>muslim
>incel
No way buddy boy.
With arranged marriage and the possibility of multiple wives hardly. Just don't look like absolute utter shit and have money.
Once you are bored with your wives just fuck hookers the Koran lets you do it 'ad literam'.
Too bad I only have like 2 mosques in the whole fucking country, so where do I start?
Dial 1-800-SHARIAORDEATH on Telegram or what?
That's it fuck being an incel I want to be a muslim
Oh shit user I wish.
Modern Muslim women are fucking us up. Most Muslim men are becoming obsessed with "western culture" that we're becoming fags just like you.
And you have to be fucking loaded to get married.
Most of us don't get married until we finish college and get a proper job and a house, etc...
Usually doesn't happen before you're 26-30 years old, until then we're virgins.
Also
>Once you are bored with your wives just fuck hookers the Koran lets you do it 'ad literam'.
No
ayyy filthy gypsy, have my sage
Pathetic.
25-30 is a perfect age to get married as a man, obviously better with a younger woman.
Muslim women are very easy to get as long as you can handle yourself.
Hell, Arabs are so fucking clueless on women and so fucking lazy, Arab women go in flocks into the arms of based black men.
Just get a job, lift and make some moneys and you will score pussy.
>no
Sunnis have the temporary marriage thingy, I forgot the name. Allows you to marry a woman for a day or so. Authentic Hadith supported.
There is also the slave status that you can use to you advantage, since it is illegal you can roleplay it, but I used the trick before and it worked several times.
You'd be surprised the number of women who want to be subdued into subservience for sexual purposes. Especialy when there is a threesome at the end.
You ain't virgin you got goats and ISIS sex slaves for 70usd. Fml you can get an AK-47 there you can get a sex slave too.
Pffft t. volcel.
Give me your penis instead, I'm up for gay marriage for a green card.
>Selling everything that makes you a civilized man for a piece of second grade sand pussy
Absolutely, undoubtedly disgusting
Post pictures of your skin fucking kebab.
fuck forgot the trips from the other thread
>Sunnis have the temporary marriage thingy, I forgot the name. Allows you to marry a woman for a day or so. Authentic Hadith supported.
That Hadith is "mansoukh". Read:
islamqa.info
>25-30 is a perfect age to get married as a man
18 should be the regular age, otherwise gtfo.
>“Woman is like a bent rib, if you try to straighten her you will break her. If you want to enjoy her, then enjoy her while she still has some crookedness in her.”
25yo dude with 18yo girl.
Execute all unmarried men over 30.
>eastern euro larpkike
I'm sorry but you revealed us your true form Shlomo.
All Native Europeans are White you bastard.
>Execute all unmarried men over 30.
Nah, I'd say they should be able to defend themselves in front of a court and depending on wether their genes are worth it should be given exactly 6 months to find a wife, they should produce at least 5 children to make up for their sin.
False translation. Here's a better one:
>Allah 's Apostle said, "Treat women nicely, for a women is created from a rib, and the most curved portion of the rib is its upper portion, so, if you should try to straighten it, it will break, but if you leave it as it is, it will remain crooked. So treat women nicely."
[Sahih al-Bukhari Book 55 Hadith 548]
Can you marry a 14 yo?
There is no ecclesiarchy in Islam, this is the opinion of one Muslim/one particular sect. It doesn't take away from the fact that the practice exists still today.
Inb4 takfir.
Yes let's give genetic shit a second chance.
Don't you got some bbc to suck on right now?
You just described this film
>women are crooked
K buddy we get that.
Ai de pula mea,iesi dracu din tara
Menjel vissza a picsaba Csikba ahonnan jottel, ejsze a romanyt nem vagod faszi.
> dracu
Easy on the Carpathian incantations.
Reminder that any user who unironically says incel is part of the Jow Forums invasion
We follow Hadith from the prophet. Rafida follow whatever they desire.
I realize I'm coming across as a "no true Muslim" type. The hadith is "mansoukh", as the link should've explained.
Whether it is practiced or not, the fact remains that it is forbidden.
You missed the point I see.
stop being a retard
in muslim world only the rich have harems, commoners get no pussy at all
poor muslims are the real incels
>Can't get a gf in a society where monogamous relationships are still the norm
>Thinks he can get a wife in a society where 1 man / many women is the norm.
You absolute idiot. Chad Mahmud will have 20 underage wifes he'll fuck hourly, while you will go so crazy without sex you'll try to jihad yourself into the nearest coffee shop.
There's a reason muslim paradise is "70 hoes to fuck" and not "eternal bliss close to god".
Pardon me dear respekful sir.
then go there. Nobody is stopping you. Just pretend you want to go for holiday in turkey and then by bus to Syria
no, no the Sunnis, the Shiit have that
I'm not poor Ivan. That's you with your fucking Perestroika and Igor Sechin's jewish puppet known as Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
Do you even uderstand the reference to Telegram in OP?
If you're so rich, why can't you afford a gold digging whore without converting to a religion of shoe tossing?
Because they leave to western Europe to dig platinum there.
Heads up OP if you convert you have to eventually get circumcised so think about that.
>a gypsy muslim
This planet is doomed
You know that's not an argument, it's simply impossible that 100% of women over 18 and under 25 just left west.
If you can't score a hoe at a club by flashing your car keys and buying her a drink, then either you're not that rich or so terrible money won't help.
You used the term rafida, making you a de facto no true muzzie. I only heard that from salafists, I believe it means "he who rejects (the true version of Islam)".
Nothing is forbidden, you forbid yourself. Though you were right, the nikah mut'a is strictly Shia. The Sunnis have the nikah misyar
Wait.
>Women who want money leave.
>Women who want traditional shit and are stupid too stay.
I'm mentally ill, aggressive, suicidal, ocd, paranoid, etc. Had 11 failed ltr's like nobody's been with me for more than 3 months and just been fucking hookers and doing drugs for the past years.
Also
>clubs are dead
The avg club doesn't even make it past 1 year before it's closed and changes owner. People just use social media and whatsapp for dating hang out in each other's homes for a party.
You are a fullnutter psychward people rather not even bother risking it with you.
Romania is full with poor people and sjw's now.
youtube.com
versuri.ro
translate that to english with google
Mi dispiace, e finnito!
Well, guy, that's a you problem and converting to islam won't make any of these go away. A muslim family treats daughters as investment for the future, they don't just sell them to random nuts to abuse and kill.
Try psychiatrist, you should be able to afford a good one.
>muslims
>females being gemstones
>no abuse
Literally you gotta be trolling me.
Had 3 shrinks already they are for free along the meds too.
Wtf you expect from someone who smiled at his mother's funeral because I utterly hated her and now I took her money as well lol.
Ruskies and their r*ddit advice where the fuck am I even posting?
Iop foiomaty.
>That was written in latin not cyrillic
>"Layla look! OP is being a faggot !"
Be Incel, be Muslim
or forever burn in hell because of wrong religion?
Your after life is going to be forever Incel Hell user
better be Incel in this life but not after life.
Nah it should be around 15 for both parties like the old days.
Ich kann deine Flagge sehen mein Lieber.
If you're trying to find peers in muslim world, you'll fail. It's best for you to not procreate anyway.
>wrong religion
Like you think I care of afterlife?
Fuck retard I've tried to kms before.
All religions are fake this is about pragmatism and hedonism. Women always have been a property.
No meat market here except for hookers, otherwise I'd legit buy a wife.
I am antisocial. I talk to all people including my closest relatives like they are a fucking barber or taxi driver. It's all a contrived necessity.
I don't care of social chatter. I just want sex and money.
I thought your education system was flawless especially in maths.
>dick + pussy = happy
>money + my pocket = happy
>bday party + people = gtfo reeeee
That's what I'm saying, they'll see your deficiency and you won't get shit from them.
>joining a religion because you're a loser
Lol i don't know how you anons can't see how pathetic you are.
You want to be my practice fren?
Here I got this cool idea I dress up as a Mormon preacher and you as an altar boy.
You wash my feet and suck my dick too.
How 'bou dah?
Amerimutt IQ.
You think I won't sell out the whole communities dirty shit to law enforcement for the right price?
Hot.
you will have much more luck raising your wifes son.
arabs despise cucks, especially white cucks who betray their people and become muslim.
Tell me you are a legit twink and I'll literally fuck your ass raw.
Never had sex with a guy before.
Haha yeah, keep dreaming fag. As if I need some gypsy nutjob to do me.
>romanian
>white
Fucking kibbitzh what do you even know?
Join the Kingdom of God instead.
No christian sect that allows me to literally buy a wife. Let alone 2 or 3 while fuck hookers as well.
There are tons of Christian women looking for a true believer as a husband. Its not that hard to start believing.
Moslems are in the top 3 most sexually desperate groups of men on the planet, up there with blacks and pajeets.
Thank you Israel for drawing the distinction between muslims and sandniggers.
In that case want to be a Mormon instead.
If she bleeds she breeds.
I don't expect you'll actually believe what you are practicing in that case and neither will those around you believe you.
I'm not a brown little shit.
I fuck people over for a living. The fuck you think I do with a law degree here in this shithole with law enforcement more corrupt than Serbia?
You don't sound happy doing that. Maybe that's the real problem with attracting a mate.
You must be among the most pathetic "men" in Romania. The universe is laughing at your existence, and it's your fault.
Misyar is not the same as mut'ua:
islamqa.info
same same new name
Looks at flag. This sandnigger checks out.
Are you chechen?
Yeah let's be salsa dance instructor instead. Follow your dreams.
Will be one soon.
I got the charming looks for it.
Will you crossdress for me?