Brit/pol/ - Special Relationship edition

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>Previous Thread

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first for death to america

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fuck goblinostan desu

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Fourth for I did nothing wrong

>Shooting in Oxford
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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mass immigration has decimated the fabric of this country because
>IQ
>predisposition for violence
>they're inbred as fuck
>they're muslim as fuck

it was a crime committed against the british people

but we'll go to a march and meekly ask for permission to raise disproportionate rape statistics and moan about housing shortages whilst being told by guardian journalists that we deserve to go to jail for that kind of thing.

what do we say to these kikes? 'you should be jail'? NO we say 'ooo that's a bit illiberal'

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>tfw in Oxford and already pretty sure it was a coke dealer shooting

RIVERS OF CURRY

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OI OI! BEEN IN TA GARDEN OL DAY N LOOK LIKE ME NABOUR RASHID -FOOKIN LEGEND! HEUK HEUK HEUK

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>Shooting in Oxford

what sort of shooting ? if its blackies killing blackies, you should know that absolutely nobody here gives a fuck.

Repent and play my game.

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>However it's likely that with self improvement, gym, haircut, nice clothes you could do okay for yourself with girls.

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No one is going to do what needs to be done.

>*Audible kek*

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a shootout WITH police officers ? fuck me..... isnt this a fairly big happening ?

>tfw he's going to be all self-conscious when he tweets now

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>Dindugeddon
Lmao
Are we supposed to get a full-house every single time?

>Ignored my suggestions

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dumb frog poster.

we have to. if we don't act by about 2030 the demographics will twice as fucked

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come back rimjob

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TOMMEH TOMMEH ROBINSUHN

OH TOMMEH TOMMEH

I LOVE ME SUM O YER BASED BLACKS TOMMEH 'MINDS ME OF NGUBU N SUCH LAD, WEVE A RIGHT TEAM N ALL. I LUV POOFTERS N HOW THEY GO TUP 'CHUVERS BUMHOLES WE CANT LET FOOKIN ALLAH GET IS 'ANDS ON OUR BASTE SHIRTLIFTERS

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You lead lad hopefully someone will follow

Reported for inciting racial hatred

#ThingsThatTasteOfBrexit

We've got your back.

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>A 10 pack box of Jaffa Cakes that used to be 12

last bump for replies that I can read after wagecuck

>Gammon

>oh look a leftist hash tag for virtue signalling mongs

>my entire bank holiday Monday was:
>wake up at noon; get out of bed at 1.15
>go to gym and go in to central London at 4.15
>drank coffee outside while shitposting
>walk around a little, go to McDonalds
>now going to go back to flat

Curry to welcome in a Global Britain™.

Howdy y'all! Proud 'Murican here. I was thinking earlier of all the white brothers that were killed in the countless wars we waged against each other throughout the ages. We can't let such conflict occur again. My father is 1/4 Irish and I remember him always telling me how lucky he was to have been born on the 17th of March because it meant he could celebrate his birthday, then celebrate St Patrick's the day after. Both of them back to back, haha! Anyway, think of all the great things our people have given us. Opera, jeans, that's just Italy! My Mom used to cook various dishes from all over Europe and her Paella was delicious, god bless Portugal! She is 1/2 English by the way, and often talked about wanting to visit some day. That inspired me to visit her homeland and I booked my trip to Saxony a few days ago! No more brother wars goddammit!

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AZ STILL NO GOT OVER WENGER CWITTING

CRAYIN ALL DAY I 'AVE

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More goalposting pls

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Britain is dead mate. It's been dying since the late 60's. Blair finally turned the life support. Either leave or allow yourself no hope. It's at least 20 years too late.

I would say find a good women in the states lad, your quality of life and ironically freedom is much better over there. Also for your future family. Come back to visit though

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-Freedom
-Democracy
-Self control
-The silent majority winning
-The desperate look of horror when self-righteous millennial snowflakes realise they can’t get everything they want.

• Stupidity
• Racial intolerance
• Any of the unpalatable fucking swill that JD Wetherspoons attempt to pass off as ‘food’

I wish hed even post one last time just to let us know hes OK. Others reckon he still posts as an user, but I cant see it - even when he dropped his trip that time you always knew it was him.

That old passport you once cherished using and which gave you access to 27 other countries you could freely work in, live in and /or travel to. Cheers Brexiters

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Owen jones tears

Comedian Stewart Lee on patriotism, hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=w7S5XCuwcos

Playing vidya, going to update it in a bit.

the screen shot i posted was someone posting about running using rimmers file names
think its him desu

Kek

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I can already guess what it's going to be

>the left cant meme

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Xth for the right to freedom of speech for BASED trannies and BASED blacks

>Le epic IT'S TOO LATE meme

get out.

FOOKIN LEDGE SMITHY JUS SENT US DIZ, EES NABBED SUM BURD DOWN ATTA BEACH

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Labour are the real racists

Not a meme.

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That little cunt is the worst sort of white middle class coon lover.

What is that?

OHHHHHHHHHHH TOMMY TOMMY

I hope so mate.

>delivers palatable boilerplate middle class bourgeois opinion
>smuggly turns to camera

Fucking hate this hack.

Go wank somewhere else Shlomo

Anyone know a film that will make me as happy as this song does?-

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I think his face needs to show more concern.
Skimmed milk is an abomination imo.

OI THA MI FOOKIN LASS U CUNT!

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If he was a character made up to satirise middle-class Guardianistas then it'd be brilliant. Unfortunately he's genuine.

Britain isn't dead til the last briton is laying choking on his own blood

time to get some whitepills up in here

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I don't like it anyway. Did it wrong first and then did that shite one. This was the original but its the wrong milk.

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WE CAN'T LET THEM BLOODY MOHAMMEDANS KILL OR BASED FAGGOTS

NOT YORS ENEH MOH IZ SHE LAD

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Is she he?

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ANOTHER BASED TRANNY SIDING WITH THE NEW RIGHT
LAYBUH ARE DA REAL TRANSPHOBES

>Should've gone to specsavers
>tfw colour blind

>time to get some whitepills up in here
go full varg and hope deano manages to turn it off eastenders and footie

It is too late. The best you can hope for is to batten down the hatches and keep things as they are now. The old Britain is dead, and it fucking kills me every day.

youtu.be/KdFzMLZAXEM

And it's a nice upstanding Pole too
Truly the new right are the thinking man's internationalist movement

would still plow either way tbqh
WAHEY

The better version, Jow Forums tier. This'll put a smile on your chops lad

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DSur4uPx4sg

so he is alive?

AL ALWAZ B IS WEN HE WONTS U DUN ONE ME PRICK

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I FOOKIN ATE THIS BREXIT SHITE IF IT MEANS I CAN'T SHAG SOME FIT CONTINENTAL BIRDS

the verdict is still out in my head
its face looks female but her body structure gives me doubts

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lil c

>rhythm on the electric guitar

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Don't mind me just passing along. Cheers lads.

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*pukes*

"Bahaha those stupid patriots, am I right folks?"

>Celebrating a foreign occupation
OH NONONONONO

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fuck off lad

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>this is a modern German male

Hot

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Wut? Leccy can play rhythm or lead. Guys not actually a bad guitarist though he has trouble juggling his stomp boxes. Shame he doesnt still do these

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mEXxIhp9PD8

>inb4 ESP

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5698687/Britain-sizzle-hottest-Bank-Holiday-Monday-temperatures-soar-82F.html?mrn_rm=als1

fucking hell lads, forget this whitepill shit I mentioned earlier, look at these pics and tell me this country isn't fucked, we are turning into china with this overcrowding I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE THE POPULATION KEEPS GROWING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE CAN'T EVEN TAKE THE TED PILL BECAUSE THERE IS FUCKING NO WHERE TO RUN TO FUCKING CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

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>tfw you only started calling lil c 'lil c' yesterday but he's been blaming you anyway so you start doing it as well

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>soon

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Looks like he's auditioning for a le Carre adaptation

puts you on the same level as p*be