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>TFW your daughter watches Greek plays
>TFW your son never joined the legion
>TFW your province is 44% barbarian
>TFW The legate is riding you ass
>TFW kids keep becoming christians

Why did Rome never have these problems until we liberated Judea?

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But Krautanon you are the Barbarians.

Come on, man.
Let other people enjoy their LARP

>turkish OP
>thinly veiled anti kike thread
fuck off muslims. dont think we like you more than kikes

No true son of the Roman Empire is going to let you Foederati bastards go around impersonating good honest Roman Patricians.

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WHY U NO EMBRACE BARBARIC PEOPLES
THE VIKINGS COME 4 U

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>didn't even exist 100 years ago
>"hehe, we wuz romanz an shieeeet"

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Has anyone done that assimilate you meme about vandals in north Africa yet

>Byzantine subhumans will never be great like western Romans
>Paganism is a religion of peace, unlike Christianity which has failed us.
>Roman genocide isn't real. Shut up, you bigot.

>greek
so she watches the classics, retard

Speak for yourself neutral faggot

Says the 56% turk

ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

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GIDF

Greek plays continued to be written after the ''classics''', in Roman Empire most writers were Greeks, as most philosophers scientists etc,etc
Do you believe every writer was an Aeschylus or a Sophocles? We only know the mainstream because only they survived the brutality of time, but bet your ass there were some progressive faggots back then, people were not that different back then, read Aristophanes for proof
Dude do you want me to post your football national team? You are 70% Albanian

Meum puella ambulat sunt
Teutonicus!

Quaeso, neca me!

This is Jow Forums, Bergjude. Anti-kike messages don't need to be veiled.

i've read many plays by aristophanes and he was really funny
if you think he was progressive and not making fun of idiots, nobody can help you

>mfw Augustards think muh divinity is gonna stop him from being curbstomped by Anthony

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Rome was destroyed by the medicisi and Venetian families. Borgias and all of the bad popes. Destroyed a good society. Now pope (((francis))) and the Jesuits kicked out the knights of Malta, the last conservative bastion open in the church. It's fucked user

Nooo, i used the example to point out that people and societes back then were not that different + that progressives existed ( i know he makes fun of them, he was actually a conservative that yearned for the good ol' days of Marathon). When you read Aristophanes you get the feel that his plays were written like 100 years ago instead of 2500 that they actually are

>tfw people keep using Rome as a justification for homosexuality

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Does anyone else think that these orgies we keep having might be gay as fuck?

>tfw slaughtered another swarthy manlet hiding behind armour

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What happens in Rome stays in Rome, Amica.

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*Amicus
Fuck my life...

>that pic
Untrue. Romans got chainmail and their helmets from the Celts.

Here we go again...
Literally worse than niggers

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fucking kikes keep trying to cause revolutions

>TFW Christian cultists sre still spreading their barbarian religion, it will never xatch on

De Iudaeorum habebant autem venio. Claudium nihil mali fecerit.

Germans were Roman judt as long anyobe ekse" Germans were roman nobles and such.

It's true though. I'm not claiming Celts are Romans and that Italians are Arab or anything, but it's a fact that Roman armour was inspired by Celtic armour. Portraying Celts are completely backward native American-type tribesmen is a falsehood.

Kek

>implying the kikes don't work for Rome and all of that wasn't orchestrated
>implying Rome doesn't still run everything

ah Jow Forums never change, you are such good goyim

EXSTINGUERE HIC

Bergjude

hahaha, jawholja. Scheiss NWO toblerones

When can we have an honest discussion about the Germanic problem? For a political board this place doesn't seem to care at all

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The celts are actually one of the purest Aryan /Atlantean bloodlines why do you think Rome and the (((crown))) have been trying to enslave them for 2000 years?
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Come one guys, let the Germanics in, don't be xenophobic what's the worst that can happen?

Clack your wooden moccasins, RICOLA and fuck off, Albrecht.
Muslims are fine in their own countries, they kill gays, keep women down and leave us alone, but Jews are cancerous internationally and domestically.

Germanics did nothing wrong, christians genocided rome prior to german rulers

>tfw will never have catamite bf
Why even live?

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I would have personally fucking killed you if you wasted those quints on some faggot post.

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MORS LUDAEIS EST

i believe its specifically referring to scotland

Begone barbarian, you are no son of Rome.
Ave Caesar!

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Populus Hispanicus erat Arabs post victoria Maura Iberii. Tu brunus es.

yah I imagine you love being slave goy. Rome is the one importing the shitskins not the kikes Rome owns Israel you mong, DC, London and Switzerland too

Britannia est Israelite after Christianity Víctory

Oy vey go- Christianity has been a part of Roman culture for centuries!
Take in more Germanic migrants, or else Rome will not survive!
I myself was scourged over 6,000,000 times when the Jerusalem temple was destroyed!

Desine!
This is such autism we are talking about ancient Rome you utter faggot

>2000 years
More like they enslaved them in 80
>why did they enslave them?
Because they were parasitic niggers, raiding and looting all the time
And then the Germans came along that were feral niggers on steroids and fucked Celts into extinction. (Ireland excluded)

You are romanticizing you slavers you ignorant fucking faggot. You enjoy idolizing pedophiles murderers human traffickers and drug pushers that are trying to enslave your people and destroy your nation? The ones poisoning your air food and water and injecting vaccines into children to give them autism and make them retarded? Talk some more about autism you ignorant fucking moron hick. All just a big laugh right? hahah hahah so funny they poison our water with fluoride and bring in shitskins to rape our women right guys? hahah this fun right guise? Shoot yourself in the fucking face and rink some more fluoride motherfucker

they say the greeks were the first to invent lovemaking
>they say the romans were the first to try it on women

>"And are you sure we're done here?"

>"We obeyed Titus's orders to the letter, Claudius, we've destroyed their capital, killed most of the men, bound slaves in chains and dispersed the survivors. They're crushed just like the Carthaginians before them, this is the last we've heard of Judea.

>"Hmm, I suppose you're right, time to report back to Rome and bring the spoils with us."

Much Later.......

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romanes eunt domus

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>t. assblasted gaul
Dude you're rambling about fluoride in a thread about ancient Rome lol

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stupid motherfuckers like you will saying da Jews da Jews! It has always been Rome you cum guzzling shit for brains

Yah go snort some you stupid motherfucker

>tfw schizoid barbarians blame you for fluoridation and vaccines

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I do not think you are accurate and truthful, sorry if I do not believe you

Good, because those pics are from Roman Egypt and Africa

Best Rome was middle-Republic Rome. After 100BCE, it all went to shit. Blame Marius and Sulla.

How long do you think the kikes will go on about the 500 thousand? Hadrian literally did nothing wrong by banning them from Jerusalem

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Fuck off mountain jew

>TFW you watch the slaves you once conquered be embraced by the leftists in the city.
>TFW you watch those slaves turn on those leftists in the cities
>TFW you watch those "barbarians" blockade and sack "liberals"
>TFW you realize 800 years was destroyed by leftism
>TFW you realize the Christians you prosecuted have values that will survive the aftermath
>TFW you realize the Roman Catholic empire tried to mimic the Christians
>TFW you realize the actual Christians made a come back
>TFW you realize the Roman Catholics are leftists in disguise
>TFW HISTORY REPEATS

just came back from a tour of duty from fighting Dacians and suddenly my hometown of Massilia is 80% slave. What gives?

Romans did not liberate Judea. They destroyed the temple and then eventually dispersed the people inhabiting the region.

Marian reforms were pretty good desu

Is he /ourguy/? Manlets like Anthony and Octavian need not apply.

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>170795112
Because they had no methods for mass destruction

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Reminder that Romans were shitposters.

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>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

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This is a refreshing bread

>literally Marseille today

Yes we do, kikes are always BY FAR the #1 enemy?

>sneak out with the slave boy to the garden at night and talk by the pond
>have the time of my life and we’re in the stables until morning
>Father still expects me to marry a woman and carry on the family line

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds.

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kek

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>sneak out with the lads to the brothel
>select an exotic Gallic whore
>have an amazing conversation with her as she speaks our language
>find out the legions killed her parents and siblings then sold her into slavery, where she brought to the whorehouses
>bust one in her mouth while thinking how glorious it is to directly sample the fruits of our past victories
Signed up with the legions the next day and have not regretted it.

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>Greek plays is bad for your daughter
So you want your daughter to be a communist?
COMMIE SUBHUMAN DECTECTED

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>posting art of a literal reincarnation cult from egypt

I should just share user's other one too at this point

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This play is the best because every high school will made students read Lysistrata by Aristophanes as a progressive work of fiction that showed women as competent leaders (which it doesn't, it's a comedy). Assemblywomen delves deeper into ancient Greek views on women and it's really... entirely correct.

>Lysistrata is progressive
They're reading it wrong its about how women will control men through sex and men need to resist by not letting their urges drive them.

But yeah I totally agree with you

Also it explains why Greek women were bitches at least partly since it makes fun of the women for being extremely hairy and having unibrows. Greek women were notoriously salty about that. That is why roaches are super hairy is because they are the descents of shitskins that you know mixed with Greek women

Yes! The explanation I was given was:
>Lysistrata is an early example of progressivism because women were able to solve the problem of war in Athens by taking power for themselves
This is wrong because Aristophanes was mocking the current Athenian government by saying "even women could solve this problem." Not very feminist. You are correct about women controlling men with sex, another key part to the satire.
>Lysistrata still reflects some problematic views, especially since it ends with women going back to their homes and Greece's new borders being decided upon by men ogling an attractive young woman.
This was not problematic at all- it was a satire with a happy ending. The men admit that they were incompetent, women go back to their place, and the war is over. The play even made fun of different accents and cultures- something that might be considered racist or whatever.

Rome is in trouble. Rome is a huge mess, believe me.

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You make a good point user

>Blame Marius and Sulla
only m*rius is to blame
he ruined the army, turning into private armes for warlords
All good reactionaries support Sulla and the optimates restoring the constitution

amice, tard

Trumpirius Keksius will truly make Rome Imperium again.

Blame or praise whoever you want leaf but remember who really profited from the whole ordeal. Crassus

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Yo my buddy Wolfgang here and me want to know where the Roman women at

A link, because there are too many tiles in the mosaic.
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>>TFW your daughter watches Greek plays
Nothing wrong with this, We took the Greek culture and made it our own. We understand the natural and organic symbiosis between our two people. Appreciating other cultures is what keeps civilization alive
>>TFW your son never joined the legion
This is the slippery slope. Without discipline and above all, purpose in life we find a crumbling generation that is doomed to fall into depression and degeneracy.
>>TFW your province is 44% barbarian
The barbarian culture mocked and humiliates the Roman way of life. Allowing them to live among us without respect for our way of life is what will progress hatred and division among the populace
>>TFW The legate is riding you ass
This is understandable with rising tensions within the Empire.
>>TFW kids keep becoming christians
This was the nail in the coffin.