Cooties are real

Because it doesn't actually happen, except in the same rare instances that more often produce siamese twins. The reproductive system just doesn't work that way, because humans aren't vegetables.

>It is hypothesized that unprotected intercourse with ejaculation may be another source of microchimerism.

Oh shit, I only ejaculated in one girl my entire life, and it was one ex I believed I would be with forever. Guess she had more than one guy in her brain, literally.

Well, glad we parted our ways than. Virgin or bust boys.

The question is whether that exogenous DNA in the female brain is actually able to influence future offspring or not.
Would be pretty sickening if it did.

>article about bugs
It’s psuedoscience at best show me a peer reviewed article that actually includes a large enough group of people.

Roasties are all wired up to get wet for chad, on sight.

Who knows what kind of crazy genetical machinations happen on them... They are literally designed for reproduction only, it wouldn't be the most crazy thing the human body can do, you know.

Roasties... Not even once.

Wont affect the eggs but a child develops for 9 months in that environment sharing all kinds of stuff with the compromised mother rather intimately. All other animals have this phenomenon quite heavily. We should research this some more.

>One of my exes would let me cum inside
>She was on contraceptives
>Knowing this I would like to edge all day sometimes for multiple days when she was away
>Was just fun to leave a mess
>Really got off in sleep stuff she was ok as long as it didnt wake her
>Sometimes I would just lay there with it in and pulsate till I had a meganut
>So she would also sleep with her pussy gurgling cum

>Mfw I realize I have basically long term cucked someone forever

Haha eat shit bio bucket.

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They haven't tried doing those studies on mammals (afaik), not sure why.

It's intentionally being shut down. Same reason why race science isn't a thing anymore.

This would be my concern too

Sexual promiscuity already ended the human race, thank Jewish philosophers for the slut mind virus that ruined everybody's lives.

>We should research this some more.
Though I don't agree that there is enough evidence to suggest this happens in humans, I would also like to see more research.
Assuming this were true, I wonder if this would explain the rise in Autism. I think Autism occurs in utero and is linked to hormones. I believe it is caused by women's hormones being out of whack from years of endocrine disrupting birth control, but I would be curious to see if telologony played a role.

So the higher number of partners the mother had = bigger the chance of the kids having DNA dysformities?

Maybe, maybe not. I assume no researchers wanting to study this closer can get any (((grants))) these days

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microchimerism
So you're saying that my virgin wife who just gave birth to our first child has also been colonized permanently with my DNA? That's pretty neat.

virgin when we met that is, clearly she hasn't given birth to the 2nd coming of jesus

again this is not about virginity. this is about pregnancy.

a women who had 2 children by two different men is micochimered

but a women who slept with 100 men and never any children would not

Didn't realize the evidence was that solid.

I think if it were common in humans we would know about it. The idea that dna could be changed with sex would be something highly publicized no? I just doubt the concept that our own genetic make up could be so fragille. Maybe I’m stupid.

AGAIN, you are not changed by SEX

A WOMAN IS CHANGED BY PREGNANCY

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Femanons, does it turn you on knowing chad semen is still deep within you or does it scare you that your children might be amalgamations of all your exes?

>Unless you didnt fall for the birth control meme at all

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females absorb the sperm in their womb into their DNA.

AGAIN PREGNANCY =/= SEX

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>It is hypothesized that unprotected intercourse with ejaculation may be another source of microchimerism.

idk m8

Feminism is a bio weapon

Anon5 and /FAG/ were right.

>Sometimes I would just lay there with it in and pulsate till I had a meganut
>So she would also sleep with her pussy gurgling cum
M-More greentext pls

NO, read the article again! FETAL CELLS from the CHILD(half of which is from the male) spend nine months incubating with cells from the child and the mother.

sperm doesnt exist or remain, unless it fertilizes.

Why wouldn't it happen in humans when it occurs in other animals with similar in utero gestation processes.
The question would be does semen's dna persist in the organs.

Literally you.

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things can still fail to form in early stages making it a technical fact that she was pregnant at the time. Some women may not even know it.

AFTER giving BIRTH, about 50–75% of women carry FETAL immune cell lines. MATERNAL immune cells are also found in the OFFSPRING yielding in MATERNAL→

FETAL microchimerism, though this phenomenon is about half as frequent as the former.[10]

Humans share ~50% of their DNA with cucumbers.

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i know how to read, you idiots probably scored low on the science section of the ACT.

Sperm doesnt remain or affect ANYTHING on its own. It disintegrates. ONLY BY EXISTING from ZYGOMATIC transformation can the sperm do anything

zygomatic means it must become a fetus, then a child.

Here's the thing about "Old Wives Tales" and other ancient knowledge. The ancients didn't always know why a thing happened, but they carefully studied cause and effect. So they observed microchimerism and recommended monogamy to avoid it.

Modern science makes lots of mistakes in part because they are so rigorous that they miss the forest for the trees.

Are you saying we should appreciate the fact that our children are coming out blacked and not cucumbered?

no u

If the female is epigenetically altered through microchimerism of the brain,
then those traits wouldn't necessarily be visible on the offspring's DNA right? If telegony is possible in humans,
I imagine it would be quite hard to prove.

Nigger, where's your sauce?

>have gained a net increase by all the sloots you crushed
surely, user?

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>micochimered

can we meme this in an effective manner? It's credibility is irrelevant, but the idea that a man's biology sort of claims a woman would probably really piss a lot of women off. I think this one may be too good to pass up.

Gross lol

wrong

What happens? I suspect they fart it out on a napkin and then photo it and share it with their lady friends. This seems legit.

You should do it in a blacked way.
Like you know how niggerfuckers like the fact that they’re white and they’re fucking a nigger

Well make it that every time the road tie has ex with the nigger she slowly turns into an ugly negress.

Like close up on how the skin changes and her smell changes and her face changes and shit. Until she’s no longer a pretty European girl but is now an ugly negress

And you could also pair this with behavioral changes (which are also true) of the girl being excessively ratchet and disgusting so it looks ugly

You better fucking do this someone

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How many times do you suppose a woman pity fucks a feminine beta male out of pity? At that point it doesnt even matter if youre alpha, your child may come out as a complete beta.

>When she first started staying she would need a change sometimes
>Decides to wear my boxers
>I'm still a young fag so im like oh ok sure give her boxer briefs
>Eventually get my head out of my ass and give her a big loose pair one day no elastic
>We are still mostly friends at this point so I'm just trying to get a peek of pussy
>Wake up much earlier than her she was asleep on her side
>Ass is exposed her leg was up kinda on a pillow so the boxers are hanging off
>Spend like 30 minutes testing poking exploring
>Throbbing really hard she's soaking wet and still snoring
>Fuck it, roll over to rub my cock against wet
>Like really slowly this entire motion took minutes
>Using hand to hold up cover and other for aiming
>Slide it in at like the stupidest angle basically curling around and away from her
>Rubbing against pubes wetness warmth then in like a nano second my mushroom tip is half way in
>Paused like this and got really quiet forever in my mind
>Listening to breathing and my heartbeat
>Slowly start to stir my cock in tiny motions using my hand
>Get a little bit and pretty much cum right away
>Cum leaking out all over pubes immediately shove my shirt up and start cleaning it
>Already knew she was on the pill
>She didnt notice (she mighta faked it but never mentioned)
>Months later after a few more she becomes actual gf, tell her shortly after about me liking sleep porn
>Mfw she said she was ok with it but never said anything about all the others

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Sort of like Kafka’s metamorphosis

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Nice.

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Sage.

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ask a woman if she would date a guy thats fucked other guys
and tell her shes a hypocrite when you only want a virgin

So does this work only if the female gets pregnant or simply from taking a load of sperm?

I guess to kill a mockingbird was not on your elementary school reading list.

Gets pregnant, the load of sperm one was only observed in cactus flies.

tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/19381956.2016.1218583
>We speculate that sexual intercourse may be important
>In addition, sexual intercourse has been suggested as a possible source.

>tandfonline.com/doi/full/
link is broken

Nah, it's just a little slow

because you are retarded and forgot to copy half the link

>Nah, it's just a little slow

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>link is broken

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hownew.ru

Try that

It is considered unethical. A study could show that billions of men have been slightly cuckolded and that a woman's chastity has tangible value. This would disempower women and insinuates that men and women are not equal. (Men can sleep around without consequence, but women cannot)

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>my virgin wife
>my """virgin""" wife
ahahahahahahahah
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Not true. This was observed at almost equal rates in women who never conceived. There are many theories as to how this happens, one being blowjobs, another is through pregnancies that miscarried before the woman knew about it.

But, they do not know why and consider it unethical to do further research.

Are you dense or just in denial because of your own cock carousel mileage? It doesn't matter how long the sperm sticks around, it matters that the sperm had any contact with membrane walls and once that has happened the DNA from the sperm is absorbed into the body and makes it's way to the brain.

No doesn’t the sperm just die after a while

I'm the perfect example of this. My mum fucked a europoor or something, brother came out Aryan, she then fucks a brown skin, my father, I came out exactly like my brother but with my father face, im a literal white nigger, my sister is a mutt, much much browner than I am, so much people used to think she was adopted.

women are disgusting and should be the propriety of the father until marriage.

Only the ones that made bad choices

>barebacked all 3 girls I've fucked
>I get to pass on my genetics without having to change shitty diapers, help with homework, or spend all my savings when they eventually settle with a beta provider
>mfw
I hope it's one of you faggots LMAO

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Don't forget telegony

lurk more faggot. pol is allways right.

>creating fatherless whites
absolute nigger-tier