/ptg/ President Trump General - High Alert Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania celebrate Military Spouses 5/9/18
youtu.be/tLERAQzdygI
>Pres Trump Holds a Cabinet Meeting 5/9/18
youtu.be/VhkxfwyDNIQ
>VP Pence working lunch on US/Western Hemisphere 5/9/18
youtu.be/1qxZIdi9x7E
>Confirmation Hearing for CIADir Nominee Haspel 5/9/18
youtu.be/9FmwytUPGhA
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/JCSChair Gen Dunford @Senate on budget 5/9/18
c-span.org/video/?445190-1/
>HHSSec Azar Update on HHS Priorities 5/9/18
youtu.be/7bPsP9DYrR4
>Pentagon Press brief on Iraq/Syr Sitrep (UK Maj Gen Gedney) 5/9/18
youtu.be/rrJV-2mJz6c
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/9/18
youtu.be/NZU6SC4cl9w
>WH Video: Pres Trump pulls out of Iran Nuke Deal 5/9/18
youtu.be/4S83GQJRFr4
>TrumpTV Video: Trump Tax Cuts Provide "Shortway" to Success 5/9/18
youtu.be/ls3EXflyE-8
>Pres Trump takes America out of Iran Nuke Deal 5/8/18
youtu.be/aixso4N2vhI
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Swede+Finn DMs 5/8/18
c-span.org/video/?445228-101/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Swede+Finn DMs 5/8/18
c-span.org/video/?445228-1/
>DirLegAffairs Short Presser 5/8/18
c-span.org/video/?445266-1/
>DepSoS Suullivan @Council of the Americas 5/8/18
youtu.be/Wg0U7hAKeDE
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Budget 5/8/18
c-span.org/video/?445189-1/
>UNAmb Haley @Council of the Americas 5/8/18
c-span.org/video/?445229-1/

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>disdain for plebs

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drumpf

Explain this, Brazil user!

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Free hugs

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>like two hours from release of photo
>still no awoo edit
You're slipping, senpai.

Votes Scheduled: At 12:00pm tmrw, May 10th, the Senate will vote on the following:
1.Confirmation of Cal. #690 Michael Brennan to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Seventh Circuit
2.Motion to invoke cloture on Cal. #729 Joel Carson III to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Tenth Circuit

Further, at 1:45pm, the Senate will vote on the motion to invoke cloture on Exec. Cal. #777 John Nalbandian to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Sixth Circuit

AWOO~

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>he doesn't know about kangaroo people

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free handshakes also

thanks for baking, brother

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famous trump meme user here but retired after he won
i came out of retirement to make /ptg/ a meme in honor of today
i'm a meme vet from the memewars
time for me to slumber again
i'll be back when its time for the real memewar2 to start up again
the one worth trillions of dollars on the line and leaders of power that can change the world forever and drown it in salt
until 2020 don't get tired of winning

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holy FUCK i love Ebola-chan

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So how did it go?
>stuck in NK prison for almost a year
>get released by a glow in the dark CIA nigger
>get told that the north, south, and US are going to be sitting down and discussing denuclearization
>get met at the airport by a hat salesman that's responsible for all of this

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>your flag makes you invisible

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You're welcome, I'm not baking another.

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add sparkles and a white glare

I love Ichigo

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this timeline borders on unbelievable

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Your move, Florida.

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S2 when?

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>A man that sold Trump steaks just solved a hostage crisis

based Trump

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your flag makes you Tay

>i've known for weeks

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Looks like a birth defect on acid

>humble steak salesman saves the world

>Reminder to eat your cum when u masterbate don't let it go to waste

>letting the Kleenex jews steal your gainz
Damn right, user.

i think he's been working toward 'president' his whole life

steak salesman was just one part of that journey

Fox said trump rally today???????????

if another burger went home and grew STRONGER from his cucked humanitarian adventurism in congo 2018

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I wouldn't eat my own cumsies but I would argue that it's not gay for a man to consume his own ejaculate insomuch as it isn't gay for a man to masturbate.

The final step was trucker cap merchant. If you can make that work, you're gold.

There is no bad Darling Girl.

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Sleep well fellow vet I think I remember your work

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we should eradicate ebolachan

MIKE TURN AROUND THERES A FAG FLAG BEHIND YOU

de gay

Yes, Trump rally today!
Elkhart, Indiana.
7:00 PM ET

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this whole "best photo" because it's at taco bell thing is completely stupid; kids have and will always take picture at taco bell
I think they got that age range down. advertising rules

France!

where have you been?

"A man who is doing his True Will has the inertia of the Universe to assist him."

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I pity the people that will have to write the history of this presidency. So much shit happens every single day. It's amazing the speed at which Trump moves. I've never seen a president tackle so many different issues at the same time. Remarkable.

She's the mastermind

Also how the fuck hasn't she been called a KGB agent yet by the media?

>t. cureshill

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Buddy, I had like 9 angel (art) photos ready for you last night and you disappeared on me!

Pence at the dmz literally scared kim into giving up his men along with Trump

today's WSJ cover (went to print before they landed)

Bad form

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WRONG!

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wrong day friend

Get rid of the EPA.

Probably because he's a bitch to Rodman (that name should be a giveaway) and Pence felt the gay force lingering across the land

Disney wants to buy 21CF? Huh.

why not?

we are going to kill all the pedo slave master primary cp producers

why not kill ebolachan too ?

it's not like we are running out of mana here

the meme magic seems to be inexhaustible

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You think Rodman boned Rocket Man? What a timeline this is.

>no trump tweets

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good, fuck comcast

>China article
Haven't been following but are tariffs happening?

Fuck Disney, too, though. There are no winners in this deal.

He's had a big night. He's probably plowing Melania right now. Just imagine it.

Soon.

>>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!

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The come around 6:30 am

>Just imagine it.
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rather be a slave to fake fun than just a regular slave

>worshipping Ebola = being a psychopathic schizo babyfucker
you're a cunt and fuck your spacing

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I'm getting a bit bored with politics, I'm thinking off dropping out entirely of internet
Was I up last night? Well keep posting them then

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So the meeting with Kim will take place in Singapore in the beginning of June.

archive.is/zrVg2

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I like to imagine Melania whispering that in Donald's ear every morning.

Already called it. He's getting the bum tonight. Reverse cowgirl.

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I think that would be fine.

That's the most badass thing I've ever seen. I want a gigantic nuclear button dong.

i do it

to make

you mad

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For America!

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I feel like Melania genuinely enjoys anal. She seems up for pretty much anything.

BRAAAAP

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Is that currently at the Prado? I swear I stared at that just recently while in the Prado. Gorgeous painting. I don’t even bother with modernist shit.

NO CURE FOR LOVE

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That is one fine ass.

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I've been sick and out of commission for the past few days, what's this I'm seeing Stormy was a member of the Smallville-chick sex cult?

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checked

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beautiful BRAAAAPer for her age

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Looks like the first lady doesnt wear thongs

I'm still waiting for Alison Mack's sextape to drop.

>media still upset about ratings joke
Humor can't be this dead.

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Secret Agent W has told the boomers that. I doubt it.

muh wakanda