/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALL SMILES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump roundtable with Automakers 5/11/18
youtu.be/IH513Ng_NB0
>Pres Trump Remarks on Lowering Drug Prices 5/11/18
youtu.be/Cds8h9DbTdc
>SoS Pompeo meets w/A FUCKING LEAF 5/11/18
youtu.be/wjGq3evQdhc
>SoS Pompeo/SoKo FM Kang Press Conference 5/11/18
youtu.be/vamKtBNKR44
>VADep Officials @Senate on Budget 5/11/18
c-span.org/video/?445279-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, HHSSec Azar) 5/11/18
youtu.be/Ow-cDAJDoCA
>Pres Trump/VP Pence MAGA Rally in Elkhart IN 5/10/18
youtu.be/JMhSl6CxF-Y
>Pres Trump Departs DC for IN 5/10/18
youtu.be/h4Mo1-NDQ5c
>VP Pence on CBS ThisMorning 5/10/18
youtu.be/OpGnUqAfHeM
>VP Pence on GMA 5/10/18
youtu.be/uqJo8eht0TA
>DepSoS Sullivan meets Chile FM 5/10/18
youtu.be/PZoKsrBlf3Q
>Pentagon Press Brief on Niger attack 5/10/18
c-span.org/video/?445374-1/
>NasaAdmin Bridenstine on Huckabee 5/10/18
youtu.be/J0ACwpJT2ek
>CommSec Wilburine @Senate on budget 5/10/18
c-span.org/video/?445193-1/
>IntSec Zinke @Senate on budget 5/10/18
c-span.org/video/?445192-1/
>HHSSec Azar @Senate on Budget 5/10/18
c-span.org/video/?445194-1/
>UNAmb Haley Commencement speech @ClemsonU 5/10/18
youtu.be/ElRLZh6ck9o
>WH Video: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greet NoKo exHostages 5/10/18
youtu.be/8Jh7hL6KjZ0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greet NoKo exHostages 5/10/18
youtu.be/ycZdOX6V0rs

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>he doesn't AWOO

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BTFO!!!

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>In 2017-18 - Why was Mr. Cohen paying Demeter Direct Inc. in Los Angeles large sums of money from his Essential Consultants LLC account? Keep attacking me Mr. Giuliani and @foxnews. Please. #Basta”

OH NO THAT SUXXXX

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DON'T SLEEP
>NEVER SLEEP
DON'T SLEEP
>NEVER SLEEP
DON'T SLEEP
>NEVER SLEEP
DON'T SLEEP
>THAT'S WHEN
THEY GET YOU
>NEVER SLEEP
DON'T SLEEP
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>THAT'S WHEN
THEY GET YOU
>NEVER SLEEP
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>NEVER SLEEP

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>shooter was identified as 14 year old Hispanic but they blurred a pic to make him look white

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MAGA
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New thread, nn frens

Can I get an AWOO~~~
Leave the Middle East's fate to it's people

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BECAUSE THIS IS A MOVEMENT!

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are they appropriating mexican culture?

11 HOURS

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You didn't answer my question last thread

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Get rid of Tina Smith!

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They blurred the pic because it’s illegal to identify juveniles

This pic messes with my eyes

nn m8

>yet they managed to learn eventually, whereas spicniggers spend entire generations never caring enough to learn English

HAHAHA

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Why do you kids here post cat girl pictures all of the time?

It discourages us mature adults from partaking in the discussion.

How do non-Awoo-ers even compete?

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>/ptg/
>Le 76D chess is based
>Mah drumpf iz drain da swump
Kek.
Only ameriniggers can fall for this LARP.

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#TheResistance

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They didnt have to show it all

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What was your question, sweaty?

I'm revoking your press pass if you go to sleep.

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>Unless they make gifs of Drumpf body slamming CNN then it's okay to blackmail them with the threat of releasing their identity

youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA

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ATTENTION TrumpOP!
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It FINALLY dropped!
>This Week @State 5/11/18
youtube.com/watch?v=p6p3dvZhlcw

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Its simple.

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>The T*rk is still seething

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Fair point.

If Dickbutt had another Dickbutt in it's butt, and so on, would that be a fractal?

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you type well for a man with a somolian dick in his ass.

THAT'S IT THE MADNESS STOPS HERE!

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I know right?

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Picking up where we left off.

A. nypost.com/2018/05/09/feds-probing-how-stormy-lawyer-got-cohens-banking-info/
>The Treasury Department’s inspector general is investigating whether confidential banking information related to President Trump’s personal lawyer Michael Cohen was leaked,the Washington Post reported Wednesday.

>Rich Delmar, a counsel to the IG, said that in response to media reports, the office was “inquiring into allegations” that Suspicious Activity Reports on Cohen’s banking transactions were “improperly disseminated.”

>Michael Avenatti, the lawyer for porn star Stormy Daniels, released a summary of the information Tuesday, showing that a number of companies, including oneconnected to a Kremlin-linked Russian billionaire, paid Cohen’s firm more than $1 million, supposedly for assorted services.

>Avenatti declined to reveal the source of his information during an interview with the DC paper.

>“The source or sources of our information is our work product, and nobody’s business,” Avenatti said.

>“They can investigate all they want, but what they should be doing is releasing to the American public the three Suspicious Activity Reports filed on Michael Cohen’s account. Why are they hiding this information?”

B and C. Okay, so he's paying Demeter money to translate to work with a Korean Aerospace company. I still don't see why this is bad.

lmao great stuff

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plz, no bully

however, he arrived in this country LEGALLY, which seems like a key point here. also, there isn't a huge market for illiterate wagon drivers anymore, which also might be relevant

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it was 1900 I MEN COM ON!

yes.

probably among the top ten gayest.

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Yes.

>AWOO always win no matter how hard they try

Gotta give them credit for being so tenacious

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Awoo is a wolf girl.

AWOO

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you're trying pretty hard my mohammadean friend. have a (you)

>(((Mendelssohn)))
The Jew is really starting to ask for it

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It's a mossad psyop.

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stoopid dog posters

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We need a law that automatically halts issuance of green cards any time unemployment is over 5%.

youtube.com/watch?v=tA6L8-lxaA8

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You guys are so mean!!!

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>his dick pic collection

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>He really sounded like a bullshit, empty-headed Dr. Seuss rhyme only a dumb white person would understand.

>I could feel Auntie Maxine about to go off on Congressman Whitey Whitefaceintosh, and I yelled, “I am here for it.” I don’t even say those words. I never knew what being “here for it” meant! But just as she was about to go off, Rep. D’White Mann sensed Waters’ Negro powers starting to rise and begged her to yield.

>“Now I will not yield,” Waters told the carbon-dioxide-flavored congressman.

>If you listened closely, you could hear the whitest response of “OK” ever recorded when Kelly lowly whimpered. He sounded like a puppy-shaped balloon being deflated after a children’s party.

>But it wasn’t over. When the chair of the House Financial Services Committee, which was holding the hearing, tried to rein her in, Auntie Maxine went off on him, too! She literally let Rep. Tom McClintock (R-Calif.) know that anybody can get it.

>By then I was in a full-fledged Holy Ghost dance. I’m sure I heard shouting music and everything! (For the white people reading this, “shouting music” is ... well, umm ... it’s like if you took polka music, mixed it with Prince’s “Kiss” and anointed it with oil.)

>Anyway, that’s how I watched Maxine Waters rip Mike Kelly’s Mr. Smithers-like ass to shreds. If there’s one thing we know about Auntie Maxine, it is this:

>She will not yield.

YAAAAAS

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>we needed immigrants in 1900 therefore fuck you, Drumpf

Is he actually going to meme himself the Nobel Peace Prize?

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AWOOVEMENT!

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>yfw you post it again

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but the jews have almost killed europe.

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Hurricane Katrina 2: electric boogaloo and finish those fucking niggers off for good.

Peyronie's curve instead of dragon curves

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>almost

implying they didn't already win in europe

>replying to the rapefugee

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LET ME ADOPT YOU FUCKING BIGOTS

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thanks fren, made it just for all my frens here

OKLAHOMA REIGNS SUPREME.

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VBRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOMMMMMMM

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Every day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me that stupid look on her face.

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They haven't tbqh, and I don't think they're going to. Unless they have a massive ace in the hole, the best they can do is buy time

no children for you rapist faggot

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Who gives a fuck? None of it leads to Trump, that's why Mueller handed it off to the SDNY to dick around with.
archive.is/WyGnd

So protecting religious liberty is "mean"?

Going for a ride, fren?

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>MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA

>"He had not become a citizen"
Note the wording. "He had not yet become a citizen". Note that it doesn't mention if he was in the naturalization process or if he was a legal resident, just that he had not yet become a citizen.

>have a massive ace in the hole
I bet you do, fren.

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NO BULLY

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So (((they))) were freaking out because populism won in Italia apparently
Where next?

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Please explain how you see the situation in Sweden or the UK ever improving to what it was before without American military intervention.

Kids need a mother and a father. Thats just the way it is.

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