DUDE

It's
*coughs*
medicinal bro!
*wheezes*
Don't let Big Pharma
*gasps for breath*
fool you!
*dry wretches*
It's just a plant lmao

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Other urls found in this thread:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6296360
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16499939
rebelcircus.com/blog/science-links-marijuana-shrinking-testicles-causing-man-boobs/
herballove.com/articles/untold-secret-about-marijuana-could-make-men-quit-smoking-penis-shrinkage
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6090909
hellomd.com/health-wellness/5609c60b3438380006940000/cannabis-use-has-different-sexual-health-effects-for-men-and-women
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/your-brain-food/201411/amotivational-syndrome-and-marijuana-use
sciencemag.org/news/2014/07/hardcore-pot-smoking-could-damage-brains-pleasure-cent
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocannabinoid_system
massroots.com/learn/what-is-live-resin-cannabis/
youtube.com/watch?v=U7g96bLbg2k
pron.tv/stream/haley420
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

sex while high is awesome. I'd try to get her in bed afterward

>weed isn't degenera-

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Only pussys, new smokers and girls cough.

Getting high and programming is too good.

This

She reminds me of my ex. Good times

Weed has proven estrogenic effects including but not limited to shrinking of testicles, shrinking of the penis, shunted penile growth, man boobs, apathy, lowering of testosterone, and male infertility for chronic abusers. Its a myth that it is completely good for you. Why do you think (((They))) are pushing it so much? Its not because its good for us, but rather it compliments the recently censored industry that produces estrogenic beans. It is going to be used to further feminize western men and leave them neutered.

The good news is many of the effects stop once you stop smoking.

Sources:
Estrogen:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6296360
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16499939

Man Boobs, Penis, Balls and Infertility:
rebelcircus.com/blog/science-links-marijuana-shrinking-testicles-causing-man-boobs/
herballove.com/articles/untold-secret-about-marijuana-could-make-men-quit-smoking-penis-shrinkage

Testosterone:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6090909
hellomd.com/health-wellness/5609c60b3438380006940000/cannabis-use-has-different-sexual-health-effects-for-men-and-women

Apathy:
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/your-brain-food/201411/amotivational-syndrome-and-marijuana-use
sciencemag.org/news/2014/07/hardcore-pot-smoking-could-damage-brains-pleasure-cent

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wtf is that? plastic?

based. also fuck weed i wasted my life on it.

how do i quit weed bros

why is she smoking a used condom?

Our body has a system designed for cannabis. Our body already has cannabinoids. Using it in moderation is not bad.

Cite me a science thesis supporting your claims.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocannabinoid_system

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>All black men smoke weed
>Have the highest test of all races

Somethings not adding up here schlomo.

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yeah whatever brah
*coughs*
its not
*wheezes*
its
*coughs louder*
its not like I ever
*wheezes and gasps for breath*
not like I wanted to own a firearm anyway, dude
*coughs*
besides
*snorts mucus back up into sinus*
its healthier than
*hacks up a lung*
healthier than smoking cigarettes bruh
*wheezes*
at least I can't get emphysema

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The next level is making yourself cough to get even more baked.

that dabs shit is harsh.plus she put enough in there to get ten men high.

one of this days a blood vessel is going explode in your brain

just saying

What a waste, bitch can't hold it in for shit.

I think its resin.

massroots.com/learn/what-is-live-resin-cannabis/

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Oldie but goodie.... "Where'd that blunt go?" Fat ass nigger passes out after trying to toke a blunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=U7g96bLbg2k

Been smoking weed for years and not a single thing on this list has happened to me. Me thinks that it's the tendencies that most people have while consuming cannabis. The majority become lazy slobs, but the ones who still work and keep their body healthy most likely wouldn't experience these (((symptoms)))

You know you're about to get really high when you start coughing

>be colorado
>dude weed will help us fund our schools lmao
>dude it's just a plant lol, what could go wrong
>so what if Californians flock to our state like cockroaches

Its a dab I'm pretty sure. If I recall its pure THC in a wax like form or something.

Oh shit, i've seen porn with that girl. I don't remember her name but it's pretty good.

Dude weed lmao
Dude Rick and Morty lmao
Dude

Ad hominem attacks are all you have pharmajews! You will never stop my late night DUDE WEED threads! NEVER!

Weed is a signifier of loserdom, just like tattoos and a leather jacket is a signifier of a biker.
Not all leather-jacket-wearing-tattoo-afficionados are bikers, but you can't get salty if I mistake you for one.

wow. that really puts that clip in context. she's gonna be fucked up.

> tfw alcoholic
> tfw have severe gout
> tfw i might need to switch to thc but know nothing of the cutlure

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this girl does porn as well

the good stuff enters the bloodstream nigh instantaneously so I usually roll my eyes at you hold it in purists but yeah those were some quick chooms

I did a dab one time when I was really drunk at college and it knocked me on my ass. It was super strong and hit me right away. It's a felony to even posses them here (Wisconsin) so I try to stay away from that stuff and just drink socially now.

pron.tv/stream/haley420

I bet she was stuck on that couch for hours

>Weed
>A prime example of humans perverting another perhaps beneficial plant through manufacture

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Haley420 that's it. Thanks buddy.

Mushrooms are way better

you know what, she really looks racially jewish

she has a similar facial structure to barbara spectre

jewish girls are fucking degenerates sometimes, if not always

Are you actually retarded? Thats hash oil

You only feel like you're getting higher because your brain isn't getting as much oxygen, I try to avoid coughing at all costs.
t. smoker for over 12 years

same, the coughing hurts my throat and ruins the high for me.

I remember being 14 too leaf.

What a waste of wax.

How can people smoke so much.

I think I must have been hyper sensitive to the stuff.

I used to smoke daily 15+ years ago and just half a cone (bowl) would be enough to fuck me up for hours.
I had to stop as I was developing paranoid delusions and hearing voices during sometimes.

How is she smoking I what assume is highly potent stuff in such massive amounts?

If I smoked that much I would probably develop full blown schizophrenia.

Weed was never for me. It always made me anxious and paranoid, but I ignored the side effects and kept smoking because I liked the good parts of the high.

It's weird. I've also done the psychedelic mescaline (from the cactus) and even though the experience was on a whole different level of intensity and quality, I found the trip easier to handle than being high on marijuana. I felt more comfortable despite seeing crazy visuals for hours and delving deep into my subconscious. Having said that I never tripped again on mescaline due to the intensity. It's just too much of a commitment to make again.

It also causes gynecomastia (man boobs). I had this painful little lump in my peck. Went to the doc, got a mammogram and ultrasounds and stuff. Got diagnosed with that. The doc said to not touch it and quit smoking and it would go away. I did, and it went away. I was freaking out because I thought it was cancer, but it was in fact the beginning of a man-boob. I'm not even fat, either.

No wonder you're so retarded

QUIT WEED

QUIT PORN

HELP OTHERS

HAIL VICTORY

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>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6296360
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16499939
Legit studies, but they only refer to marijuana smoke. Edibles/oils seem to have none of the estrogenic effects.
>Cannabis extract in large doses exhibited neither estrogenic nor antiestrogenic effects. Thus, although estrogen receptor binding activity was observed in crude marijuana extract, marijuana smoke condensate and several known components of cannabis, direct estrogenic activity of cannabis extract could not be demonstrated in vivo.

>rebelcircus.com/blog/science-links-marijuana-shrinking-testicles-causing-man-boobs/
Buzzfeed-tier article that quotes the first two studies.

>herballove.com/articles/untold-secret-about-marijuana-could-make-men-quit-smoking-penis-shrinkage
Posting this one is just misleading, since it's about erectile dysfunction due to smoking.
>While weed may not directly lead to shrinkage or prevent enlargement, men who abuse the drug may experience constriction of the arteries that stymie the flow of blood toward the penis.

Compounds in marijuana bind with the estrogen receptor, which can cause gyno and lower testosterone.

sauce

Coughing doesn't increase your high. It's as other user said, lack of oxygen.

I became permanently disabled while working and suffer from chronic pain. It can be quite debilitating. I was given a bunch of opioids by doctors. I wasn't comfortable taking them so I opted out for Marijuana, specifically CBD but occasionally THC to help me sleep. Why should I let some retard that doesn't suffer from stabbing pain in his lower back 20 hours a day tell me I shouldn't relief it?

pron.tv/stream/haley420
i already posted it

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>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6090909
Another legitimate study, except for that it deals with chronic exposure. If you only smoke say, once a week, I don't see why you wouldn't be fine.
>Chronic exposure of laboratory animals, such as rats, mice, and monkeys to marijuana and to the various cannabinoids in marijuana has altered the function of several of the accessory reproductive organs.

>hellomd.com/health-wellness/5609c60b3438380006940000/cannabis-use-has-different-sexual-health-effects-for-men-and-women
Again, intensive marijuana use.
>However, it is important to note that this study related to intensive marijuana use that was primarily recreational in nature.

>psychologytoday.com/us/blog/your-brain-food/201411/amotivational-syndrome-and-marijuana-use
First scentence:
>Studies suggest that people who user moderate amounts of marijuana show no personality disturbances.

>sciencemag.org/news/2014/07/hardcore-pot-smoking-could-damage-brains-pleasure-cent
pic related

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It's the smoke irritating the airways.

I don't like weed but I think it should be legal just because its none of the government's business.

Try having the same kinda pain in your feet, I get where you're coming from user, people don't think about these parts of their bodies until they can't use them like they used to. I'd love for marijuana to be a common medical prescription but recreational faggots keep the stigmas going and harm the chances it has to be taken seriously.

Thanks I will block my neural synapses with THC in this very moment

How are people even surviving dabs that big. I tried a dab once and felt like I was getting high for the first time as a teenager again. I had to get up and leave the party and walk home cause the anxiety was too much to be inside.

You’re not inhaling enough smoke if you’re not coughing every hit you dumb faggot

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She and her stunt cock are boring as fuck.

>not knowing how to smoke safely
I always cringe at stupid shit like that
if you don't know enough to get air in your lungs before, during, and after you take a drag on anything, you will probably have a little problem breathing, yes
on a bong, this is what the carb is for, to mix air so you don't suffocate and fucking die liek a tard
with a cig, always take in more air than smoke
et cetera et cetera et cetera
I've been smoking since the 70s and there are always simple-minded fools who don't know what they are doing and no one will tell them for the lulz so they can laugh.
information is your friend

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>weed and programming
Ffs, if you want to take drugs while programming, use amphetamine

another old pic

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coughing is your natural response
GO WITH THAT IF YOU NEED TO
it helps clear your lungs and throat so bend forward when you can to cough
my lungs would be burnt-out shells if my lungs did not produce mucus to protect
coughing will actually help your breathing by clearing out passageways a little
every little bit helps
protect your lungs - do not inhale pure smoke ever-you will regret it immediately if you do not mix in AIR enough to breathe
and don't eat detergent pods, you damn kids I swear..

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>HELP OTHERS
No.

The problem is people who smoke all the time and use it as a means to escape lifes problems. Those that do that are running away from the problems life has instead of confronting it. This is usually the case with people who suddenly drop out of society. Its those who are not responsible users and do not realize just like anything else you need to use in moderation.

Then again this happens to drug addicts, alcoholics, and drug abusers. Marijuana is literally safer than everything mentioned. The only problem is the habitual usage and using it as a crutch for lifes problems.

Only idiots smoke weed. Real programmers vape dabs off the hot cpu

Leaf here. I'm about to take a fat bong rip. Wish me luck pals.

Aren't you supposed to show something dangerous after that? Are you afraid of the fire, you poof?

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>It's just a plant lmao

So is an opium poppy.

>Smoking opium Is degenerate too.

This is fucking retarded

We have endogenous opioids like endomorphins too, does that make heroin okay?

Someone give her a good slap.

this whole thread is retarded, but you're a special one

he didn't say dangerous

yeah because all you do to poppy plants is roll them up and smoke them right? right? no extreme processing needed? right?

Excellent post, user. Plus, the films starring dirty, dirty jews pushing weed smoking.

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>take a hit user, don't be a square
>Don't you want to get stoned and do hand stuff while watching Adventure Time?

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>you will never have a qt stoner gf

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>the problem is people who smoke all the time

no
the problem is people who suck so bad they drive others to smoke weed in a bid to escape their retarded shit
>drop out of society
being ostracized in every way possible makes this happen
>use it as a crutch
because there is zero support for them in anything anywhere I'm surprised you claim to care while sounding like a vicious cunt who can't stand to see other people trying to have fun in the midst of a nightmare people like you have created

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It's probably similar to people who jog/cycle daily but still drink cola. But neither weed/cola should be recommended for Human consumption.

I'm high, convince me this is bad for me

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I bet if you took 6 months off, you would find a difference

That looks like a full g stretched out. Fucking dumb. That is enough to keep 1 person lit for 48 hours if broken down into about 20 individual hits. She wasted so much of it and probably went for another hit a couple hours later anyways. Chicks like this get the shit by the slab practically for free though cause tits/vagina.

Guys! Why wont my depression go away!
>hits bong
*cough* i don't get it!
>eats junk food
lmao no it's too early for bed
>drinks energy drink
wtf i can't sleep
>hits bong
dude...what?
>plays video games all night
guys i feel like shit

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Did they factor out porn use and masturbation? Because cannabis will make you horny.

Also, they say the same thing about alcohol.

Why not mix some hemlock amongst it? It's just a plant bro lmao

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6 months off? I don't smoke, drink or do drugs.

>It's other peoples fault I do bad stuff

No, it's not.

Oh shoot, my bad, I meant to reply to the same person you were replying to.

>energy drinks

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>(((wikipedia)))

do more than 4 minutes of "research", faggot.

>expectorant
>loosens the nasty shit inhaled throughout the day
>after bong rip cough and hock up the nasty shit that causes the rest of you to have bronchitis and pneumonia

In regards to the OP posted video, what a fucking waste. The full plant bud with all of it's terpenes is better than concentrates unless you're willing to shell out big bucks for the co2 extracted kind.

If you don't vape dry herb you are an idiot inhaling tons of carcinogens, Vape cartridges lose a lot of the plant. Smoking destroys some of the things that get you higher and is unhealthy for the lungs. Dry herb vaping is the only way to go.

>Crude marijuana extract competed with estradiol for binding to the estrogen receptor of rat uterine cytosol. Condensed marijuana smoke also competed with estradiol for its receptor. Pure delta 9-tetrahydrocannabinol, however, did not interact with the estrogen receptor. Ten delta 9-tetrahydrocannabinol metabolites also failed to compete with estradiol for its receptor. Of several other common cannabinoids tested, only cannabidiol showed any estrogen receptor binding. This was evident only at very high concentrations of cannabidiol. Apigenin, the aglycone of a flavinoid phytoestrogen found in cannabis, displayed high affinity for the estrogen receptor. To assess the biological significance of these receptor data, estrogen activity was measured in vivo with the uterine growth bioassay, using immature rats. Cannabis extract in large doses exhibited neither estrogenic nor antiestrogenic effects. Thus, although estrogen receptor binding activity was observed in crude marijuana extract, marijuana smoke condensate and several known components of cannabis, direct estrogenic activity of cannabis extract could not be demonstrated in vivo.

Not even maymaying but I've been smoking every day for a year straight, it's made me very emotional and I wanna stop but I'm kind of afraid too, it's helped out with other issues I had but I'm not sure if its worth it.

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No lie ive had 7 stoned girls all at once and sadly trying to bone that many thots at a time is tedious work but someone had to do it