Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan, and Rand Paul all walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.
Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan, and Rand Paul all walk into a bar...
Kevin Flores
Nathaniel Allen
That bar would quickly have no customers and declare bankruptcy.
Problem solved. The free market works fine.
Adrian Roberts
this joke is like so 2011 man
do you still rage about "teabaggers" as well? you know glenn beck hasnt been on fox for years now, right?
Wyatt Johnson
>Libertarianism
youtube.com
Jonathan Watson
Stupid slant eyed jap. This board is not enough redpilled, because too many still think japs are intelligent and human.
Isaac Jackson
this is impolitely
Brayden Mitchell
> the only thing keeping bars from serving low-quality food/poison is the state regulations
I bet you think laws against drug possession are needed to stop people from doing drugs.
Jacob Murphy
>It's therefore obvious that, in the pursue of his own interest the barman will provide tainted alcohol because nothing says "come and have a drink" like corpses in your bar's doorway.
-Ayn Rand
Parker Wright
> bar kills it’s customers
> the only repercussions are a bad reputation and loss of future business if people find out
Where do I sign up :^)
Chase Barnes
>because nothing says "come and have a drink" like corpses in your bar's doorway.
If you know drunks, which you being a brainlet don't, you'd know they have no interest in living long, and the only factor when chosing bar is the price of the alcohol. You ugly braindead ancap.
Jeremiah Thomas
Killing your own customers makes no sense from a business perspective
Leo Wright
i got shitfaced in japan with many a jap japs are good people they tell you straight up japanese only, japan is for japanese people and by god they are right
Thomas Hall
Yeah, not to mention the bar will be sued and its liability insurance rate will go up. Then insurance companies send their own inspectors to prevent this sort of thing in the future.
Sebastian Rodriguez
Elijah Parker
You got the order of names wrong
Christopher Evans
>libertarianism is okay because evildoers end up poor
Stupid preventable behavior, also tragedy of the commons. What are they putting in the water in Japan?
John Brooks
Ron Paul would go there himself and detonate an extra large McNuke for violating his family tree's NAP
Isaac Perry
>Yeah, you don't need to make sure the beer is not poisoned. Just stop drinking it when people start dying, lol.
This is your brain on lolbertarianism.
Thomas Parker
Nothing of value lost.
Jeremiah Bailey
Nothing of value lost.
>Nothing of value lost.
Isaac Gray
Nothing of value lost.
>Nothing of value lost.
>>Nothing of value lost.
Jaxon Young
How long would it take for that place to go out of business? Also, independent body formed to at least test safety of food and drinks so consumers know how not to die. Optional of course
Also, ceo arrested for manslaughter. Unions are free market too technically.
Angel Long
why are their names so alike
Zachary Cook
>only bar in the area
>has copyright to the McAlcohol recipe
>lace the McAlcohol with small amounts of cocaine to keep em coming back
>$$$
Charles Ramirez
>the greedy Asian Jew can only think of business
Yeah, who cares about the 3 dead guys
Christian Clark
ayn rand is literally an aspie
John Walker
kikealert
Cameron Garcia
Not if the bar is owned by the same people who own the local newspaper and all the nearby factory workers get discounts because of a deal the factory owner made with the bar owner.
Nobody will know anything. People will keep coming. More will die.
Jonathan Johnson
Nobody will know it happened.
Lucas Powell
What's wrong with them choosing death, then?
Jaxson Brown
> youtube.com
OP is INNN
Isaac Sanchez
Some leftwing faggot with a memeflag makes a gay thread on Jow Forums, proceeds to suck every dick in the vicinity, enjoys it far too much
Alexander Kelly
Ahahahh
I fucking hate libertarians.
Non-point source polution poisons entire town and kills half the population.
Its cool thought theyll just move....
Jordan Roberts
>private doctor confirms poisoning during autopsy
>private investigator confirms that it's the bar owners intentionally poisoning the ale
>no legal system
>poisoned persons family members kill bar owner with no repercussions because they broke the NAP
Luis Gray
Well there you have it...
Jace Robinson
>ancap
>copyright
Tyler Cook
Sounds like they should have chose a more reputable bar that wont poison them
Easton Taylor
fucking shill read your Hayek
> The successful use of competition does not preclude some types
of government interference. For instance, to limit working hours,
to require certain sanitary arrangements, to provide an extensive
system of social services is fully compatible with the preservation
of competition. There are, too, certain fi elds where the system of
competition is impracticable. For example, the harmful effects of
deforestation or of the smoke of factories cannot be confi ned to the
owner of the property in question.
mises-media.s3.amazonaws.com
Brody Allen
that's how idiots got in charge of the brewery in the first place!
Gosh!
Kayden Myers
That joke was so bad it sounds like it was literally written by Ayn Rand
Jeremiah Harris
see
you inbred retards need to read more
Jayden Phillips
If standard oil didn't get broken up Rockerfellers would own America and we'd all fucked. Free market isn't to thank for that
Jackson Scott
1000000000% this
Bentley Bailey
Libertarian is the best, but... To think libertarian doesn't have some "failures" is been naive, you have to consider some people are really stupid and think things like 'that's bullshit, it won't happen to me, fake news' I think libertarianism forgets the most important human factor, the majority of people is stupid.
The advantage: only the smartest will survive
Disadvantage: before the dumbest die business that suppose to fail will thrive or at least survive because idiots are idiots (EA)
Parker Garcia
Next....
Evan Nguyen
Ayn Rand wouldn't drink because drinking is degenerate and has no objective except pleasure and pleasure for its own sake is degenerate.
Dominic Anderson
>Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan, and Rand Paul all walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol even when there are regulations. They do it anyway lol. Who's gonna stop em? a piece of paper lmao.
Nathaniel Sanders
wasn't ayn rand a fucking chain smoker?
Ryder Green
Individualism a maladie of the mind caused by drug abuse and sodomy. It is responsible for all the misery in this world and the birth place of sin. Soon we will take marvelous steps in technology which will allow us to eradicate the individual.
Jayden Hernandez
Considering the US government served wood alcohol under proabition I would be more inclined to trust no regulations alcohol than government approved alcohol.
Jacob Sanders
Serving tainted alcohol would be considered fraud and therefore a violation of property rights.