>be me
>be white
>get pulled over
>get mad
>get out of car
>grab baseball bat
>storm over to cop car
yelling "LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!" and swinging the bat
he told me to leave, so i did
what would you do if you were the cop, user?
How to defeat a cop
Thomas Myers
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtu.be
twitter.com
Michael Butler
cops will never ever shoot a white man in a truck like me
sorry, wont happen, the best way to get cops off your back is yelling at them or threatening them
Owen Ward
I would ask you for sauce on the picture
Cooper Cook
fuck you
Kevin Perez
No fuck you, she looks likes shes got a fat ass.
Austin Cooper
She's a skinny girl, it's not like she's overweight user.
Jaxson Mitchell
Learn to reverse image search. You don't deserve to get sauce.
Hunter Walker
I did already
Alexander Nelson
Some dumb cunt shot at cops then got hit by them in the cruiser when they decided they weren't having none of that shit today
Bentley Hughes
pull service revolver
blow your hands apart
get out of squad vehicle
stand over you
"license and registration, Stumpy"
Zachary Lewis
then i'd sue you for police brutality
Aaron Butler
can you faggots post a link already
Christian Reyes
I’d
Just
Eat
My
Burrito,
Rebblilt
Eli Sanchez
Gotchu senpai
youtu.be
Henry Thomas
looks like trash for a nog
Grayson Kelly
Bwahaha, thanks mexibro...did she die?
Jordan Jones
Retard. You can avoid all arrests by doing the following.
>Lock your trunk and glove box
>Keep windows rolled up
>Produce your flash cards
>"I am a sovreign citizen"
>"I am traveling, not driving"
Then repeatedly scream
>AM I BEING DETAINED
>AM I FREE TO GO
Wyatt Young
hopefully
America needs to start punishing trashy white girls
Brody Perry
"a fag nog...."
*cue Jack Nicholson*
"Is there any other kind?"
Nathaniel Butler
>flag
>section: fairytales of Jow Forums
Jose Hall
Best way to survive an encounter with the cops is to not be born in america
Connor Morales
And lose, because your dumb ass decided to pull a lethal weapon (a baseball bat) on the cop. You completely forfeited all rights at that point.
Carter Rodriguez
True. British cops are basically pussies, so you don't even need to acknowledge their existence. American cops are proper gendarmes who shoot first and ask questions later.
Josiah Sullivan
Probably. She completely disappeared under the car.
Liam Edwards
I love those vids, my fav is where cop take out window glass like a fukin terminator.
Cant find that vid :(
William Davis
When you encounter a cop in America you have two choices 1)De-escalate the situation 2) Escalate the situation. The choice is how you act with the officer. Most people that die from police deserved it IMO.
Joseph Thomas
Xavier Thompson
That is a good one, but the best one is this: youtu.be
Perfect banter, you couldn't write this in a TV show.
Cameron Turner
Found the jew lover
Ryder Diaz
This This This!!!!
I would honestly just shoot you in the head TWICE! Save tax payer money in the process.
Jonathan Cooper
>ITT things that never happened as told by people of color