Why are Brits so bad at military?

Brits subhumans hate thread
These literal subhumans should have been exterminated long time ago

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I don't remember doing anything to Algeria recently. What's your beef?

I hope every day that all Brits will be burned to death, screaming like children

Any particular reason?

They have been 100% dependant on other countries in military campaigns since ww1, why would they nees to be good at it?

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Need*

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His sister probably got Angloed

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Anglos are subhumans

>Anglos are subhumans
>But we'll brave deserts and oceans for the opportunity to live with them

Hi Chang.

>screaming like children

honestly I wouldn't want to wish that onto anyone, even those that hate me. I wonder
what we did for you to be so triggered.

i'm a proud Quebecian
We're going to be independent soon

Fuck Anglo subhumans

>I'm a proud Quebecian
>Speaks English

;^)

>Anglos are subhumans
this is not a news

>Quebecian
>We're going to be independent soon

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says the Algerian.

I am still mad you tried to take our guns Dad

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You're forgiven for the tea.

Reminder that they're the only major European power that never conquered Europe

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You should be angry at the French, not the British.

YOU CANT MAKE ME DRINK TEA DAD

Lose twice against The Netherlands, third time gotta call in the french and germans otherwise the brits couldnt win

pathetic

Fuk you , meme country pot smuggler.

you got a license for that?

>It was the largest surrender of British-led forces in history.

kek
Britain was already an irrelevant shithole even 80 years ago

Obvious bait is obvious

Britannia literally gave birth to the civilised world.

Britain is the best country in the world bar none and any Algerian mewling falls on the ears of the British like the death rattle of a syphilitic baby.

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*surrenders to japs

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shouldnt that be x -> 0?

yes they are

Can someone post here unmixed Anglo-Saxon cuties? I can't find any.

That's the joke

Come on to my next time travel trip and we'll pick some up

Get in the car, we’re going back to /sci/.

based

It wasn't a decisive victory.

Er, sorry about that, boss.

We did historically. We've held parts of France and Scandinavia at various points in history, as well as Ireland and places like Malta, Cyprus and Gibraltar.

Don't even recognise yer flag mate, keep sending us your valuable resources though, cheers.

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Is not that they are bad at fighting armies. But they are or were way better at sea.
Europe in general is the master of the sea.

They do behave like children totally ignoring defeats they suffered or creating a thousands excuses for it. Pic related a battle lost entirely to British Officers hubris.

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>We've held parts of France and Scandinavia at various points in history,

No you didn't
Parts of France and Scandinavia held you, not the contrary

5,000 killed or wounded on Brit side
5,092 killed or wounded on Jap side
Runs out of supplies due to them being naval blockaded and the fleet is busy fighting like 10 other nations.

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The North Sea Empire (pic related) was ruled from England, so it kind of counts.

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She looks weird.

Why? So you can sell the ashes? You improvised cunt.

Because they can't get the Welsh and Scottish to do all their fighting for the anymore

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Don't we all user

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We paid it off in less than a decade nigger
Then you tried to invade us again and got stuffed
We aren't allies only enemies with mutual goals

1812 was a strategic British victory. We were well on the path to victory before you started begging for peace.

>It kind of counts
You have been ruled by Danes for almost 500 years and before that other Aryan groups. There was MAYBE a century of actual British rule of britian post Roman fall

That's better, thanks.

>a bunch of Danes conquer England and retain their Scandinavian lands
>"Haha, England is of great warrior!! We ruled Scandinavia!!"

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No such thing as Anglo Saxons unless you count the mufbloods from the northeast costal towns and villages
The blood of the nation of britian are literally only 8% Saxon
You want to see an actual Saxon woman look up the Welsh, they are literally the byproduct of Normans mixing with saxons

Not an anglo

>1812 was a strategic British victory
Yes because the battle of New Orleans never happened right?
Kill yourself

Thats no where close to everyone else.

nice list

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Post in your own language, see how you get on.

It;s the ither way around. The Welsh are often called the "last true Britons" because they were largely untouched by the Norman and Anglo-Saxon invasions. The east of England is around ~70% Anglo-Saxon.

Wrong.

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be somewhat honest

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You realise that happened after the peace treaty had been signed right, you won one battle that made absolutely no difference to the outcome of the war. Congratulations.

>getting outflanked and surrounded by Japs on bicycles, then surrendering
this is so bad only the Brits could manage it

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>The east of England is around ~70% Anglo-Saxon.
Wrong, multiple studies have shown that only 8% of your population has any Saxon blood at all. Of which the majority are concentrated in the Northeast as that is where Saxon traders settled after the Normans took over the isles.
The Welsh are Norman and Saxon mixes ffs the name Welsh literally means foreigner
But that's okay, pretend reality doesn't exist to fit your bullshit narrative
I don't think you understand, she isn't of Anglo blood. Every facial features she has is scandi.
Or are you next going to tell me Nick Frost is an Anglo just because he was born in the UK?

A French family was ruling England during the HYW
It was more an instance of Western France holding England than of England holding Western France

And anyway, holding half of France =/= holding Europe
This doesn't compare in anyway to the other nations on the pic

>happened after the peace treaty had been signed
No it happened during, the signing of the treat literally didn't even reach the city for another week after it was signed
And despite what you said being false even were it true that wouldn't change you got your asses handed to you. Or are you seriously suggesting that your men didn't fight harder because a peace treaty they didn't even know existed was signed?
Anglo scum truly are the worst at trying to justify their propaganda

You're wasting your time, Anglos only know how to try and take credit for the accomplishments of others because they are THE cuck race

yeah but England was busy creating the largest global empire in existence and succeeded in making English the widest spoken language today. Show some respect

>Wrong, multiple studies have shown that only 8% of your population has any Saxon blood at all.
The average is 30%.

theguardian.com/science/2015/mar/18/genetic-study-30-percent-white-british-dna-german-ancestry

There's a map somewhere showing the distribution of Anglo-Saxon genes in different places in the UK. I'll try and find it.

>I don't think you understand, she isn't of Anglo blood. Every facial features she has is scandi.
A lot of Brits have that phenotype. Are you saying Brits can't have blonde hair? Pic related.

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>yeah but England was busy creating the largest global empire in existence
An empire of dirt taken from subhumans

>and succeeded in making English the widest spoken language today.
That's wrong, America made English language the international language when we became the world's superpower after WW2
Before that, French was the lingua franca (even at the peak of the British meme Empire in 1914)

Not looking very hard then are you?

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>Date January 8–18, 1815
>The Treaty of Ghent had been signed on December 24, 1814
I'm not denying one of the battles in that war was won by you, we did not win a flawless victory, congratulations.

>The Welsh are Saxons
Fucking brainlet.

Jesus, the jealousy in this thread is unreal.
Lets have a look at some British military history shall we?
Blenheim (War of the Spanish Succession)
13 August 1704
Culloden (Jacobite Rebellion of 1745)
16 April 1746
Plassey (Seven Years War)
23 June 1757
Quebec (Seven Years War)
13 September 1759
Lexington (American War of Independence)
19 April 1775
Salamanca (Peninsular War)
22 July 1812
Waterloo (Napoleonic Wars)
18 June 1815
Aliwal (First Sikh War)
28 January 1846
Balaklava (Crimean War)
25 October 1854
Rorke’s Drift (Zulu War)
22-23 January 1879
Gallipoli (World War One)
25 April 1915 – 9 January 1916
Somme (World War One)
1 July – 18 November 1916
Megiddo (World War One)
19 September – 31 October 1918
El Alamein (World War Two)
23 October – 4 November 1942
D-Day and the Battle for Normandy (World War Two)
6 June – 25 August 1944
Imphal/Kohima (World War Two)
8 March – 3 July 1944
Imjin River (Korean War)
22-25 April 1951
Goose Green (Falklands War)
28-29 May 1982
Musa Qala (War in Afghanistan)
17 July -12 September 2006
All victories for queen and country while the mutts couldn't even take Vietnam from some rice men in straw hats. Remember you only have a country because we gave one to you...

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At least post one that's above a 5/10.

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Don't worry anons, replacement is in progress
Poles, Romanians, Bulgarians, Hungarians, Slovaks on one side and pakis on other.
UK will be a battlefield between slavs and muzzies when race war starts

>Also
can someone post full version of this gif, I'm retarded

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>all those desperate anglo subhumans

unironically, KYS

>Wrong, multiple studies have shown that only 8% of your population has any Saxon blood at all. Of which the majority are concentrated in the Northeast as that is where Saxon traders settled after the Normans took over the isles.
Saxons settled in the south of what is now England, not the north east. The Angles settled the north east.
Also the Saxons conquered parts of Britain centuries before the Normans ever came into being as a people.

>The Welsh are Norman and Saxon mixes ffs the name Welsh literally means foreigner
The Welsh are not largely descended from either of those groups. Welsh doesn't mean 'foreigner' either, the word it ultimately derives from did, but 'Welsh' has for centuries meant a specific ethnic/cultural/linguistic group.

If Anglos are subhumans then which groups aren't?

>Blenheim (War of the Spanish Succession)
>13 August 1704
Wow, a coalition victory (in which most allied troops were Germans)

>Culloden (Jacobite Rebellion of 1745)
>16 April 1746
Wow, you defeated a bunch of Scottish rebels in a civil war
Now that's impressive

>Plassey (Seven Years War)
>23 June 1757
Damn, you managed to defeat a ragtag poo-in-loo army after convincing half of it to defect
Magnificent

>Quebec (Seven Years War)
>13 September 1759
You mean the Plains of Abraham
I'll give it you you, altho you outnumbered the enemy
Not really impressive numbers-wise, but at least it was a victory against a real major power

>Lexington (American War of Independence)
>19 April 1775
Wow, defeating a ragtag rebel army, so impressive

>Salamanca (Peninsular War)
>22 July 1812
Another coalition victory....
Once again, not really impressive numbers-wise, but at least it was a victory against a real major power

>Waterloo (Napoleonic Wars)
>18 June 1815
Aaaaaand another coalition victory in which most of allied troops were Germans
Enemy was also outnumbered btw

>Aliwal (First Sikh War)
>28 January 1846
Wow, beating poo-in-loo

>Balaklava (Crimean War)
>25 October 1854
Another coalition battle, not even a victory

>Rorke’s Drift (Zulu War)
>22-23 January 1879
Wow, managing to defeat African hunter-gatherers

>Gallipoli (World War One)
>25 April 1915 – 9 January 1916
Troll?

>Somme (World War One)
>1 July – 18 November 1916
Another coalition battle, not even a victory

>Megiddo (World War One)
>19 September – 31 October 1918
A coalition battle against heavily outnumbered turks....

>El Alamein (World War Two)
>23 October – 4 November 1942
I'll give you that because of Rommeln but Italians hindered the Germans

>D-Day and the Battle for Normandy (World War Two)
>6 June – 25 August 194
Coalition victory against outnumbered enemy

The rest are meme coalition battles against subhumans
Seriously, is that all you got?

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Kill him yourself you fat fucking pussy

isnt singapore like a sex tourist hub these days?

>an empire of dirt taken from subhumans

So the French (Canada + Malta), Spanish (Caribbean+Gibraltar) Dutch (South Africa) Chinese (Hong Kong) and Germans (Papua New Guinea, Tanzania, Namibia, pacific islands) are all subhumans are they? Maybe the chinks are understandable but the rest are all white.

French count aswell.

>So the French (Canada + Malta), Spanish (Caribbean+Gibraltar) Dutch (South Africa) Chinese (Hong Kong) and Germans (Papua New Guinea, Tanzania, Namibia, pacific islands) are all subhumans are they?

Yes, they are
Spanish, French and German colonial empires were garbage
But these countries also had glorious European empires, unlike Britain

Don't try to make it seem like most of your empire was taken from these countries
Literally 90% of your meme empire was taken from subhumans
Pic related is how big your empire was after the last time you fought Europeans for it
Literally everything else (70% of the empire at peak) was stolen from backward tribes

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Brits has been weaker than Japs since 1930
They did almost nothing to contribute to the victory of the allied force

BTFO by Nazis
BTFO by Japs

literal meme country

>india
>backwards tribes

You didn't held shit roastbeef. House of Plantagenet and Duke of Normandy are french descent. So your kangz were French, but too retarded to speak it, they kept talking English and spread that degeneracy in France during the hundred Year war but got BTFO by a virgin. You lame ass bums.

YOU WUZ FRENCH AND SHEIIIT

>a litteral who? nation questions britains superiority

lmao be quiet you nobody,i dont even know where you are on a map because you are that unimportant.

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we colonized your coast at britanny for a while didnt we not? fuck off pierre trying to claim out shit

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Americans are a mixture of niggers , monkeys and germans.

Boi, it doesn't change the fact your lame ass Kingdom is Nothing less than a french subject, and if it wasn't for that you roastbeefs would have never step a foot on France you "Brettons"... foh.

lol too many butthurt anglo subhumans ITT

lmao fucking anglos deserve all the shit they get

He probably tried to emigrate but was rejected.

>it’s another British hate thread

Imagine being so cucked that you’re forced to speak and use the language of a people that you hate so much.

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So do mutts

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seriously speaking though, which would have won, uk or nip if they have fought 1 on 1
i know USSR, USA and NAZIS were the top three