Every time it looks like he's in the shit, he rolls out the way of danger and comes up smelling of roses. Victory from the jaws of defeat, defies the odds, turns the tables, the Trump curse, instant karma... whats his mystery power?
How does Trump do it?!
Levi Ramirez
Lucas Richardson
His power is called, "Democrats will be leaving him unimpeached in order to crush Republicans in elections for years to come".
Jaxon Foster
Israel, greatest ally
Adrian Ortiz
The Tribe looks out for their own.
Connor Ortiz
his kung fu is strong
Camden Powell
HAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE
Daniel Sanchez
>e
So Democrats let him win then? InfinityD chess?
Jayden Foster
So Democrats are actually even more stupid then they appear? They have to be if this is their hope and strategy (not saying that impeachment would help them).
Jace Bennett
>when we are losing so hard we win
Austin Sanders
>Decides to meet with Jew-Killers.
Kayden Peterson
God determines the outcomes of battles
Brandon Ward
HELLOOOOO HES THE FUCKING GOD EMPEROR
Thomas Harris
Excellent attempt at mental gymnastics. A Trump shekel for the good goy.
Zachary Smith
He does play nice with the Jews, is he playing them? “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
Grayson Martin
I love how you were chanting WW3 when he threatened Noko with Fire & Fury
I love how you were chanting WW3 when he bombed some buildings in Syria
And after all nothing happens, it must be sad that your life is so shit that think that a War is going to improve your life quality.
Ryder Walker
checked and keked
>if your enemies let you lose, you win
Jaxson Watson
Prayers and GOD
Jack Brooks
And ignore the subject as always.
Poor leftyfaggot thinking that he is actually doing something to turn this place in leftypol 2.0
Owen Evans
Hudson James
>"The Tribe looks out for their own."
>Hes not bombing Noko right now after they killed Otto.
Sebastian White
divine protection
happy day of ascension
Carter Reed
The GOP has been conditioned towards abject partisanship. That's all. Trump didn't start it, Trump himself is easily swayed by the propaganda that the GOP markets it with as well.
He just exposes this truth because he's not intelligent enough to maintain a pretense for very long.
The truth is that the GOP machine would work just as hard for a piece of rebar, or a dead squirrel.
As long as they can weekend-at-bernie up signatures when they need them, nothing else matters, at all.
Trump's not even the best example of this fact, GWB and Reagan are the posterchildren for how the GOP has no values and therefore does not hold their own accountable.
Trump is nothing compared to GWB for example. Trump tells lies to run down the clock or to get applause.
GWB for example told one lie that got well over a million killed and sunk an entire region into anarchy, and pissed away trillions of tax dollars to run it through his buddies pockets.
Wait until somebody smart gets in and really takes advantage of this.
Then we're all going to see some truly crazy shit.
Levi Powell
God Bless the President of the United States and the United States that he Protects.
PRAY, REPENT!
Jace Flores
Trump is either a genius or he has something like divine protection. If he actually achieves world peace he is pretty much confirmed for antichrist. I kind of look forward to the end of the world at this point.
Juan Nelson
4d chess is real
Carter Morris
What a pussy. Young man needs to learn commitment. That gap is nothing.
Jayden Thompson
So far we have,
Hes a good goy
Hes god emperor
Praying/god/divinity
Dumb luck of a GOP puppet
Dems letting him win so GOP loses... eventually
and Kung Fu
I thought it was time travel.
Jacob Taylor
is this famous aussie shitposting
or you just being cucks?
Nathan Foster
Swede calling Assies cucks, get fucked mate.
Oliver Williams
ngiyabonga
Andrew Sanchez
inept opponents
William Howard
time travel
Julian Sullivan
standards of the country have become too low. trump is unironically going to be credited for the downfall of America, which is very close. He has led us down a slippery slope and i dont think theres anything that can change our course
Oliver Flores
He's attained CHIM
We're just dumb NPCs in comparison
Hunter Scott
Muh boo hoo wave.
Ethan Hernandez
God has blessed him
Isaiah Kelly
It's called the trump tactic. He does this shit everytime, first does something controversial then comes out with some nobel peace prize shit.
Jaxon Williams
Because God is not a God of "love", he is one of righteous favor and Trump brims with God's favor to the lament of us all.
Ian Sullivan
It's called joke country.
Not that in Italy would go in a different way.
Connor Bailey
His mystery power is simply not being what the media portrays him to be. That's all.
Ryan Wilson
aussies continue to be the best posters on Jow Forums day in day out
Lucas Martinez
>88
wow, absolutely wasted
Carson Sullivan
CHIM?
Luis Torres
just looked this up
the King of Rape sounds like an okay fellow
Thomas Garcia
It's called "Jesuit Theater" would you ask the same about Bruce Willis in Die Hard(1-4)?
Nicholas Flores
>toddlers against trump
If only the mother knew how right that is lol.
Leo Phillips
He is the closest thing to a real god this world has seen in a long time.
William Morales
So how to brim with gods favor please, asking for friend.
Gabriel Garcia
so far so good
Brayden Flores
God. Trump was chosen for this role, user. Should have been obvious considering God has a history of using the most unlikely of people to do His will. In fact, I'd argue it's one of God's favorite past times to pick people who others look down upon to humiliate them.
It's quite entertaining to watch.
Justin Young
If you impeach your enemies, they win
Cameron Fisher
Literally being a sleazy salesman.
Jordan King
Lincoln Peterson
That is intentional. He just mumbles something muddy, media reveals his opponenets' position regarding the issue, he just chooses the most acceptable response and corrects his original stance.
The same approach is good in business, but it's not really good for the government. Because it prevents useful discussion, it's always "us" against "them".
Nathan Sanchez
The old bait and switch, so how come they keep falling for the same simple trick over and over?
Hudson Campbell
There are ways to avoid it in business, but there's not really a way to avoid it in politics, that's why I think it's not healthy to use this method in government.
In business you can just be as cryptic as the person you're dealing with. But in politics you need to create a consensus to make things work, that requires effectively communicating your position.