/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU'RE THE NEW WORLD POLICEMAN NOW, EUFAGS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump takes America out of Iran Nuke Deal 5/8/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Swede+Finn DMs 5/8/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Swede+Finn DMs 5/8/18
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>DirLegAffairs Short Presser 5/8/18
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>DepSoS Suullivan @Council of the Americas 5/8/18
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>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Budget 5/8/18
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>UNAmb Haley @Council of the Americas 5/8/18
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>USDASec Perdue opens farmers market 5/8/18
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>WH Video: FLotUS Be Best 5/8/18
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>FLotUS Melania launches "Be Best" Campaign 5/7/18
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>VP Pence @OAS 5/7/18
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>AG Sessions @AZ LEO conference 5/7/18
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>AG Sessions on illegal immigration @SanDiego CA 5/7/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/MEX FS Videgaray 5/7/18
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/UK FS Johnson 5/7/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/7/18
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>WH Video: FLotUS Melania Trump's Initiative 5/7/18
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>America 1st Policies Video: Support Haspel 5/7/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #35 5/5/18
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SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WAS A JEW NEOCON BOARD

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Mormons are outta here

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>uni fag or paki so booty-blasted and envyous of the US that he 18 posts by this ID about penis'

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Personally I think we should just kill people.

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I really hope Pelosi keeps saying she will raise taxes if she takes the House, it will be amazing if she lost her seat

Death to sandniggers

I like America first.

MAGA

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Fun fact: only 2 European countries (Ireland and Romania) have an average penis size smaller than that of the average American. Aside from those two, ALL other European countries have bigger dongs. The average Icelandic guy has a 1.5" advantage over the average American (lmao). Not only that, Europeans are uncut too, so the pleasure (for American women) is enhanced.

Is this why American guys are so obsessed with muh guns and attacking Europeans? Damn, I never knew

Where were you when Americans were confirmed for dicklets?

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I'm actually okay with this. I hope the Boy Scouts crashes and burns.

>this poster has a tiny benis

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>dude we need more members
>lose half a million and dissolve within Utah

I like how bibi puts fuck all effort into what he's showing and it works

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Bullets are cheap, and they're foreign invaders

Based mormons.

Just read Antonio Gramsci and avoid all that bullshit "cultural hegemony" and you'll be fine, it has already set here in my country.

Excellent

So these are the people leftists support

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Siiiiii emperador!

So how about getting dem hostages freed?

alright /ptg/

you get 4 wishes with this baby

let's hear them..

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>All apologies

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Yeah I'm ready to ship my Eagle shit back

>Mormons make sure Mittens can't get into the senate that easily
>Now this
Are they finally learning how to win?

>All they ever can do is burn some cloth
lol sandniggers are so worthless

I was promised Mueller being BTFO hours ago


Who dared to lie and why?

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t. Tiny benis American

McCain lives forever

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And a good way of doing that is pass the curse of being the world policemen onto someone else. Let the Yuros die for Israel.

I like how he includes hispanics,asians and niggers as an attempt to shame whites. Makes no sense. O B S E S S E D.

thats a lot of dem votes

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-raise taxes
-take guns
Winning combo

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Beautiful

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I'm basically at that point. Until risk outweighs benefit, it's not going to get better.

Repeal the 1965 Immigration act and 3 blowjobs

wow she's such a fucking faggot

1. increased wages for americans
2. peace
3. qt3.14avgkoreangf
4. $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Someone JUST her.

I heard, not sure if it's true, that there was a fuckup with the paperwork so things got delayed

Go mormons!

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Bittersweet

NONONONONO

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>National Socialism will become the universally dominant ideology in majority white nations and America
>Eugenics will become widespread and accepted
>Cancer is cured
>Biological immortality is achieved

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What other groups are available for boys? No way I’d ever put my son into the BSA now.

Gonna be an amazing photo op for midterms

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Oh shit, that wasn't a good idea

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for traps to not be gay
the monkeypawing is that it turns them into women

Nukes for Africa, Asia ( Middle East + China ), South and Central America, Genocide of all Muslims independent of sect

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Knowing how the monkey paws work it should bite you in the butt.
I was honestly at that point since last June.
Why 3?

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>europe
>allies

>tfw Germany goes reverse nazi
>already has the territory from fostering the supranation first

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THE STATE OF NEW YORK IS RUN BY A RICH AND POWERFUL SEX CULT

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1: all jews dead
2: humans control the local star cluster
3: I dunno be like a god or something
4: cats can talk now why the hell not

>INSPECTOR GENERAL REPORT WORSE THAN EXPECTED

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you just have to word the wishes very carefully

it's like appearing in court

I wish for the monkey's paw to stop working.

what did she mean by this?

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A FUCKING FISH HAT

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Finny, you don't know how the monkey paw works do you?

4H

>We're not actually a news organization that only cares about Jewish interests

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Hmmm.

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you didnt even need your fourth wish

Lol imagine trying to insure that.

Mandatory enforcement of the Communist Control Act.

How could it backfire? Foolproof!

dead eyes

I've been operating under the theory that the Numale(tm) has evolved over the last 20 years to exhibit facial hair as a cover for their lower testosterone levels. It's the body overcompensating for, and fighting back against the lack of maleness by producing beards on men who would otherwise not have such prominent hair features.

Basically, the body itself is fighting an unknown organism, itself, by mimicking what is natural in other healthy males, in a last ditch effort to save itself, and appear, to others, to be male.

????
it's just rapist sandniggers
don't get hollywood about it
which, coincidentally is also rapist sandniggers
hah

How about we chill with the suppositions and wait for it to come out.

yes the guard can just monitor areas and maintain positions which frees up all the border patrol personnel to go and arrest people
it's legally unassailable because the guard isn't really enforcing the law just literally guarding the border and various facilities

mommy gf like heather that plays into my fetishes

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I wish this was real

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1 - eternal prosperity for whites.
2 - The only human race to colonize the entire universe and claim supremacy of earth will be white homo-sapiens.
3 - All knowledge will be gained and will be in every single member of the human species starting in the near future
4 - Eternal happiness and sentience for all of mankind.

isn't he the violent rapist guy?

0/10 would not send pizza

Naturally

NRO purged Ann Coulter, Peter Brimelow, and John Derbyshire for “racism” because they wanted to stop immigration.

A homosexual who calls for conservatives to embrace transgenderism, however, is perfectly fine with them.

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nano bots that act as artificial red blood cells so I can run miles on a single breath
flawless remote viewing ability

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...

Neighbor trying to get free beer and pizza.

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It took Conservatism less than five years to adopt homosexuality as a principled conservative value. Now, they’re already waiving the rainbow flag for Transgenderism.

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>3 - All knowledge will be gained and will be in every single member of the human species starting in the near future
>4 - Eternal happiness and sentience for all of mankind.
I assume you mean whites == humans, right?

I wish the person with the best wishes for the best progress of humanity, got to have the rest of the wishes.

Yes

#BREAKING: Saudi Arabia says it will pursue nuclear weapons if Iran does the same, minister says to @AFP

latest rumor is by end of may

if it is a strong report I hope they dont release it on a fucking friday

>kikes w/ "protect trans kids" sign
INSTANT, PUBLIC EXECUTION

Germany and supernations go together.
Huh when you put it like that go for it.

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Fun fact: only 2 European countries (Ireland and Romania) have an average penis size smaller than that of the average American. Aside from those two, ALL other European countries have bigger dongs. The average Icelandic guy has a 1.5" advantage over the average American (lmao). Not only that, Europeans are uncut too, so the pleasure (for American women) is enhanced.

Is this why American guys are so obsessed with muh guns and attacking Europeans? Damn, I never knew

American guys literally can't compete with European guys, which is why they get IMMENSLEY BUTTHURT at us wherever possible.
>E.eeeurocucks
Dicklets stfu.

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s-surely it will be released soon

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>any day now I swear!
tired of this shit

Catapult them over the border.

The last two are at odds with each other. Tone it down a bit.