/ptg/ President Trump General - VP Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Departs OH/Arrives in DC 5/5/18
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>Pres Trump @Tax Reform Event in OH 5/5/18
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>Pres Trump Arrives in Cleveland OH 5/5/18
youtu.be/8zHfoD2g5Yc
>Pres Trump Departs DC 5/5/18
youtu.be/mvsAK4G2CEQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Columbia Basin College 5/5/18
youtu.be/QpzvZaS1uOs
>Rudy Giuliani @Iran Freedom convention 5/5/18
youtu.be/AgYx0bCX1_U
>Rudy Giuliani on JudgeJeanine 5/5/18
youtu.be/XUjY0p_kLJg
>CyberComm/NSA Transfer of Power (Adm Rogers->Gen Nakasone) 5/4/18
youtu.be/MJ7TUlqKFmE
>WH Video: Pres Trump @NRA Leadership Forum 5/5/18
youtu.be/YrPlnHdT6Qk
>Pres Trump returns to WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/CJ1Iyr8brJ8
>Pres Trump returns to DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/0IYO4sIZtzE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @NRA Convention 5/4/18
youtu.be/VGC5PrfUryc
>Pres Trump arrives in Dallas TX 5/4/18
youtu.be/Qz1ZWd-h9N0
>VP Pence arrives @Love Field 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving JBAndrews 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving WH 5/4/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 5/4/18
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>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Affairs Day 5/4/18
youtu.be/voB8qUqUbY4
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Serv Memorial Plaque Ceremony 5/4/18
youtu.be/ZTtbRfKywpg
>This Week @State 5/4/18
youtu.be/JFRcGwYnfi0
>VP Pence on EWTN 5/3/18
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MAGA!

Say it with me
CONTEMPT
OF
CONGRESS
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How can Australia, a land of scum and villainy, produce such beautiful girls like pic related?

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Thanks for getting rid of that fucking shitskin pajeet OP

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MAGA

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WE GONNA WIN IT ALL BOYS

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Any criticism of Jeff Session's unneeded recusal, his stumbling over the Russia collusion interviews and his inaction towards DNC corruption is invalid because I suspect that those critics are motivated purely by the desire to use drugs. I morally and intellectually disqualify them and their criticisms because drugs are bad on general principle. No argument or presentation of facts pertaining to the harm that Jeff Sessions' utterly. piss. poor. performance has done to the Trump Administration will sway me due to the fact that those critics most likely use drugs. In fact I am angered that they are even posting. I would like them to stop speaking or, better yet, stop living because they are categorically bad people.

Jeff Sessions is cracking down on cocaine and opioids, lol i bet that makes you hippie stoner pot smokers so mad. I hope after all the cocaine/heroine busts that you'll never be able to fill your pipe with weed ever again! Muahahaha

W-What just happened?

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Sad!

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It hungers!

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>creepiest pence shoop edition

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FUUUUCK

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Good night, frens!

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For you!

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>Thanks, if you can bake this one I can take over after that then.
It's all your's Portugal!

English scum were top tier.

>I hope you had fun Mueller. That time is now over.

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>Chief of Army bans skulls, spartan and punisher emblems because it's too scary and militant
What the fucking christ?

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Sweet dreams. Il be watching you

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this is great; the mana this meme is generating is insane dude - why say sad!?

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I WANT KRISPY AS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR

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In America, protest violence at its worst is some nigger punch up

In Russia, Protest violence is Cossacks whipping protestors
youtube.com/watch?v=YNMY1tFeeQs

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This reads fucking retarded since it just says "Army" not "the Army".

Nn

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Given the very bad week Mueller and Rosenstein just had get ready for them to pull something fucked out of the hat this week to try and justify their existance

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Because its sad!

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youtu.be/8lKyXW58HH0

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rape usually

Awwww. He's all Tuckered out.

They don't have shit left besides claiming Trump would be obstructing justice by not accepting a subpoena.

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I expect even more Stormy stories this week as damage control

>Be poorfag
>Order x2 pic related for $8 equivalent

What are you guys eating at this hour?

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So the Aussie army's values are now not to kill anyone? Have they been listening to Trudeau again?

read it like it's a corporation, not an Army

I'll sound like a day dreaming reddit faggot but..I imagine this dude just eats crisps at his desk all day and calls it a job well done.

it was he who forced me, not I who forced him. my mind has had no rest

Seems entirely reasonable desu.

it's a little cringe but that doesn't make it sad - like, furfags; all because some make it look really fucking gay doesn't mean it's not fun; like, I respect people's choices and love the differences.

Good catch & where is the signature?

Hopefully he remembered to Untucc it

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It doesn't change the fact that it reads like a 5th grader wrote it

okay; I'm supporting you but I'm also voicing that I don't believe the tsunami you receive is what you're believing it to be.

They've already justified its existence. They've handed down numerous indictments and obtained many guilty pleas so far, if they're stopped now it'll just convince everyone but the most loyal Trump shills that he's guilty and the republicans will pay that much more at the ballot box.

apparently the values are to kill people, but not be edgy about it.
banning shit he deems "death symbols" is just fucking overboard, god damn fucking cross eyed cunt
the cunt who had the job before him was much much worse, had a tranny colonel as his speechwriter

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>land of scum and villainy

Rude.

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>there are people ITT that have never eaten sardines

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Harris or Booker, since Warren won't run. Either way they're fucked because:
>1. Their "Blue Wave" meme is as dead as the Mueller probe and 'muh Russia', even normie boomers can see this

>2. They refuse to look at what their base (or what remains of it) want, Tulsi for instance.

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Oh yeah the dude before sucked Asian cock so hard. Lmao this nation is dead

I bet it will be cool though. Now we wait. From where will he take birth? Who knows. Your support will be validated. Who knows whence he will come? Will he be born in real life?

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I think it's likely you being used for "muh blue wave." but that's okay!

also I can't picture it; maybe it fucks up the backstabbing faggot center in china and we get more world peace? lol

>pic
why change it to a 9? still works with a 7

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I interpret these digits to mean it will be a literal blue wave from the ocean
>irony

The Jew nose is described a an upside-down 6.

Wtf

More political bannings?

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Is it a 9 or a 6?

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good find

Their "lead analyst" says they're having lawyers talk to twitter.

guilty of what?
fucking a whore 10 years ago?

Meanwhile in Iraq...

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We must have gone to the same school!

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like a huge blue wave of water that destroys California

Contempt of Hillary.

Are we missing out?

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too clean

no. bretty gross, fren.

I'm missing out on gf

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look, tsunami pepe is vague, only god knows.

is it just me or are blacks getting lowkey more patriotic because their eternal turf war with the Mexicans is making them understand the value of having a country? I'm hearing all kinds of subliminal shit when I listen to traditional negro music

That's the nice thing about a special investigator, they can bust you for anything they find even if it isn't related to the original reason for their appointment. Ken Starr was appointed because of Whitewater but he ended up busting Clinton for perjury over a blowjob.

But I'm sure Trump has nothing to worry about and all his business dealings in the past decade have been on the up and up.

Yes!

Enjoying your work makes the whole work environment better. You can bet the enemies enjoy their work, anything less just makes you weaker & not likely to kill enemies unless your life is in real danger. If that tact is not from the top how can orders be followed, how can orders be issued if killing is not at the forefront of the armies mind?

I've seen many I would call "good one(s)"

>watching Al Smith dinner
>crowd only laughs once Hillary gives a delayed disingenuous cackle

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that's what makes it so exciting!
PRAISE UP
07 07
^^^PUNAMI INCOMING^^^

More gibs for one is less gibs for another.

And ofc google is ready with a planned 1st result...

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Thanks user, next one is on me.

sheeeit, must be real

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>But I'm sure Trump has nothing to worry about
pretty much this

monday is my saturday, how jealous are you /ptg/?

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> >there are people ITT that have never eaten sardines
No way! Grilled sardines is our staple summer food, people eat them by the dozen

She's Canadian from Vancouver Island.

yep. if you try them get them packed in oil, not water

they make an honest living selling drugs to us. the Mexicans are elitist pigs for trying to vertically expand and pushing out the hardworking little guy just trying to feed his 9 estranged children

Aren't we all?

I'm more happy for you than jealous.

Media memoryholed this pretty good its kinda scary

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Not as sad as being a virgin in 20 fucking 18

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this is why aussies are my favorite allies

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>HOW THE HELL'D WE WIND UP LIKE THIIIIIIIIIS?!

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cruz missiles btfo

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