The true redpill is becoming a pirate. If you're not actually owning a Sunseeker boat that's faster than most coast guard boats and pillaging while becoming the scourge of the high seas, then what the FUCK are you doing? It's 2018, this is what white men need to do now. All the loot and plunder will make you rich almost instantly.
There are actually """"""""""""men"""""""""""""" out there who have not yet signed up to join my crew. How pathetic is that?
Take to the seven seas now and you will not have to be a wagecuck anymore! Anyone who wants to join my crew can sign up in this thread.
Post your application here, post ye resumé. Tell me why I should pick YOU to join Sven Forkbeard's crew?
Luke Kelly
>still sailing ships on water Go Google 'Spelljammer'.
Justin Gray
nice trips but do you know how to fly a spaceship? I thought not. I know how to sail a ship though. You will be the first member of my crew. You will be tripsson, the rapist of North America
Joshua Morris
just a reminder that if you do not take this redpill then you might as well kys because it's 2018
>fly You sail a ship by using a wheel for port and starboard, one pedal for up and down, one pedal for back and forth. Same sense of smoothness too, just less wind.
Lincoln Barnes
Det skulle vara lite som ett vikingatåg user. You will be the second member of the crew. If somalis can do it, then why can't we?
Eli Thompson
can I be first mate
Thomas Campbell
>join my crew Who the fuck are you? Captain Cuck? I'd call for mutiny and everyone else would agree. We'd send you floating in a dinghy to the shore your refugees came from.
You will be the third member of the crew. Your name shall be Tinfoil Muttsson
Cameron Long
Can I come? I'll bring eggs.
Lincoln Collins
>When a gun grabber wants to ban high caliber rifles so you shoot him with a cannon volley
Xavier Perez
I'll join your crew. In all seriousness I will join you. Where can I meet?
Andrew Evans
The american with the trips will be first mate since he was the first to swear loyalty. You can be the guy who sits on top and yells land-oh hoy though, it's the second best position.
Leafs need not apply to my crew
Kevin Hughes
>not a single person in this thread has put on the pirate memeflag I'm greatly disappointed in all of you. You landlubbers.
Evan Sanders
Mhm, thinking this as you wrote it.
Benjamin Phillips
Shit I took to long to post.
Matthew Campbell
Just wait until the dinghy, felix.
Logan Howard
Figures a Somali would have a flag like that.
Dylan Edwards
My name is vryk and I want nothing more than to live at sea
Owen Barnes
Ja, du är välkommen. Now we already have two Norwegians on the crew.
another crew member
The meet up will be somewhere in the Swedish archipelago in June
My ancestors lived on boats. My name means "of the seas". I can do plenty on the open seas. I can pilot a decent sized ship, I can sail, and I'm fast and agile, and an excellent swimmer.
John Diaz
>Det skulle vara lite som ett vikingatåg user. Ja bedre det user :) Vi får gjore som kung Erik III
Are you sure swedistan will let you do that? Maybe fly something a little more discreet until we leave port?
Eli Barnes
>you can join the crew if you promise to behave Best behaviour, promise.
Colton Wright
Yes, Vryk. You will be known all across the seven seas. When people hear your name they will quiver in fear. Vryk, the demon of the sea.
Adrian Adams
alright I accept my email is [email protected] I need a month of prep time.
Camden Cox
one day I would like a little ship but not to rob people just to be away from real people
Grayson Reyes
I might eat fish for the rest of my life
Kayden Morgan
I said open seas. Sweden has literally never even fought a naval battle in history outside of the Baltic and no Swedish traditions involve seafaring outside of the Baltic sea.
We will meet in the small town of Hunnebostrand on the Swedish west coast on the August 8, 2018. Do not wear your pirate outfits until you get on my ship, as you might scare the local townsfolk. Each crew member will bring one (1) item of choice.
being a leaf I would cry if I hurt someone even if they were non persons ...I could clean!
Carson Clark
You are not welcome on the ship, Sven Sourcunt or should I say, negative NANCY hahahaha If you do approach the ship you will be shot on sight ( sorry not sorry )
Oliver Morgan
>Each crew member will bring one (1) item of choice So we're sharing items then? Seems like the logical choice for a boat. But how would we agree on the size of the dildo to bring? Would we each bring a different size?
Das rite saTv user clearly don know bout pic related, right. Byt (you) know everything about glorious Sweden sailing the oceans, and not just paddling around in the Baltic sea and up rivers
Because we're not fucking savages. it's not the tenth century, sven. You need to wake the fuck up, take a look at yourself and your surroundings, and take action. This is why your country sucks, sven.
Sorry Håkan, it'll me a muslem ship. No rum allowed. See where OP confirms that he is a Somali Mohammedan by using their standard rhetoric. He also seems to be oblivious of The Vasa and it's glorious historical maiden journey, going roughly a full nautical mile before it sank
Blake Bell
There will be plenty of food but no Chicken MuttNuggets. only fresh food
you are both accepted into the crew. REMINDER that everyone on the crew will get at least one (1) gf for every port we sack. You will return as rich men, living luxuriously for the rest of your lives.
Camden Gomez
>Sorry Håkan, it'll me a muslem ship. No rum allowed. WTF, Then what's the point of pirating :(
Yes, probably. Luckily Norwegians flocked to this thread, their viking blood EAGER to join my crew and so the ship will be the best that ever sailed
Ethan Nelson
>not raping to spread the Nordic seed we found a better way Somalisven. It's easier to let them buy the baby-batter. You don't risk getting their disgusting STDs, you don't have to travel to their their filthy countries, and hey, easy mony
As for the people on Jow Forums who are refuting that this is the final redpill, consider this:
>Nordic seed is spread throughout the world, they will call it the great BLEACHING of 2018 >The riches gained will not be taxed, thus avoiding the tax jew >good exercise everyday
Prove me wrong. You can not.
Camden Cook
You don't need a boat, you need to be able to create an autonomous zone. I have mostly pulled it off you can't go 100% in America, but you can just play the parts of the game you feel like fucking with and ignore the rest.
Jaxon Lopez
Fun fact I've actually donated to Cryos. It's easy if you're above 190cm and have blue eyes
Ryan Roberts
t. landlubber
Landon Hughes
>ywn sail the seven seas, bang salty wenches and raid for loot with a bunch of scallywags from Jow Forums might as well end it
Luke Wilson
what are your thoughts on cannabalism
Daniel Brown
It will be allowed against the enemy, but cannibalism on other crew members is strictly forbidden
Nathaniel Bell
If you want to get historical about it. >A lot of the builders was hired from different areas of The Netherlands. Where they had not yet agreed on a fixed standard for how long an inch was, or even how many inches to a foot. You can imagine the havoc it plays on a building project, if different parts of the crew use different measurements, but use the same names for them. And on top of that, there was the Danish memeing about gun-decks
Ryan Perez
I wanna be the guy that dehumanises the captives into having no hope so that they are completely compliant. Will also accept the position of head honcho at a deer hunter russian rullete table situation.
Samuel Morales
My blood SEETHES with desire for plunder and glory. How do I sign up and have you got a lieutenant yet???
Xavier Thomas
i remember a few years ago i found someone in southern sweden who supposedly had some part in the building of it. It was just a side note, no idea if its ture tho
Noah Morgan
You can see the details in this post Make sure to arrive to the town in time so you do not miss the ship. After one night of preparation, we will set sail on August 9th. Japan will be plundered, India will be plundered, China, Africa, and even Spain.
I was just thinking we need a guy like that
Thomas Foster
t. somali pirate Fuck sweden what % of you are somali's?
Camden Nelson
You've never been out to the ocean, have you? I know it's Sweden, but please understand there's a difference between semen and seaman.
Joseph Rodriguez
So, a Somali-Swedish captain, who allow his Maori crew to eat people, his Norwegian crew to drink rum, Danish crew to do whatever he wants to do with sus scrofa domesticus. Only burgerstani negroes are denied their chicken tendies. All in all, very multikulti, much Swedish
I'm goncerned that this captain does not know of the thing called percentage. How will he divide the booty with no such Knowledge? Silly question burger, Somalies can not into math.
