Move to Stockton but be careful your car isn't stolen or you'll have to live ina woods, you'll only have Jello for breakfast because that damn coon will steal your M&M's, but at least you'll be a yank! Also, keep a close eye on your dog, eagles in Stockton are very aggressive. Also go to Jow Forums for advice they are useful.
Russian agents (real ones, not Jow Forums) saw the /ptg/ posts about methane hydrates and are scrambling to not piss off Trump, Mattis, Pompeo, and Perry.
>Be Canadian >Break up with 30 year old girl friend over Trump donations >Family dog gets eaten by eagle >Live in woods for a while, where racoons eat my M&Ms >Move to Stockton, become yank >Eat American breakfast with Jell-O >Impress people at screening of Black Panter with witty commentary >Girl invites herself over
I was just shitposting, but who knows? Real Diplomacy Hours with NKanon mean we can't discount the possibility entirely.
tl;dr there's enough methane in Siberia, Alaska, and Canada to power the world for something like hundreds of years if it ever becomes economical to extract
Aaron Wright
>immediately followed by a gun being pried from the cold dead fingers of an American by Russian scum.
Very inconsistent from the rest of the film.
Ryan Wood
feels bad man. I wish I was a rich smart urban hillpepe. >but im just a dumb rural and suburban retard nazi racist.
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>tl;dr there's enough methane in Siberia, Alaska, and Canada to power the world for something like hundreds of years if it ever becomes economical to extract Okay then. When do we annex Siberia?
Noah Lee
What a weird fusion.
Robert Cooper
The fake president hasn't blamed anybody for his disasters yet today. He must be sleeping those 14 hour stints again between golf games. Trump is a fat useless fake faggot.
Nuclear power permits are next to impossible to get now; FERC is a bitch about it.
Natural gas is the most complementary to renewable generation like wind and solar, is the cleanest fossil fuel, and opens the door for bio-generated gas which would be carbon-neutral, methane hydrates, which will last forever, and gas-to-liquid technology, which solves the transportation energy problem way more effectively than (((electric vehicles))). Plus if we start burning methane hydrates, it directly defuses the "clathrate bomb" climate scare hypothesis and turns Arctic swamp shitholes into major energy producers. Putin should literally crawl over to Washington and suck Trump off if we manage to turn hydrates into a major fuel commodity given how much of the shit there is in Siberia. Last I heard the US and JPN had a pilot project for offshore methane hydrate drilling off Alaska. I know the nips have successfully drilled it and injected CO2 back into the hydrate but I don't think anyone has demonstrated commercial feasibility yet. From /ptg/ few days ago, don't believe people who say political discussion doesn't happen here.
Haha faggot, you lost we won. Hopefully by the end of his eight years and the red tidal wave coming in November idiots like you won't be allowed to vote.
user, it's a time honored tradition in this site to retire overused words. Here is the cycle
> a nice new insult / expression is found. Some people use it for great effect > it explodes in popularity to the point its use is almost a badge of membership for people from this site, specially when used off site > retards, latecomers and assorted newfags adopt it (usually in a mangled form) to "fit in" > outsiders then start using it to try to blend in in a "hello fellow white people" fashion.
Back in the days it happened and gave this site hilarious wordfilters like candyass and roodypoo. Thank god the staff of this site are able to make some good decisions, broken clock and all.
Owen Green
Against the wall. Nothing sticks anymore but now your brains.
Ohhhh. Russians are bickering about the jews but wont name them. The Czar was overthrown using the communist revolution and putin knows the commie doctrine and leadership was rotten.
Im laughing at the politician thinking going back to communism would make Russia strong again.
Zachary Smith
Come on, it's comfy in rural retard land ! Wouldn't give it up for the world !
A major part of why it's not economical to extract and process is that you need a major LNG infrastructure to get it to market. The US and Russia have that now, as do several countries in Europe that are LNG importers. The point is that the economics ARE changing, and we have a chance to get ahead of the curve here.
Jose Johnson
Most of your kind will be exterminated in November and then Trum will be hauled off to prison for treason, obstruction, racketeering and fraud.
The blue wave is going to wash away the miserable scum of the faggot GOP once and for all. You suck asshole so goddamn hard. You suck ass harder than any ass sucking whore in Nigeria. You Trunp cunts are filthy useless fucking feces. Go away and don't ever come back.
I can't imagine being this delusional. The republican party is literally running pedophiles for congress. Trumps longtime personal lawyer is going to jail.
Brayden Long
>journalism They're bloggers, don't let them call themselves journalists.
Juan Phillips
What's got the junior varsity shill squad so riled up today?
