when it isn't there. It's a faith racket selling hope. That Beanz chick is probably making a new video right now and getting JewTube bucks.
That photo.
I read a ton of fanfiction so when I see this stormy bitch trying to place herself in Trump's thing it's apparent to me how vile this is.
like, self insert is the worst type of fanfiction.
this isn't believable unless you're heavily medicated.
The board and the mods had a lot to do with it. They refused to stay in their containment thread And constantly talked about how Q was predicting the future etc. The funny thing is they were talking about interesting topics but they’re getting information from Q who is unreliable at best
At least Insider user put effort into his gimmick.
Q is Trump
Trump is Q
Search your hearts
You know it's true
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...tsunami?
MAGA
bullshit
Q is obviously Barron
AWOO from Texas, frens! Birfday in 7 days!
cringe? c'mon
either he's playing people and is the world's 2nd best troll or it's a psyop. cringe is for something that's failing in it's intention.
like if you try to impress but appear weak, that's cringe.
When is the IG report?
>ONE OFF EVERY TIME
Q is likely someone who works at fox or some other media outlet
About to head to whataburger for a chicken strip meal and perhaps a small strawberry shake. Wish me luck.
Realistically, how long can Trump keep Mueller in the spotlight once he and his investigation start getting bullied and humiliated? This fag's been treated as the second coming of Christ for over a year by corrupt kikes, strict dismissal is too good for him, he needs to be remembered as a disgrace.
Hes good with computers.
>self insert is the worst type of fanfiction.
That happens when you have the entire intelligence apparatus of a country to spy on a person and his family.
But that has no importance; Also, threadly reminder that the Las Vegas shooter motive has not been presented yet and that The Wizard is missing since the March 27, another reminder that this month Bombathon starts so you people that are about to travel should double check.
Don't get run over by a drunk Mexican.
Seeing that cat makes me a bit sad... One of the family cats has feline diabeetus and went into hypoglycemic shock tonight...
burger posting without a burger; nice.
lol no, pls stop talking about it now. this is /ptg/ not /faggotlarper/
Red China super power status is rising with the creation of a new aircraft carrier, the largest Air Force in the world, and it's high technology, with the economy growing at a substantial rate.
>No niggers
>No pitiful white people blaming the "joos"
>No Jews
>Beautiful Chinese Women
>Strong patriotic men who are loyal to the Party.
Ready to bow down to your superior overlords faggots?
>pic related the average Chinese person
Anyone not upset that Trump fucked a porn star, but rather that he chose Stormy Daniels? Absolute shit taste.
hah hah hah
i believe it
Good luck. The Taco Benders are still drunk from Shitco De Mayo.
>3 inch penis
I know it isn't nice or proper to wish death on people but it McCain and Ginsburg dropped dead tomorrow I'd probably be happier than election day
>lol no, pls stop talking about it now. this is /ptg/ not /faggotlarper/
go to bed.
what proof do you have that they fugged?
maybe the money was for ... other reasons..
You posted your bait in the wrong /ptg/. Right now even the chinks bow down to the eternal avatar.
I agree. He could have done better, if it's true. Which I doubt.
It's more efficient, you expend less energy per stroke while still reaching climax.
The real problem is Rosenstein who is giving him unlimited power. Jeff sessions has no oversight over Rosenstein Because he has completely refused himself over the whole investigation. Rosenstein and Sessions both need to be fired asap
I just read some of the Urantia Book and now these awoos have me believing that anime memes are just aliens/celestial beings trying to assemble all good people for the final trial.
Wew.
i'm not the baker who was mad in last thread
>injects shitskin into /ptg/ again despite told to fuck off twice
>I did nothing wrong
Just get it over with and invade us already.
Exactly. I only ever checked out the early ones. Assumed LARP or psyop. It's interesting seeing how many are into it now. There's positives and negatives to that though. I'm tempted to see what they're up to. Isn't Jerome Corsi into it as well?
>Trump fucked a porn star
>yet there is no evidence
user, your wet-dreams are not real
>No pitiful white people blaming the "joos"
>No Jews
kek
I would have chosen Sasha Grey and made her eat my cum out of her asshole
This is precisely why I think the whole thing is bullshit.
Stormy looks like shit while Trump has his pick of 10/10s.
It simply does not make sense at all.
I thought they'd be content with shilling on Jow Forums.
Lettuce be real, they fucked. I literally could not care less, but Stormy? That actual offends me, I've never even watched any of her shit and never will.
Say it with me
CONTEMPT
OF
CONGRESS
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You are correct; anime and "memes" are just the shared experience of the collective consciousness accelerated by internet age connectivity.
He has drank the koolaide. He believes all of it.
>Sasha Grey
>Known Coal-Burner who takes their shit-logs up the ass
Shit taste.
Then you bake; it's all yours mate. If I knew you wanted to bake, I wouldn't have offered.
???
there is no need to be upset
Lol you retard... mueller/rosenstein are wailing because they’ve run out of bullshit, but hey lets bail them out!!! Idiot.
If it was 10 years ago she would have just been 20, doubt she was niggered then