Brit/pol/ - Start converting to hinduism

heres your news links babe

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>Shiti Pajeet is a sikh
>She should be in a (tandoori) oven

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I converted to dinduism last week and now get free gibs and affirmative action, better than worshiping
a man with an elephant trunk as his nose.

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Here's some news
>gas the kikes race war now

Only 9 years for this cunt.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5718293/Father-raped-19-year-old-daughter-took-life-jailed-nine-years.html?mrn_rm=als1

Who is this?

How do we fix British women?

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Got going to ask /tv/ this, but how old is Paddington supposed to be? Is he a teenager or something in relation to humans? Also is the neighborhood the Brown's reside in a fantasy akin to Friends? As it being set in New York City and never running to a single black person. None. Way to go, Guiallini

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The absolute state of Britain.

Accept your "asian" overlords

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>'Get on with it.' - May under pressure on EU customs decision
feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/UKDomesticNews/~3/1pbAV2TPoKA/get-on-with-it-may-under-pressure-on-eu-customs-decision-idUKKBN1IC1Q0

>Jacob Rees-Mogg brilliantly CORRECTS angry BBC presenter during heated Brexit row
feedproxy.google.com/~r/daily-express-uk-news/~3/EUa9A9fDuYY/Brexit-news-Jacob-Rees-Mogg-BBC-Brexit-Northern-Ireland-border

>Petrol bomber: 'I didn't mean to harm anybody'
news.sky.com/story/petrol-bomber-says-he-didnt-mean-to-harm-anybody-after-four-children-die-in-fire-11368328

>Body confirmed as missing Frightened Rabbit singer
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-44079462

>Wales' First Minister Carwyn Jones to leave assembly in 2021
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-44083900

>UVF 'supergrass' Gary Haggarty released from prison
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44088153

>Knockholt railway station killer jailed for 26 years
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-44079805

> Charles jokes about being unprepared for Harry and Meghan's wedding
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5717857/Charles-jokes-unprepared-Harry-Meghans-wedding.html

>Islamic school accused of warning girls not to use tampons
metro.co.uk/2018/05/11/islamic-school-accused-of-warning-girls-not-to-use-tampons-7538819/

>Do away goals count in Football League play-offs and do EFL ties go to penalties and extra time?
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2232248/away-goals-count-football-league-playoffs-efl/

hinduism

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/ourqueer/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42920765
>He had become immersed in Nazi thinking by September 2016. Research included looking up the "Fourteen Words" - a far-right code for the phrase "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children," the jury heard.
>Hanging on the wall was a massive swastika flag. To the left was an array of weapons - knives and an axe. The machete he had been showing off was on the table of the chaotic dirty flat. And there was evidence of bomb-making. Stables, the prosecution told Leeds Crown Court, had begun to accumulate the tiny amounts of explosive residue off the tips of household matches.

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Execute a few that fall out of line. Same with everything, kill a few people and it will set an example

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Surprised the dirty sex case didn't get off with a suspended sentence at this point desu

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some areas of london are too expensive for there to be many nig nogs
and otheres are basily all various types of immigrants and no britis

Damn, she's got some big titties.

Are you a virgin who's generalising some particular cases watching a girl who's not yours or it was your bad experience with this beautiful girl?

scotcucks at it again with the limp-wristed attitude

Take her bra off and stick my head between her tits and motorboat her. That’ll teach her.

>had begun to accumulate the tiny amounts of explosive residue off the tips of household matches.
couldnt he just cut open fireworks?

>Name a more Deano song

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Start listening to folk music.

>"asian"
We really going to go through this again, Hank?

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Name my band.

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>but how old is Paddington supposed to be?
Mischievous ten-year-old sort of thing
>Also is the neighborhood the Brown's reside in a fantasy akin to Friends? As it being set in New York City and never running to a single black person.
Paddington Bear is a pop-culture relic from the late-50s. It's not so much a fantasy London as an historical London. Makes it all the more tragic, doesn't it?

Oh sheeeet. How long did he get?

>Sex With Robots and Other Devices explores what happens when AI meets shagging
newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2018/05/sex-robots-and-other-devices-explores-what-happens-when-ai-meets-shagging

>Who we are, why we're digging: Team probing Syrian war & Skripal poisoning case reveal all
rt.com/uk/426489-skripal-syria-propoganda-academic/

>Brexit: Leave.EU fined £70,000 for breaking electoral law during referendum
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44080096

>Brexit bombshell: Tory rebel backs second EU referendum
express.co.uk/news/politics/958489/brexit-news-eu-referendum-dominic-grieve-comments-remain

>Brexit customs standoff could go on for another week – sources
theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/11/brexit-customs-standoff-could-go-on-for-another-week-sources

>Theresa May and Donald Trump discuss Iran nuclear deal on the phone
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/iran-nuclear-deal-latest-theresa-may-donald-trump-phone-call-a8347881.html

> Jennifer Lopez puts MAKEUP on beau Alex Rodriguez before he makes TV appearance
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5719605/Jennifer-Lopez-puts-MAKEUP-beau-Alex-Rodriguez-makes-TV-appearance.html

>Do away goals count in Football League play-offs and do EFL ties go to penalties and extra time?
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2232248/away-goals-count-football-league-playoffs-efl/

>Leave.EU fined for breaching election law during referendum
channel4.com/news/leave-eu-fined-for-breaching-election-law-during-referendum

> Trading in Portugal's EDP suspended after reports of...
dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-5719169/Trading-Portugals-EDP-suspended-reports-likely-Chinese-bid.html

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many a happy advert

I want a daewoo

Shut up pajeet

>random bag of cells

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The irrelevants

Daewoo aren't Filipino

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Focken this. You're thinkin like a normal chad.

Why do Americans have such a problem with us calling Poos and Pakis 'Asians'?

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They think because 5% of their population are Gooks, 5% of EVERYONE'S population should be Gooks

> Oklahoma woman dies after being mauled by seven of her neighbor's dogs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5719603/Oklahoma-woman-dies-mauled-seven-neighbors-dogs.html

> Tennis-Nadal's record run on clay ended by Thiem in...
dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-5719441/Tennis-Nadals-record-run-clay-ended-Thiem-Madrid-quarters.html

> Freediver with arthritis sinks 100 feet holding his breath
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5718275/Freediver-arthritis-sinks-100-feet-holding-breath.html

> US stock indexes head for best weekly gain since March
dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-5718443/US-stock-indexes-edge-higher-early-trading-oil-down.html

> Myanmar's northern offensive against rebels sparks...
dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-5718249/Myanmars-northern-offensive-against-rebels-sparks-youthful-revolt.html

> Avocado-themed festival Avolution Fest to debut in San Diego
dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5715475/AVOCADO-themed-music-art-festival-Avolution-Fest-debut-San-Diego.html

> Report: Hawks zeroing in on Pierce as coach
dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-5719647/Report-Hawks-zeroing-Pierce-coach.html

> Dominguez re-elected for four-year term as Conmebol boss
dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-5719113/Dominguez-elected-four-year-term-Conmebol-boss.html

> Gemma Collins flashes her ample assets as she unzips swimwear
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5718511/Gemma-Collins-flashes-ample-assets-unzips-sultry-swimwear-saucy-clip.html

awaiting sentencing. being held in prison though... poor boy

Geographical ignorance.

They think its a freemason conspiracy out of something like national treasure

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Nostalgia hitting me hard.
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That shit 'Chelsea Dagger' song or whatever it was called. I don't want to look it up because I don't want that shit stuck in my head.

They can't fathom that west Asians outnumber east Asians in Europe

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>UN Special Rapporteur on Racism criticises UK government over austerity and immigration

channel4.com/news/un-special-rapporteur-on-racism-criticises-uk-government-over-austerity-and-immigration-　

>Grenfell inquiry: Theresa May backs down over calls for more experts
channel4.com/news/grenfell-inquiry-theresa-may-backs-down-over-calls-for-more-experts

>Tehran professor, Hamed Mousavi: ‘Iran cannot show restraint forever’
channel4.com/news/tehran-professor-hamed-mousavi-iran-cannot-show-restraint-forever

>Bank of England’s Mark Carney: Interest rate rise in next year ‘more likely than not’
channel4.com/news/bank-of-englands-mark-carney-interest-rate-rise-in-next-year-more-likely-than-not

>Gaza demonstrator shot dead during Palestinian protests
channel4.com/news/gaza-demonstrator-shot-dead-during-palestinian-protests

>‘It’s definitely a town caught up in the past’: how sluggish growth is affecting one former mining town
channel4.com/news/its-definitely-a-town-caught-up-in-the-past-how-sluggish-growth-is-affecting-one-former-mining-town

>Weather forecast
channel4.com/news/weather-forecast-2

>Lib Dem MP: Grammar schools create ‘divided families’
channel4.com/news/lib-dem-mp-grammar-schools-create-divided-families

>Israel targets Iranian military infrastructure in Syria
channel4.com/news/israel-targets-iranian-military-infrastructure-in-syria

Anyone in bitcoin shit cant stay up

I loved there first album, not so much after

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lol the morally superior
he's probably pro life too

no one said they were, you no-guns britfag.

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we will make your kind into s*ylent eventually if you don't stop

If the mayor of the capital is a paki, doesn't it make one think that your firms are became weaker than paki gangs? I'm being a white I don't want that shit happen to you. I really want to say just get your shit together and deal with those shitskins, be motherfucking British as we love you in Russia, in the USA wherever. The whole world loves your culture for not being fucking cucks.

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>come play with us

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With Christianity

Worse than mine.

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Will that let me shit on the street with impunity?

I wasn't bothering when I made it.

poor edit. should have just pasted over hitchens head with a wig on.

absolutely gruesome. stop posting that.

>mum and her boyfriend howling at HIGNFY "DRFUMPF" jokes and making what they think are genius political quips while watching

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>posting electronic noise

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What's the best Hitchens edit, and why is it mine?

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>embed vid
>christkike pedo in the thumbnail
nope.

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Um... the Government??!?!!?

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The edges of his face are too feathered.

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I've been watching 56 Up and the rest of the Up series and man, boomers really are the fucking worst.

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With few exceptions no matter the person or stage in life they're shown at I cringe every time they open their goddamn mouths.

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I do like yours. It made me laugh when we were watching the freedom march. The one where he's slipping someone a (you) through a fence is great too.

Shitty ISP keeps randomly blocking then unblocking Jow Forums so I have to phonepost now. Anyone else have this problem?

Did you know that over 70% of native British and Irish are of ancient Egyptians decent and they share the same DNA as the pharaohs.

That’s the reason why so many of us have red, dark brown or jet black hair with blue or green eyes and that’s the reason why the British were able to create the greatest empire the world have ever known because they are Egyptians.

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>''all across the country''
>london&south-east with one poorthern child
>even a token nigger back then

>The edges of his face are too feathered.

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The only thing I can think of is to phone up your ISP (pretend to be the bill payer) and ask them to unblock pornography if it isn't already.

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so you sayin "we was kangz"?
kek. fucking niggers, all of you.

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Both wrong

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Jessica Hyde is Irish actress.

Feels bad man. This and Peter Rabbit was comfy because of a lot of white people, well, at least not the London parts.

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Think i've had my bennies stopped lads. Had an ESA assessment a couple weeks ago. Got some random payment in my account yesterday of about 1/4 of what I'd usually receive when my next payment would have been due monday.

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The paintbrush filter's too coarse. Looks too abstract for the background, more like Kandinsky than anything else, y'know?

I ain't the bill payer though, it's under my landlord. Guess I'll just have to wait until it's randomly unblocked again.

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>those bare shelves

C'mon at least have some oats and some cotton wool in for the gang.

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