>Police officers threatened to arrest Facebook users who poked fun at their minuscule drugs bust after seizing a tiny amount of cannabis from a man sat in a car. >But their boast was met by a barrage of sarcastic and hilarious comments - which did not sit well with the officers and they threatened to prosecute the jokers. >One person commented 'You're a clown', while another questioned 'did you fee the ducks... getting paid for a nice bike ride in the park.' >One user added: 'Hope you manage to nail Pablo Escobar this afternoon.' >The post was shared across social media with others commenting: 'Wow that's put a dent in the war on drugs lol.' >While many did stand up in support of the officers, Police Inspector Martin Moizer was still compelled to threaten ban some commentators and even threaten proseuction. >He wrote: 'Unfortunately we have had to ban a number of people from using this page today. >'I would like to remind everyone that this is a police page and whatever your thoughts on one of my officers seizing drugs in the community, being insulting, abusive or offensive can and will result in a prosecution under the Malicious Communications Act 1988.' >The latest storm comes after the same force was mocked for posting a photo of two crates of Strongbow they seized from youths.
These are the weak fucking nerdy jobsworths that got picked on at school given full license to be niggling little jobsworths with the full weight of the courts behind them.
They're fucking nebbish little cunting scum.
Look at this little pencil necked speccy twat. Probably pays to get beat up by Latvian escorts in his spare time. There is no strength of character, leadership or genuine conviction in upholding the law, to the benefit of the community, with these faggots. They're all just power mad little tossers.
In any given town in this country a dozen average grown men could, without weapons, batter the living fuck out of the local constabulary and take over in an afternoon. They ought to bear that in mind.
Jack Moore
Based Bong sees it!
Don't live in any eirie, bin that pedo inquiry!
Adrian Barnes
couldn't agree more user! these cunts would sooner go after small time victimless crime than doing their fucking jobs! I fucking hate the police, they're an embarrassment, almost as bad as the MPs they work for! pic related!
West Yorkshire no doubt has problems with Paki rape gangs and they're taking a tiny amount of weed from some poor fucker then threatening people who laugh at them.
That guy probably needs that weed if he lives anywhere like Bradford or Leeds. Anything to dull the pain.
thought weed was more or less decriminalised by this point.
Jackson Watson
Oi m8 you got a loicense for that joke?
Josiah Morgan
Wow, they caught the kingpin himself
Daniel Howard
To paraphrase Ron White, when I have that little bud I consider myself out of bud
Dominic Davis
Why aren't you troling the fuck out of their fb page already? I can't w8 to see them arresting users from all other the world.
Jace Jones
It is time to fully privatise the British police. They are in dire need of outsourcing.
Owen Garcia
YU cheeky wanker
You have 10 seconds for showing me your TV licence and the authorization for this joke
Ethan Cox
this lads please help us!
Austin Murphy
It’s deliberate. This is what Common Purpose is all about. It’s not about training people in political correctness, it’s grooming the weak and witless for positions of power so that said positions are always locked down and controlled by basically the big foundations (beyond those it starts to get a bit hazy)
Look at people like diane abbott and her police figures debacle. We all had a good laugh at her incompetence but she got to her position BECAUSE of her stupidity not in spite of it. She actually doesn’t need to know shit about the cost of new police recruits, she just needs to do what she’s told
>These are the weak fucking nerdy jobsworths that got picked on at school given full license to be niggling little jobsworths with the full weight of the courts behind them. Have you ever watched any of those police documentary shows, 999 what's your emergency or 24 hours in police custody? They are some of the most unlikeable self-absorbed power mad cunts you will ever come across. You younger ones are especially bad. You end up rooting for the criminals.
Noah Cruz
1988 malicious communication act - Orwellian accuracy ROFL - "fuck free speech", right ?
Elijah Ortiz
This, 100% this. We need an army not a personal army but an army made of various anons who all agree on one purpose.
Ethan Hall
check out ukcolumn.org good goys doing god's work. Proper journalism of a standard completely lacking anywhere else
>We all had a good laugh at her incompetence but she got to her position BECAUSE of her stupidity not in spite of it.
Put women in positions of power, bin that wallflower.
Levi Gonzalez
You don't need to organize shit, next time just post a thread _when_ the police are being retarded, not two days later when the happening is long over and we're in the 'media reporting on the overreaction to the response to the happening' period. People will take it from there.
Nathan Morris
Kek all this retatdation from the power that be. Hey peeps, don't talk bad about muslims I'll whack ya! But muslims are fucking us up, in every way literally! Shut ya cockholster I say.
And then they wonder why the right is rising. Just looking at comments of articles can give you a clue who is the majority.
Ian Wood
Sames reason why the lefties choose gays and trannies and women to run their show, because they have an axe to grind against society, or so they are told.
I only ever watched police interceptors because it's always funny seeing some fucking melvin trying to talk his way out of a ticket, driving an uninsured, non-MOT vehicle with a wheel missing and three kilos of heroin in the headrest. Seems like those dudes actually do a job, actually stopping shitheads from driving and killing people, but in reality they probably just sit around setting up speed traps to catch regular people edging 3mph over the limit so they can slap them with a hefty fine and 3 points off their license.
You're absolutely right. It's insidious. They do not want individuals of strong character in these positions because they will always push back against bullshit policy and affect positive change from within the force. They want meek little yes men who they can get all hopped up on granted authority and who they know will never ever in a million years question the nonsense they are being paid to enforce. These fucking punks... In their feeble minds any policy or order that comes from above must be true and righteous. They're a de facto paramilitary wing of government. They do not answer to the people. They do not question the directive. They just gleefully enforce and enforce and now they're even gloating about it.
Wanting to abduct someone and put them in a cage for making a joke sums up the psychopathic psychology of the personality type who is attracted to joining the police.
You're probably gonna go to jail for this post but god bless you user don't let them quell your righteous anger. I was just gonna post an anti Brit meme but after reading this post it wouldn't be appropriate.
Only nerds & geeks become police officers in the UK. The absolute softest of the softies, the wimps, the teachers pets, the weaklings. This is now 100% reflected in their policing, I feel bad for any guys who joined up thinking they could be heroes, or protectors - it's all so cringe.. I'm moving to the USA asap..
I'm on it. Tell me pages to troll, user. I only have the "West Yorkshire Police - Wakefield rural"
Easton Bennett
Considering the oinks might go out and kill some people somewhere because of it, fair enough.
Danish Cartoonists should have been shot.
Brody Watson
this is why my vacation this year is Hungary Brexit isn't going far enough
Landon Gomez
Brits deserve this
Nathan Wilson
>why does she look like a child's drawing of a goldfish?
Joseph Roberts
post their twitter, I want to mock them
Jace Martin
I love when the regressives accused people of only caring about free speech for the right, but when that bitch was going to be charged with a hate crime all the same people criticising these laws spoke up in her defence.
Elijah Collins
If I go on there and mock them will they attempt to extridite me?
I don't mind if they come to take me away as long as Mark Rowley himself comes to the door. They'll get me in the van but not before I feed him his fucking specs.
Christopher Ramirez
Smoke the vice Pay the... fine & prison term.
Landon Foster
Look up the trial He ain't gettin 15 kek
Gavin Cook
>spoke up in her defence
They wanted that fanny, they binned being a sillynanny.
Where I live is so depressing the police don't even bother stopping people from smoking weed in the woods anymore or confiscate if they see you smoking in public. Britain is a dystopia even if you live in a 99% white town.
Logan Phillips
>goatse man that brings me back
John Johnson
>that banter
You can always come to Texas if shit goes south bro. Brits love Texas and make some of the best Texans
Lincoln Edwards
Police officers most be the biggest abusers and sociopaths on this planet and im 100% sure that 99,9% has a special place in hell waiting for them.
Parker Price
>this post >that flag meme flag posters need to be shot
I thought it was the default flag for Southern states.
There should be a law on jokes, they are ok if they're really funny. Eg parachute onto mecca carrying a pig.
Jacob Sanchez
Damn. I really thought this was some serious horseshit. Then I reread and saw "UK." Now I don't care. You have far worse problems.
Luke Martin
Anglos literally have the same population here as niggers kek Our women are mostly Aryan and want nothing to do with your cuck stick
Mason Gutierrez
USA USA USA!
Elijah Butler
Then hold the pig hostage.
Carter Long
Weren't Americans been trolling the UK police all the time since they can't do shit to them anyways?
Dylan Gray
The cops did a cover up in telford on a massive scale too. Local council was involved in it and the offices, aswell as the files, got destroyed a few years ago to stop the leaks. They sold the land to Asda. A local taxi firm is known as dial a rape. They rape kids going to or from school and women that aren't accompanied by men. It's so bad they've rebranded their name 5 times in as little as 6 years. The owner also owns a firm in Shrewsbury where drivers attended under 18 discos in order to get more kids to groom. Said owner is also on the dole despite owning two taxi firms.
I’ve fantasised about texas. Big guns, cheap petrol and barbeque
Jayden Gutierrez
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Robert Lewis
>tfw too intelligent
Nathan Roberts
christ
Parker Garcia
Don't worry, I'll find her.. & she'll swoon under my accent alone. You'll be calling me 'son' in 10 years x
Already planning to. Either Texas, Kansas, Arizona, Oklahoma, Montana, Alaska, North Dakota... Maybe Utah.
Basically, the top states for gun rights in America. Probably Texas or Kansas though. I want a good house on some good land, a pretty white wife and 2 kids, a couple of ridgebacks and a fuckload of guns to shoot.
Got my eye on placements with various construction firms who ship guys out to the states atm... Maybe another year or two and I'll be coming. Saving every penny I can right now so one way or another it's happening.
I am not growing old in this joke of a country.
Christian Ramirez
they are bad cops that don't do any real work regarding really dangerous crime, they are stupid and they are butthurt
what the fuck
Jonathan Ross
All I can say is Americans piling on the banter about this are doing a good deed.
The first amendment is one of the best things in history.
If you're one of those soft Brits who can't stand the heat, I'd stay away from Texas and Arizona.
John Campbell
As sad as it is to say, I live in the shithole. A mate of mine who is now unable to come forward with any of this information used to work for said taxi boss. My mate would get tips and compliments from customers for "Being one of the only white drivers in Shropshire". He'd pay £200 a fortnight "rent" to the boss for using one of the taxi plated cars (a modest amount actually, as you can easily earn that back on the weekends). At it's peak, the boss had upwards of 150 drivers in Telford and Wrekin alone. That's £60,000 a month the big boss would be earning from rent fees alone if everyone paid. Ofcourse if repairs were needed he'd earn a bit less, but needless to say he was rich as fuck.
A competing taxi firm was started up and my mate went to work with him instead since at the other one, the call workers would "feed" certain drivers (giving them all the exec jobs for big pay). This new firm was owned by a bloke called Bob who also owned a woodwork service of sorts. I think he's still running it but am not entirely sure.
Police know about all the issues present though and have done little to stop it. We had a protest a bit back too about the kid touching. I think BNP or someone did the march. The police threatened arrest of the protesters to scare off a big crowd from forming and not get the average man involved. Meanwhile they didn't threaten the muslim and leftie counter march.
They've everything in their pocket and most of the information I'm mentioning the news sites haven't covered. Yet.
Henry Lopez
Does those places have AC in all buildings? I know SE Asia has them since it's 30+c all year round.
Heat makes cold beer taste better and hot girls dress hotter. As long as it's a dry heat I'll take it. I fucking hate humidity.
Adrian Sanchez
No one hates women like other women.
Grayson Mitchell
Oi, bruv... you gotta loicense for that free speech?
Caleb Lee
I did hash yesterday.
Brayden Lewis
>Texas >Dry heat Yeah you better go to a different state, Arizona or something. 100% humidity is a dry day with high 90's to low 100's f°
Jacob Johnson
I can't bring myself to stay in this cesspit for ever. It's a fucking farce and the public are too placated with alcohol, drugs and decadence to do a damned thing to change it. Anons of the world watch us and know, this is coming for all of us. All of us will before our lives end witness horrors like the UK and I pray fervently that you will all do your duty and survive it all.
Easton Scott
British police are fucking traitors.
Traitors get the rope first.
Julian Reyes
Damn
In all likelihood the muslims are the low level pimps in this picture, the council bosses/police are the ones being controlled/blackmailed with sex parties of some sort, and it’s some shadowy nefarious group doing the blackmailing & directing the muslims. British deep state? The big european foundations? I honestly don’t know
Joseph Torres
Anti-Semites get the rope first.
Thomas Lopez
log-likelihood function
Brayden Hernandez
"Yo, Miguel, what's with the wig? No, man, you do not pass as a girl. Go get counseling"