My friend and I have traveled back in time. See the other thread for more information. Ask us anything
I'm from the future, 2064 ask me anything
we're full. Get the fuck out.
Why aren't you taking your faggot ass to /x/?
>travels back in time
>posts on Jow Forums
so you've accepted that you'll die a virgin?
Who wins the world cup,
I never kept track of the World Cup I'm sorry
Fuck off, future nigger.
post pic of your gaping anushole itt
Leave Wetback!
The main reason I am in Jow Forums is to tell you all that your king Pepe gets overthrown by a new meme in the year 2021
what should I invest in? other than AI and biotech
I'm worth 4 billion dollars in the future, don't disrespect me
im from the futre aswell
they sent me back to kill two big mouths
anyone seen those faggots?
This may sound crazy but YouTube is actually a very good investment for the future. I might change the future by giving this information but by the year 2020, YouTube becomes a golden age and YouTubers become even more powerful
Also, Pewdiepie gets dethroned by the year 2024 by a YouTuber named Snow Wolf
It's not 2021, but whatever. And it's a fucking normie meme, but normies get on Jow Forums, you liar. I mean, it doesn't originate in Jow Forums, it comes to Jow Forums in 2021, if you really were from the future/a chosen one you would know.
Proof? The right-wing wins in Europe until 2024 where extreme poverty makes people vote for the far-left. Europe begins leaving the UE and an european war starts, the Israeli backed-side wins and Europe begins to turn into Africa, and begins dissapearing except for Poland, most slavic countries, Switzerland and Norway. Mark my fucking words.
>Zimbabwe dollar
Time traveling scums will get rekt.
This blue cat is the one that gets all popular and shit in Jow Forums in the future. I don't know if it even exists currently tho
The snowflakes won and ww3 didnt happen aye
Maybe I'll run for president in 2064 and make your life a living hell!
are you me?
What should I do now to become a millionaire?
Do kikes still own every politician?
WW3 happened. USA completely dominated the war. Russia was defeated
Become a YouTuber. Soon YouTube will have a golden age. Snow Wolf surpasses Pewdiepie
I don't know if Snow Wolf even made a channel in this year
Why did you come to now?
do whites win?
It was a random selection. This is an experiment to see if the future will change if I give out this information
I see, so we need to prepare for the worst and stockpile guns and supplies
No whites don't "win"... Also, Africa becomes the next China. China invested in Africa and now Africa is powerful and wealthy. Especially Algeria. Europe becomes weaker
USA didn't get nuked, not even once. China backed out on Russia. Russia surrenders after getting nuked
what happens with the aliens and the great space war against the reptilians?
also whats the most effective dynamic tension excercises?
>Africa is powerful and wealthy
larp confirmed
hes promoting his own channel hi snow wolf
I know it's hard to believe but China helped Africa become prosperous in exchange for some of Africa's re growing resources and factory labor
That's it? I mean I've proven a lot of friends I can barely predict the future but I expected something else... I mean you've probably made that one up but generating in either Twitter, Reddit or the new upcoming basedboy thing (not Discord) makes sense
Hey guys. Check out this new cat character I just made. Do you like it? Think it has a future?
indeed
can you answer my questions?
Sure
so what's that new meme? can you draw it by memory?
pleaase scan up the page
Just some friendly advice... you'll make this more believable if you say China colonized Africa and has made it wealthy and prosperous under its benevolent rule. Because there's no fucking way I'll believe Africans can take care of themselves, even after all the aid in the world.
I think it's THE future
There's factories being built in Africa, probably not all of Africa, but China is building cities there. There are even Chinese moving to Africa
I like your meme it expresses anger in a new bold way
what happens with the aliens and the great space war against the reptilians?
also whats the most effective dynamic tension excercises?
It might or might not even have a future cuz I might have changed many things by giving out all this information
I have no idea what your talking about
Forgot I had this one too
what's in Antarctica
don't bullshit me
Did China take over Australia too?
well future boy, that war the us supposedly wins is through black tech.So you should.
Do you feel your life has hit rock bottom spending your weekends larping as a time traveler on an anime themed imageboard?
No
this guy gets it,the reptilians who sent you back.
From all the questions you ask, you ask some bullshit I don't even know
antartica,the holes the size of small cities? whats going on ,i generally have a source .
This is the most obvious LARP ever, search for snow wolf on youtube, that's OP.
find out and come back to us future boy prove it
Africans have retard-level IQs. No way they will ever be rich and successful at anything, other than basketball and rapping.
he doesnt belong on the chans no wiff of anything vaguley chan related from him
No, your fucking retarded. You have no idea of what's to come. The Africans are underestimated
Also, IQ becomes irrelevant. The school system also starts to die out. You neckbeards just can't comprehend anything past your daily mundane lives
chap you guys are screwed when the cern portal is opened,you need to go back and destroy it
Psst, user, over here.
Don't tell them I said anything, but I think one of them is actually Opie of this thread.
its in development now ,but one year later from your time it will open.you need to go back and blow it up
prefrebly before the battle of broken gate,
It doesn't matter now. My experiment is nearly complete. I just need to see how much the future changes
Also, good job pretending to be me. You wish you were me. You wish you were worth 4 billion dollars
Is Peter Palpin in contact with god?
I have no idea who that is
What is Australia up to in your current timeline?
i dont wish i was you im quite happy.i hope your happy too!
please, does it get better?
all those people dont need to die,remeber broken gate
Where's the other thread?
>from the future
>can't even link threads
Will I get married
When does the volcano on Hawaii erupt and will there be a tsunami that kills Commiefornia?
Time traveller from 2065 here. OP is a faggot and caused a global chimpout by time travelling to this year. There are no survivors except for my small Amish community.
In some ways, life gets better. The school system dies out for a more effective education system, YouTubers have the chance to become billionaires, life can get better but you need to make it better
No
How the hell would I know anything about you
I thought you were an alien.
Alright LARPer, prove you're from the future. Give me a list of the top 25 most significant figures from 2020 to 2064 and their accomplishments.
Christopher Paddock - despite the shadow of his father, brings peace to north Korea.
Would suck his toes for sure Kek
Trump
ah commie you posted under wrong adress
Who me?
Nah, I'm fickle as fuck
Can confirm, Fascist John Titor here. Its true, im worth 10 billion dollars on youtube with fuckin cat memes and China injects Africans with nanomachines so they become chinks , future revealed people, game over
hurrrr
Has the Singularity happened yet?
Is 4 billion dollars a lot of money considering 40 years of inflation? Shouldn't the world have a bunch of trillionaires by then.
>travel back in time
>first thing you do is go on Jow Forums
jesus there really is no escaping this place is there?
How much progress has been made in curing aging? Does it look like the longevity escape velocity will be reached soon?
I'm wealthy but not as wealthy as many others
We don't want to cure aging