Hey Jow Forums. I don't expect any of you to believe me but those that do will be prepared for what's to come...

Hey Jow Forums. I don't expect any of you to believe me but those that do will be prepared for what's to come. I'm from the future. 2062 to be exact. Time travel is not common but one corporation (the one i'm affiliated with) uses it to change little pieces of the past to benefit their growth. Emphasis in the word little. It could be as insignificant as a meeting or ledger entry. But enough about that, I have traveled to this year for business obviously but I have free time so I decided to break a LOT of rules and let you in on what's to come for the future. AMA.

ps. i'm using a meme flag to make it harder for people to figure which country this corporation is operating in. But it's relevant in a big way.

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How many dicks did you suck today?

when will memeflags be removed from Jow Forums?

Has Europe been overwhelmed by Muslims and Africans? Also, has Israel been nuked?

do you enjoy making Jow Forums an even shittier board than it already is?

Who wins WW3?

Michio Cacu?

>>>>/x

Is he still getting away with it?

Nazi Germany makes a comeback. They have been operating in the darkest corners all this time but for the meantime yes, Europe will have a much bigger immigrant issue than there is already.

Sorry, forgot about the other question. Yes, israel gets nuked in the mid 2020's.

what about my question?

Germany and the US. Russia falls completely. There was a lot of rebel activity for a few years but it was quickly wiped out.

None.

Jow Forums won't be around for too much longer so probably when 4ch ceases to exist.

Anything to invest in maybe some hints?

you have one shot to prove you are not a larp. post a photo of something from the future. doesn't have to reveal anything, just a single photo of something that's from the future and doesn't exist right now.

If you post it, I'll engage, whether I will believe it's authentic or not, as if I am convinced it's real.

if not, fuck off.

When is your girlfriend from Canada coming back to visit? I always seem to miss her.

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What makes somebody like you post such retarded drivel

Post tits from the future or gtfo.

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If I give up my job and start headhunting for gasoline , will I be able to scrape together an empire? Seriously I've always wanted to travel through time, what are the chances I'll be able to get in a machine and fix my own meagre timeline? Pick me up yo

Will Canada survive the 2020s?

holy shit worst larp I have ever seen. Usually I am bored enough to get into this bullshit for fun but this just awful. Op sounds either 15 or 80 iq adult. smdh.

2067 here conducting agent verification. On the off world moon mining colony, what is the most commonly mined resource?

Give us some big names from 2020-2060 and explain who they are and why they're important.

DJ TRIP TITTY ONDA BEAT

>Familiar with Jow Forums terminology such as "meme flag" and Sam Hyde posting
>Jow Forums isn't around for much longer
>2062

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moon cum note my numerals

Slim to zero. Only certain governments and one corporation have access to it.

helium 3 ya space jew

Yeah but the 2030's will fuck them up big time

What about Australia/NZ

Is heterosexuality illegal in the future?

Will the roaring 20s come back in 2020? I just want to have fun. Also, will Communism fall?

Will Trump be impeached? If so, what can you tell us about it?

I don't have anything on me. We don't need advanced tech to fuck with businesses and boost growth. Or at least I don't. I could have grabbed my advanced glasses but I didn't really figure I needed them.

Would it be wise to get an electric car?
When is the price of gas going to increase?
What's the next big, bad, 9/11esque, thing going to happen?

One more question, will Sam Hyde keep getting away with it?

The absolute state of /pol

They are fine.

Yes.
It just did.
It will involve nukes.

well, what have we here?

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How much longer do I have to wait for Hitler to return

s-Sam?

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I know, right. What the fuck is this??

Luv ya Canada, but you're not the time traveler. Thanks for trying.

If I get D.U.B.S, you're telling the truth otherwise you're a LARPing faggot.

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you gotta give us something real like who the democratic candidate for 2020 is so we can look back and see if any of this is correct.

Damn, the price of gas just went down here after I filled up , went down over 3 cents per litre.

Sam is just a mercenary for the Bogdanoffs, nothing special about him.

Who wins the World Series in 2050?

FAGGOT

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fucking kek

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How is life with China as the supreme world power?

very well, carry on

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Have whites reversed birthrate trends?
Is africa over 2 billion people?
Is sweden a muslim country?

had the same experience in this thread. I want to believe, just write well...

Was John Titor really a time traveler?
Was what he said accurate?

Your digits say true, what Crypto should I invest to make it before the 2027 great War?

what a shitty larp, this is just your childish wannabe nazi fantasy, faggot

Shitbag larper, you didn't reply to this. Do it or you're very obviously LARPing.

ok enough, SAGE and DROP REDPILLS

I see OP is enjoying the new season of Stein's Gate.

nope is balding trotsky

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