White man came from across the sea
He brought us public poo and pee
He killed our tribes and built a mart
He put on pants and had a Shart
White man came from across the sea
Austin Sanders
Dominic Hill
Stop larping as an Indian, wite boi.
Brayden Flores
Ok
Parker Collins
Its called Shartposting on 4Mart
Jaxon Turner
don't care what you are.... but, true story bruh, they always try to hide.
Connor Bell
More poems plz. There is another verse, yes?
Liam Martinez
Why do Americans shart in mart?
Why do Americans plop in shop?
Why do Americans diarrhea in galleria?
Jacob Morgan
hahahaha I funny poop jokeei
Elijah Gomez
lol why you mad? is that because your pants are dirty?
Elijah Phillips
Wallshart: Reloaded
Ethan White
divide & conquer thread
Austin Bell
I've been working at walmart for over a decade and I have never seen an incident of sharting.
Luke Jackson
>Doublekill
Camden Cox
You seem to be a trustworthy person, sure I believe you!
Jack Brooks
Once upon a midday dreary, while I pondered, fat and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious local store—
While I shopped, nearly walking, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my pants backdoor.
"'Tis some shart," I muttered, "tapping at my pants backdoor—
Only this and nothing more.
The Shart, by Edgar Mutt Poe
Mason Myers
That's too much bullshit for me to handle, why don't you just enjoy a nice warm shart in your mouth? It tastes just like chocolate! try it!
Ian Howard
If anyone is an authority on this shit (no pun), it's me.
Ayden Harris
Beautiful...
>wiping tears
Lucas Russell
Sure, my good sir, I believe you.
I don't see why not?
Angel Morgan
>Shart Wars: Episode V: The release
William Gonzalez
>The invisible shart 2
Nathan Miller
>Shartman 3: Feel my wrath
Jeremiah Rivera
Seriously why don't you guys wear brown pants, it will save you alot of trouble.
Kayden Williams
i prefer blue jeans. They don't soil as quickly as I do actual work there,
Camden Mitchell
Is this written to the tune of run to the hills?
Hunter Collins
obviously you fucking shart
Matthew Williams
Adult diapers?
Michael Brown
Atleast my leader isnt a closet homo
Cameron Walker
I believe they don't want to look even fatter.
I mean most of them already looks like they wear diapers because of their hamburger body shapes.
But overall, good idea!