I started eating whole onions every day like you guys told me.
Now my cum tastes like battery acid
I started eating whole onions every day like you guys told me
Bentley Richardson
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Bentley Butler
you keep memes on the internet and the fuck out of IRL
Jacob Walker
thats a good sign, now woman can ride the lightning when you bang them
Chase Mitchell
are your farts more intense yet
Blake Taylor
stop eating your cum, hans mckraut
Julian Ward
Why would you take food advice from Jow Forums? We literally have a cooking board you should have gone to instead.
Joseph Bennett
>Now my cum tastes like battery acid
and how do you know this?
Bentley Mitchell
>Now my cum tastes like battery acid
Adam Robinson
>tasting your own cum
absolutely fucking degennuerate
Asher Hernandez
pineapple juice and apple juice will clear up that problem for you
Ian Smith
or just not eating your cum
Xavier James
Okay, the obvious joke here is that OP tastes his own cum....
But the more sinister, and less obvious part is that OP apparently drinks battery acid.
Henry Sanders
What are onions supposed to do again? Raise T?
Kayden Smith
wait is eating cum bad?
Dylan Price
>the fuck out of IRL
the fuck out of in real life
ok bro
Aaron Allen
Idiot, you need fiber too.
Beans or steak
Samuel Foster
No, it's basically replenishing your fluids
Robert Butler
steak has no fiber in it but onions do
Angel Harris
it also is high in T
Jordan Fisher
I actually just ate some rotisserie chicken with yuca and sliced onions. Not only was it delicious but it was also a non-retarded way to eat a lot of onions.
Carter Adams
Eat fruits idiot
Christian Jackson
Checked and keked
Juan Wright
>eating your cum
Great, you’ve lost all the benefits of the onions.
Lincoln Russell
OP ate all the onions and only has cum left.
Xavier Howard
How do you know? Have you ever tried battery acid?
Jose Watson
HAHAHAHAHA
Wait, WHAT?
Jonathan Mitchell
the onions go into making your cum so you eat the cum it makes a feedback loop that amplifies your T production. I should have a gf in no time
Hunter Thompson
that just means it's more potent and resistant to vaginal defenses. It's purpose is not to taste good, but to impregnate
Logan Bennett
Shoving onions up your ass makes you buff.
Trust me, I'm white
Jackson Wilson
post recipe please
Alexander Diaz
>Trust me, I'm white
Jeremiah Scott
Photo evidence?
James Hill
Can confirm this works, I'm also white.
Angel Wright
Underrated.
Luis Russell
What happens if I eat nothing but cum?
Hunter Nelson
Have you been to /ck/?
William Lopez
Is shrek based?
Christopher Parker
We were about to ask you the same question.
Christopher Ortiz
checked and confirmed. it helps your sperm outcompete the countless others that have been there before you
James Rivera
You'll actually get pretty manly looking.
Gay Bears are muscly and harry because they eat tons of cum. The skinny thin fags take it in the ass instead of eating it.
Chase Martin
You should be eating baseddicks instead
Jeremiah Morgan
this
Joseph Wright
Gay bears raped 6000000 german wemen, and it is not a joke.
Luis Gonzalez
gracias
Cooper Powell
>everybody commenting op slurping semen
>no one asks why he drinks nattery acid
OP, why do you drink battery acid?
Samuel Rodriguez
I did it
Charles Reed
Joshua Miller
>/cumeating/ general
David Nelson
>beans
>under a memeflag
beaner detected
Jack Thomas
>gay bears
so are you insinuating that they were lesbian bears or that they were male homosexual bears who mistook german women for male bears
Bentley Howard
OP is as we say in America, a giant cum eating Faggot.