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SOUTHFRONT May 7
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>Yarmouk camp May 6
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>DeZ-Bukamal May 3
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>N Homs May 2
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>Idlib Apr8
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>Yemen Apr2
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Devs May 7
>N Hama; Sy/Ru air forces continue airstrikes against rebels as SAA offensive is prepared
>Yarmouk; SAA reportedly captured more residential blocks, bringing S front to main street
>SAA moves more units into Yalda as rebels evac, look to open E front against IS
>SW Aleppo; Gunmen assassinate rebel commander of Halaf Nusra Al-Islam near Um ‘Atbah
>SDF continue op against ISIS, capture 18km of territory near Iraqi border, including Mt Jabal Baghouz, IS retreat to town of Baghouz
>Jaysh al-Islam completing evac from Yarmouk today, a few rebels did not take deal and hold territory along with IS in S Damas
>Sources state ISIS preparing offensive against SAA in DeZ, allegedly gathered large group of fighters in western part of Badiyeh
>Yarmouk; Wassim Issa, the SAA soldier who also reports from the front was hit by mortar shell, both legs needed amputation
>Israeli security officials believe Iran is preparing retaliation in response to strike on T-4 airbase last month
>Hezbollah and allies projected to take over half of the seats in Lebanon’s parliament based on preliminary results

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twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/993551891111010304
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-lebanon-election/hezbollah-allies-gain-in-lebanon-vote-underscoring-iran-sway-idUKKBN1I804F
timesofisrael.com/lebanon-pm-hariri-concedes-loss-as-hezbollah-gains/
youtube.com/watch?v=1_oVrYaOtAg
twitter.com/WaelAlRussi/status/993559754982281216
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/993562242124865536
nedaa-sy.com/en/news/5990
twitter.com/fuadhud/status/993540895235600384
youtube.com/watch?v=cR3v-rp7x-U
youtube.com/watch?v=-5EZxNzWKa0
lebaneseelections.com/results
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

NEW - #Syria opposition media says x2 U.S. soldiers wounded after an #ISIS "guided missile” attack in Tal Shayer near #Shadadi.

twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/993551891111010304

I remember a few years ago a humorous video was posted of various ISIS members doing stupid shit in a similar way to a JoJo opening anyone have that video?

HEZBOLLAH WINS LEBANESE PARLIAMENTARY ELECTION
>first election in 9 years

IRANIAN/SHIA INFLUENCE NOW DOMINATES LEBANON
>ISRAEL TO RESPOND TO VICTORY WHICH “threatens their existence”

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-lebanon-election/hezbollah-allies-gain-in-lebanon-vote-underscoring-iran-sway-idUKKBN1I804F
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-lebanon-election/hezbollah-allies-gain-in-lebanon-vote-underscoring-iran-sway-idUKKBN1I804F

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>"Some of you guys are all right, don't go voting in Iraq on Saturday"

The Daesh Takfiri terrorist group has claimed responsibility for the assassination of an Iraqi parliamentary candidate at his home in the country’s northern province of Nineveh.
Daesh, in a statement published on Telegram messaging application on Monday, announced that 45-year-old Faruq Zarzur al-Juburi, a contender from Vice President Ayad Allawi's National Alliance list, was shot dead in Qayyarah, situated 70 kilometers (43 miles) south of the provincial capital city of Mosul, at dawn because he was “an atheist.”
In a video posted on Facebook the day before he was gunned down, Juburi called on voters to be cautious of gregarious candidates “and those who buy votes.”
He promised “a strong government – one that will take care of poor, families of martyrs, reconstruction and citizens” in the video.
“In a few days, God willing, we will be celebrating victory,” Juburi said as he was carrying his six-year-old son Rayan in his arms.
Late last month, Daesh spokesman Abu Hassan al-Muhajir stated that members of the terror outfit would attack polling stations, voters and candidates during national Iraqi elections, which are set to take place on Saturday.
“We know that the government … is on the verge of what they call elections. Our judgment will apply to those who call for them and participate in them... The voting centers and those in them are targets for our swords, so stay away from them and do not walk nearby,” he said.

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Bomb the Kurds!

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*record scratch*
[FREEZE FRAME]

Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

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Can anybody stop this madman?

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الله أكبر
الموت لأمريكا
الموت لإسرائيل
اللعنة على اليهود
النصر للإسلام

timesofisrael.com/lebanon-pm-hariri-concedes-loss-as-hezbollah-gains/
>Lebanon PM Hariri admits losses as Hezbollah gains; he may form unity cabinet

JUST

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>Updates from last bread

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Will Israel respond?

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Israel
Neocons
Liberals
B T F O
T
F
O

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Does this mean the Lebanese military is now a literal arm of Hezbollah?

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who/what is nu /sg/?

>Shot with their own tow
The absolute state of foreign policy

Hezb can veto any legislation

Allah could only be so merciful

>this furry son of a bitch
>super hot loaves

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>janitorwillyasamerican

Hezbollah’s military wing is actually stronger than the Lebanese Army. But by integrating their fighters in to the Lebanese Armed Forces all of their forces would be controlled by someone else if they lose an election, Hariri is an example of why they should never give their paramilitary to them.

BOMB THE KURDS
LONG LIVE TURKIYE

It's so shitty to have jewasslicker Maas as foreign minister right now.
He, for now, says he will keep up iran deal, but I wouldn't trust him a bit.
I don't even want to imagine the shit he is doing behind doors.
Can't be anything good

youtube.com/watch?v=1_oVrYaOtAg

youtube.com/watch?v=1_oVrYaOtAg

youtube.com/watch?v=1_oVrYaOtAg

GET IN HERE PEDES

NU /SG/ WA DATE JA NAI

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on the other hand he's window licking stupid so maybe he won't be able to fuck it up even if he tries

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sup

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he puts his energy always behind the worst causes, he showed that at his previous position.
The netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz went through as fast as possible, but any missmanagment for judges and allocating ressources there just was just a shrug worth to him

An #Israel/i strikes on #Syria are highly expected.

twitter.com/WaelAlRussi/status/993559754982281216

Fucking do it already ffs it's so boooooring.

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Its so close /sg/, all of Damascus is allmost liberated.

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but yeah, a small small chacne, that even behind closed doors noone will take his zionist
>I went into politics because ausschwitz
seriously and other foreign ministers just steamroll him on the diplomatic shadow side.
There is hope for that, true enough

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The VKS should finaly intervene and shoot down those israeli zioniggers. I am getting fed up with israel.

are t*rks even human
don't answer this question

heh...heh...no more support for you Gassad!!

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Kek, that's IDF estimates, so it was probably just 1 guy with his 3 sons and their rusty AKs

I will be announcing my decision on the Iran Deal tomorrow from the White House at 2:00pm.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/993562242124865536

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nedaa-sy.com/en/news/5990

"Syria's Democratic Forces" advanced on the Syrian regime east of Euphrates & 2 American soldiers wounded west of Shaddadi

What is this shit?

Who even cares about that orange retarded Jewish cocksucker anymore.?

they chimped out on locals again

>2 American soldiers wounded west of Shaddadi
tfu, may they die of their wounds

nafrisoy does

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>It's insane that in the automotive industry CAN-bus is responsible for critical units and aggregates and it's not protected in any way and additional devices (like stereo or that Andoid Auto/Apple CarPlay shit) are often connected to it.

Yeah, though I wouldn't blame the swedes for this. Frankly I dunno what happened here. But all for this (((convenience))) for connecting your phones, ipads and whatever to this shit and having a nice fucking stereo... And it's not only cars, since you are versed in this I am very sure you are aware of the airplane incident a couple of years ago when this burger hacker managed to get the plane to turn slightly connecting through what appears to be the informative bus on the planes, I do not know much about planes.
>closed sourse and closed protocols, constantly connected to the world by means of cellular communication.
>FUCKING SATELLITE CONNECTION!
WHY WHY WHY!?!
They have ruined everything with this shit.

If you look at factories too, granted I am a bit outdated now as I took my education in this were placed out with some factories then and stuff but never worked in it... but here too... they wanted to get their hmi systems or at least reading the tags and post it online... then what happened? yes ofc it's pipe open and you can take full control over factories, water treatment plants and whatever now.
>These systems were to be CLOSED!
ffs they even have their own networking shit there called profibus.. then they just ruin it all by putting it online.

This mentioned israeli hacker also took fully control over just a water threatment plant btw. I have a plc here, it can be raped too actually. a siemens s7 compatible one
as long as you can get it you can rape it and replace it's program with ease

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>My neighborhood
#Damascus

Geolocation please.

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>Who even cares about that orange retarded Jewish cocksucker anymore.?
latenightcomedians because they have an unlimited supply of low hanging fruit for their audience who are not as smart as they like to think they are

We won't stop until every single one of your cousins is dead abdul

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hahahhahaa
of course a fucking leaf, thats almost certainly a k*rd

Iran deal is important, you retard. It doesn't matter how many Jewish phantom foreskins the guy sucks, he's a wildcard

>170774783
>cookie cutter apartments everywhere
disgusting, straight outta bokistan

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If you don't like good architecture, don't come to Malta my friend.

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twitter.com/fuadhud/status/993540895235600384

>Israeli MLRS system with the range of 150 km deployed earlier today in the Golan Heights, capable to cover all of south Syria including Damascus City.

Tick tock... cuckssad

*bad

Ugly as shit, not to mention it's built on stolen Greek (masters of aesthetics) land. give it back smelly turkroach.

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>Mixing modern and classic architecture

This is a problem here too.

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>nafrisoy does
>nafrisoy

And that means?

I am not from the middle east. Seriously, if israel just stopped doing these raids and just talked to Iran/Syria/Iraq/Lebanon/Russia about these things, a lot more could be achieved then whatever these raids do.

It would a bigger surprise if he continues that deal then scrap it like his jewish masters wants him to.

>a lot more could be achieved then whatever these raids do.
>implying Israel has the brain cells to notice they're doing absolutely nothing in the long run

>I am not from the middle east. Seriously, if israel just stopped doing these raids and just talked to Iran/Syria/Iraq/Lebanon/Russia about these things, a lot more could be achieved then whatever these raids do.

lmao

and what do we tell them? "stop threatening to destroy us please"?

>>nafrisoy
>And that means?
the tunisian faggot posting with a nazi flag, or an imitator of his
either way he gets the gas

I've read the place as Tal Shiar

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her guys you forgot to take your kurdish waifus with :^)

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>Hot Pie is contested

Assad will surely lose if he fails to capture this imperative and strategic point.

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it's a cancer, it's metastasized everywhere

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Too thin!
She looks malnourished tbqh

dios mio......

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>Greek (masters of aesthetics)
ahahahahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>talk
t. roastie

la atrocidad.....

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Don't know why we Euros love doing this.

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What is the point of doing this?

I haven't seen anything like this here, it has only been older apartment complexes using modern architecture to repair and replace the older architecture.

I will never return to Athens. My one time there is enough.

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lol it looks like an average akp minister

la mezcla abismal........

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wtf is this shit...

that aside though, why aren't you fixing up these old wooden houses from the ottoman area? they are pretty comfy if you just fix them up. There is this guy from here who does this down there, but he is only one man and there is tons of them. He fixes them up and sells them he fears they will just be all torn down. I don't know so much it actually it was on the tv here but they looked pretty comfy. You must take care of the old stuff because that's unique and comfy, the new shit is the same everywhere and is cancer

jesus christ that's worse than in the uk where they have connected flats and each neighbor insists to paint it in different colors. It's fucking triggering if you got ocd tbqh.

why aren't they simply just fixing the rest of the shit here though so it looks the same or at least try to make the fixed part mix in with the rest of it?

poor girl
what happened to her?

Its called diplomacy you nordicunt.

Ah, ok, thanks. I guess he could use some Novichok.

Well i dunno, maybe ask WHY they threaten to destroy you perhaps? Proper diplomacy can get you far, realy far.

Considering 's reply, i think your remark isnt far off.

Why do we never hear of hospitals and bakeries bombed or children gassed when the SAA attacks ISIS?
It's literally in the same area as the rebels, but somehow there are no hospitals?

Curing the mudslime problem on /sg/

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Iran Crisis: Will Trump Waiver On The Waiver...Or 'Hang Tough'?
RonPaulLibertyReport May 7

youtube.com/watch?v=cR3v-rp7x-U

pic unrelated

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they simply don't meet demands, when the whole country sets out to move to shitstainbul pic related is the only thing you can afford

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>170777550
oouh an edgy /ptg/ burger is upon us. I wonder in how many different ways he will btfo us. Too bad I won't see his posts through the filter.

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This pic is art

>people complaining about architecture here
lmfao if you think you are bad on it then look at slavs.

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You are not alone with this.

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Because it would be more expensive.
(((Capitalism))) at it's finest.

its a dead commie from afrin
i think one of the retards who though they could camoflage themselves between olive trees. they dug very shallow fighting holes and were hunted down by t-129 atak helicopters. it appears that some of the dead terrorists out in the field weren't cleaned up and are being cleaned up right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=-5EZxNzWKa0

there was some footage of the aftermath and tfsa collecting bodies but i couldn't find it

how much u get paid for shilling here?

I don't get it. Why would people prefer to live in big tuna can cities, inhabiting some cage made out of concrete that they rent out 90% of the time instead of living in peaceful countryside, which will allow them more freedom, ability to have garden, to enjoy the countryside ambient etc...

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>countryside
Literally no such thing here.

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About tree fiddy per post.

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don't you have a whole bunch of nothingness around the centre and the south? Also Gozo.

Bibi is like that retard who claims he's cool and with the popular kids, but he's only liked because the most roided out dude has a gay relationship with him

What is it with the Turks making more and more checkpoints in Idlib and starting police forces in the area they annexed? Are they occupying Syria?

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Malta is Greek!

I can't believe people in my country romantise the idea of moving out of the country, one of the destination is Malta that they desire.

BUSSED.COM
#AlRastan in the countryside of #Homs. #Syria

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>Lebanese election results
>here
lebaneseelections.com/results

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