/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DO IT FOR TRUMP EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump roundtable with Automakers 5/11/18
youtu.be/IH513Ng_NB0
>Pres Trump Remarks on Lowering Drug Prices 5/11/18
youtu.be/Cds8h9DbTdc
>SoS Pompeo meets w/A FUCKING LEAF 5/11/18
youtu.be/wjGq3evQdhc
>SoS Pompeo/SoKo FM Kang Press Conference 5/11/18
youtu.be/vamKtBNKR44
>VADep Officials @Senate on Budget 5/11/18
c-span.org/video/?445279-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, HHSSec Azar) 5/11/18
youtu.be/Ow-cDAJDoCA
>Pres Trump/VP Pence MAGA Rally in Elkhart IN 5/10/18
youtu.be/JMhSl6CxF-Y
>Pres Trump Departs DC for IN 5/10/18
youtu.be/h4Mo1-NDQ5c
>VP Pence on CBS ThisMorning 5/10/18
youtu.be/OpGnUqAfHeM
>VP Pence on GMA 5/10/18
youtu.be/uqJo8eht0TA
>DepSoS Sullivan meets Chile FM 5/10/18
youtu.be/PZoKsrBlf3Q
>Pentagon Press Brief on Niger attack 5/10/18
c-span.org/video/?445374-1/
>NasaAdmin Bridenstine on Huckabee 5/10/18
youtu.be/J0ACwpJT2ek
>CommSec Wilburine @Senate on budget 5/10/18
c-span.org/video/?445193-1/
>IntSec Zinke @Senate on budget 5/10/18
c-span.org/video/?445192-1/
>HHSSec Azar @Senate on Budget 5/10/18
c-span.org/video/?445194-1/
>UNAmb Haley Commencement speech @ClemsonU 5/10/18
youtu.be/ElRLZh6ck9o
>WH Video: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greet NoKo exHostages 5/10/18
youtu.be/8Jh7hL6KjZ0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greet NoKo exHostages 5/10/18
youtu.be/ycZdOX6V0rs

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IT'S ALMOST TIME

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BE ADVISED: REAL AWOO HOURS CANCELLED BY ORDER OF HAWAIIN JUDGE

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Also, milhouse is now a meme

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>“On the face of it, people need to not call the cops when it’s merely just the presence of people of color in a public place. That’s just obvious,” said Mohamed Shehk, a spokesman for Critical Resistance, which provides trainings on alternatives to policing.

Fuck white people

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MAGA
youtube.com/watch?v=iZ3vbhFD85o

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NOT SO FAST SWEETIE

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>reach my quota for amount of alcohol in a night
>feels begin
>want more
hate this part

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How to start a meme war?

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God damn I love two things. Trump and nutting in brown girls.

WTF did Joe meant by this
Does this translate to jew wisdom?

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>not considering your guns to be your children

Hi Schneiderman

Real awoo hours have been cancelled. Go to sleep /ptg/.

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No.

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AWOO

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Are YOU offended, /ptg/?

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ITS TIME

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Do you think it's likely that the NSA never referred for prosecution anyone it was monitoring in the conspiracy to set up Trump because the evidence couldn't be used in court?

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>Authorities said Ades has been sending as many as 500 messages a day since last year, but her efforts to connect with her former date became more extreme last month.

>That’s when she allegedly broke into the man’s home and took a bath in his tub. Police say she also showed up at his work pretending to be his wife.

>Authorities say she texted the following:

>“I hope you die ... you rotten filthy Jew.”

>“I’m like the new Hitler ... man was a genius.”

>“Oh, what I would do w/your blood ... I’d wanna bathe in it.”

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I'm a little slow on the news this week

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>WHERE THE FUCK IS PUTIN
>WE LOOK LIKE RETARDS RIGHT NOW
Yup, still laugh everytime

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REAL. THIGH. HOURS!

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>Trump: That finish ain't going to work for me brother.

When did you realize that Trump was the Hulk Hogan of politics?

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Duh. The whole point of secret squirrel shit like that is hiding your power level so you can keep using it to spy.

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tell that yamaka jew to shut the fuck up.

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I ran out of alcohol last night so I'll start complaining again soon. or just buy more.

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>Adding T to LGB was where the line was crossed for a lot of people. Having literal Slaaneshi daemons propagandizing to eight year olds ends in torches and pitchforks, or rifles and shotguns.
To outsiders, yes. But for the "gay rights movement", nothing could be accomplished without the efforts of trannies and the trans poc... The LGBT organization is so fucking damaging with their demands and touchy feelings.

wew lad

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>posting my own drawing at me

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>no flags on the posts
really makes me think

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We won.

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JEsus fucking christ.

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The prisoners were actually poison.
FUCK WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.
SOMEONE TELL TRUMP HE IS IN DANGER! HE NEEDS TO RELEASE THE UFO FILES WHERE THERE IS STILL TIME!

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i guess girls DO browse Jow Forums

Protip: the opinions of outsiders are literally all that matter on this issue. Keep pushing and those sodomy laws will come back into force.

Is this a pokemon?

Is she back on board?

She's a Mexican you know.

With memes of course.

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We love our awoos, don't we folks?

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F

Go for a run and follow up with a shower fren. The extra endorphins will just make you wanna get comfy and drink water.

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Just a couple cucks...that be it..

WHY is it surprising we'd open an embassy exactly??

youtube.com/watch?v=uIXV0cir4-E

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>tfw not part of the """"community"""" of degenerate whores, closeted paedophiles and mentally ill abuse victims

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Sorry fellas, we've decided no more trump generals in Jow Forums until he stops being israel's puppet, which is never

you did a fantastic job but it's time to pack it up and fuck off back to r/zionism

don't worry about this thread, let it fall

i already ran today

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LE BAZTA

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Who’s the spy on Trump team...

tfw want leche

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>running
>endorphins
*dies of asthmatic laughter*

is it real hours time?

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It's not gay rights any more you created a fucking frankenstein monster that eventually legitimizes every fucking sexual fetish anyone can think up because "muh feelz", and it ruined the gay community as well because now anybody can just be a fucking fag for the hell of it without actually committing to becoming part of the sekrit club.

Those who cannot put the good of society above their feelings are not fit to be parents, because a parent has to do that every fucking day. I'll give you that gays are probably better fathers than niggers, but not by much.

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That right there is the smell of freedom.

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Of course not, she's been only half on board since the start and been more negative than positive about Trump for a while now.

>stores closed
>go to overpriced 711s
At least get a bottle for the night

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>171313044
Mods???

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I'm still going. onto the hard stuff now

retard here. Can i get a quick rundown of the Investigator General's Report? i'm not even sure what it is, i'm very confused here. please respond.

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hi me

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>sodomy laws will come back into force
Kek, and how will those be enforced user? Are we going to incorporate "telescreens" in every room and watch to see which hole is being penetrated? Anyway, I'm no supporter of the "LGBT".

oof, tight as fuck

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FOR 2 YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC TRUMP CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME ITS LE MOVEMENT XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Jow Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID RACIST ASSHOLE AND THE OTHER ASS JEB, 9 MONTHS, 9 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A TRUMP THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Jow Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, REPUBLICANS SUCK DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT TRUMP, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF JEB TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE CANDIDATES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT TRUMP'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID MOEVEMENT THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF ANIME OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!

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They were on a medical plan from NK to Alaska.

HOLY SHIT
>TIPRO Chairman Allen Gilmer commented, “In Texas, the Permian Basin alone holds between 70 to 700 billion barrels of oil equivalent (BOE), followed by the Eagle Ford Shale in South Texas with 15 to 25 billion BOE.

>At $50 oil, the value of these vast reserves ranges between $3.85 trillion to $36 trillion.
This equates to approximately $400 billion in severance and ad valorum taxes alone that would be paid to the state of Texas using conservative estimates, bestowing wealth greater than any political entity on the planet.”

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Did you sleep well? I've been sippin since 4pm est

hahahaha fuck that's pretty damn cute.

YES

>she

>youre no better than a goatfucker choking down a quarter-pounder

God bless America.

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>baiting me into posting the shots with her vag on display

Not offended, just hurt Jews don't know who their friends are.

MAGA

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Why do people call McCain a songbird? Snopes has that fact checked as false and provides proof.

Can we stop this meme he deserves to rest in peace as a war hero.

>user, why do you have me tied up? what are you planning on doing to me??

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>you created a fucking frankenstein monster
I created nothing user. But yes, the voices of their movement have created that monster. Respect is earned right?
>Those who cannot put the good of society above their feelings are not fit to be parents
Agreed.

Spare me. Retard.

then why the memeflag? are you a leprachaun?

That's fucking right little awoo! teach that filthy hippie to keep their hands to themselves!

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>Benji will never be based and use his Judaism to benefit mankind instead of clicks
>Zionists will never be content with just having a homeland and become a productive nation-state like any other like Hitler wanted
>Every Jew except miracles like Miller will always be compelled to subvert, profane, and destroy

Why do they do it?

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>war hero.
He's a war hero because he was captured?

Rectal trauma, GI parasites, and HIV would require doctors to inform law enforcement same as a gunshot wound.

Kim dont give up your nukes, the jew wants to kill you

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