ITT: Incel greentext stories

Post 'em

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>be virgin
>get shot

this will be reality in a few years

>be me (about a dozen years ago)
>18 y/o awkward virginbro, decent looking but with no game
>horny as fuck, decide to hop on AdultFriendFinder
>unsuccessfully use all trial messages in vain
>give up
>several days later receive message from a couple
>fat brown dude with his pretty decent looking brown wife (7/10)
>"hey user, we are swingers looking for a third. would you be okay with fucking my wife while I watch"
>fuck yeah I would, why not
>IM with them a bit, they tell me to meet them at a motel several towns away
>tell parents I'm heading to a friend's for the evening, take their car
>meet pajeet and his "wife" at the motel
>she's decently good looking, nice tits and ass, shy personality, looks only a couple years older than me
>dude is definitely in his 30s at least, looks fairly old
>get naked with the girl, start fooling around, condom goes on
>nut almost instantly
>did not tell them that I was a virgin
>start apologizing, they don't seem to care
>fuck girl again, disregard condoms
>nut inside her, nut on her, nut on the bed, nut on the floor, nut everywhere
>pajeet sitting in the corner with his laptop the entire time
>8 am next morning rolls around, I'm still fucking this girl for the 8th or 9th time with my semi-limp, chafed cock
>phone rings
>parents asking where the fuck I am with their car and why I was out all night
>whoops, lol, fell asleep on the couch at friendo's
>"GET YOUR ASS HOME RIGHT MEOW"
>nut inside girl one last time
>"thanks pajeet and wife, you guys are awesome"
>they tell me to message them sometime and we can meet up again
>drive home
>get grounded

>The "wife" sends me an IM several months later
>makes several admissions about herself and her "husband"
>they are in fact brother and sister and he was abusing her since she was a child
>she wanted an experience with someone young and close to her age, which is where I came in
>turns out she got pregnant that night and later aborted our child

mfw

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Ideas I quickly came up with for solving the “incel” problem:

The Surveillance State
>state-enforced heterosexual monogamy
>cameras and microphones in every room of every house, and on every tree of every forest, with AI detecting anyone who tries anything illegal
>anyone who has sex outside of marriage gets euthanized by robot death squads
>divorce, polygamy, and homosexual relationships are illegal
The no-“stirrings” Pill
>everyone in the society except for a select few takes a pill each day, which keeps them from having any sexual desires or urges
>to incentivize people to not skip taking the pill, the pill would have many side benefits, such as increased intelligence and ability to concentrate
The MGTOW’s wet dream
>genocide all the vaginas, therefore everyone’s a “virgin” no matter what
The TERF’s wet dream
>genocide everyone with a Y-chromosome, therefore no incels
Fictional dystopian societies where incels don’t exist:
>Brave New World
>1984
>The Handmaid’s Tale
Chad’s Proposal
>anyone who hasn’t had sex by age 18 gets “deloused”, if you get what I’m saying
The Theocracy
>brainwash the population into never having sex outside of marriage
The Commie’s Plan
>give women out to all the incels
The Sexbot Solution
>give sexbots out to all the incels

>be me
>27 year old Armenian autist living in Leafistan
You know the rest

What the fuck?
So many levels of degeneracy.
Worst way to loose your virginity.
Fucking Christ, end the world

I see you eternal virgin and your international beta friends

And I see you, angry flaggot.
Incels don't see inceldom as a problem in the first place.
My post was very neutral.
First I said we should lethally inject everyone who has sex outside of marriage, then I said we should gas anyone who fails to have sex by age 18.

Damn son.