Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Fuck the Left Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKjfWSPI7s
youtube.com/watch?v=fAYjSLtz6wQ

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289957/Kampfansage-der-CSU-Die-AfD-ist-ein-Feind-von-allem-fuer-das-Bayern-steht.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176289851/Mehr-Transparenz-Unionspolitiker-wollen-gegen-anonyme-AfD-Unterstuetzer-vorgehen.html
tichyseinblick.de/kolumnen/alexander-wallasch-heute/die-enthemmte-stiftung-bertelsmann-attackiert-deutsche-innovationskraft/
tichyseinblick.de/tichys-einblick/fuenf-irrtuemer-im-asylrecht/

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes & spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

Last thread:

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zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2018-05/neue-rechte-verteilung-deutschlandkarte
youtube.com/watch?v=eW3khLUz0Co
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
thetimes.co.uk/article/german-crime-rate-fall-despite-rapefugee-fears-n6xxjlbc7
bka.de/DE/AktuelleInformationen/StatistikenLagebilder/PolizeilicheKriminalstatistik/PKS2017/pks2017_node.html;jsessionid=57CB883097B597ED61568B3DF7930503.live0612
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2018-05/neue-rechte-verteilung-deutschlandkarte

sjw central in full conspiracy mode

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it's always darkest before dawn!

Weißwurstäquator reporting
the weather is nice and no shitskins in sight

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reminder:
this is about a good v. evil foundation myth, virtue signalling galore
you effortlessly obtain a percieved position of superiority, take the side of the good, by strawmanning and projecting a great evil into place
basic d&c shit

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>Weißwurst
das raycis

Meine Bayerischen Freunde, die AfD ist keine Alternative.

Wählt CSU + Grüne für HEIMAT & NATUR!

Ach mist, die leute sind ja wirklich so dämlich ... CDU/CSU voters actually would prefer a coalition with the Greens over the FDP!

Can the FPÖ be helpful in the Wahlkampf? I sure hope so ...

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I tasted Weisswurst...
not impressed, Saupreiss!

>Sie alle kämpfen gegen die offene Gesellschaft. Eine Deutschlandkarte
>Die AfD sitzt als größte Oppositionsfraktion im Bundestag, in Dresden und Cottbus gehen Tausende gegen Zuwanderung auf die Straße (...)
Literally fake news! Open societiy yes but not by abandoning our national values and traditions. "gegen Zuwanderung" is also a fucking joke. "Zuwanderung" is different than this mass-invasion.

Also get rid of your memeflags, anons. You don't need it here.

bump for rayks tirade against migrants

youtube.com/watch?v=eW3khLUz0Co

>kuchenTV
Honestly? How old are you?

>wählt CSU + Grüne
fug outta here Bernd

i bed you didn't "zuzel" it
pleb

blease elaborate! I'm great connoisseur of wurst and I would like to get the best of any wurst!

none of your business.
why would that matter anyway.
if you stopped infant sperging for a minute, you might well have noticed that this channel has 700k subs and up to 300k views.
this is an order of magnitude greater then the usual channes covering this, besides the vid is well done.
stop being a bloody beginner

Ehrenmann for being neutral on this on to be honest.

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First of all you need to be 18 or older to post here. KuchenTV aims for kids and teens. It might help the greater cause but we don't need it here right now. But while I write this, I notice that I exagerated a bit. Tho I'm allergic to memeflags...

what if he's allergic to namefags?

*+tripfags

The difference is that I have nothing to hide, I even wrote several times I'm from Frankfurt. You on the other hand behave like an antifant covering up your face.

>antifant
wtf is that?
>covering up your face
no, I'm not. principles, that's all. me flag is right there, but not showing right when geoflag is chosen.
btw, just teasing ya, no offence intended!

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Will any of you ragewatch eurovision today?
Also, yes, pic related is a real thing

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are ya suggesting I'm a fucking antifa lowlife????
gas yourself kike!

You're only covering your flag.

never wathced, never will! degenerate as fuck, rigged, politico shit as well, balkan circle jerk included. all in all - complete shit and waste of time. EVEN when my country's bitch is more successful than usual shit that comes out of our "national selection"

>KuchenTV aims for kids and teens.
irrelevant
video is well done, hopefully still trending in germ yt and contains some dynamite.
it is all that matters, orders of magnitude.
i have no idea who you mean with we and you don't either. it is strictly not about your ego, tripfag.
> Tho I'm allergic to memeflags...
stop falling for shariablues d&c shit from one year ago

no. I do not subscribe to the flag that my country is currently flying as the main national flag. the flag that I posted is official Lithuanian flag, it is however relegated to "historical" flag status only.
you know nothing Hesseanon!

I just posted it as a little reminder.

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I am not smart, i may be clever, but i know my way around these kinds of subjects and i am also not a Hesse.

so and a german antifa faggot couldn't possibly post under a german flag?!
JUST
besides, look at last thread, 50 posts by some boomer fetishist under german flag.
that really went well, didn't it?

>irrelevant
It's not, image related shows his audience. Their attention span is even shorter than the average antifaggot. Not that helpful if you ask me.

Anyway, you can enjoy the chamber until you reveal.

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>171362218
oh Lord!... not him again... OK, I'll go to bed to sleep my wine off... it was a mistake to come to kraut/pol/ again

Are you dumb? Someone like KuchenTV might seem like super low and light in the way he is, but has a following in younger people. Even if he isn't outing him as a right winger, if he hurts the left by unveiling their lies, it is great work.

>tripfags

'sup?

>a memeflag and a tripfag both walk into a bar...

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yo yo yo! whassssup, DG!
long time no see! been working on muh woodworkshop this week. drunk now, and taking weekend off for R&R
how've you been?

go ooon

>hard mode: Sütti is the barkeeper ... he is already on edge and has a shotgun under the bar counter :D

>mfw hiding in the closet

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>game over, man, game over!!!!!

*inhales*

THIS ... IS ... KRAUT/POL/!!!

*kicks some lefty down a ravine*

yes exactly.
and a lot of those get to vote next round.
>trending
>orders of magnitude
repeat after me and fix you fucking shitshow

FUCK the Left

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>*kicks some lefty down a ravine*
uhm... I thought it was some turd... not even noticed.
now I have to srcrape it off

Good to hear you are making progress, what's it gonna be this time? Week was ok, some progress in the lab, visiting parents just now and been to the sauna. Lunch soon so should maybe take a shower ... oh and cheers! ;)

he is edging again?
i like this already

>Shotgun

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>shit avalanches ;)

Ok really have to shower now, brother and gf just arrived and I stink like roadkill...

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thanks, Kamerad!
Ye Gods, I could use some fine Alpine view with my wine drunkness! (real life, not pic)
but, I'm destined to live it off as a flatlander :D
raised my first fachwerk this week. ground work done, so work should proceed faster next week. garden to tend too though so it sucks not to have all time devoted to things that irks me most.
glad to hear that those cells a growing!
fuck shower! let that musk smell spread! :D

truce motherfucker?

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>BRRRRRRRRRRRT

Oh well, that joke escalated quickly... :D

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>based slavs xD

>let that musk smell spread! :D

If I do that my mother might chase me through the garden with a kitchen knife ;)

Btw know that, you are fascinated with something but then have to do everyday stuff. Annoying. Btw if you ever have the chance to visit Austria I would recommend Wolfgangsee area ... off to limch now, see ya guys

Do you really think this is the face of mercy?

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you still to see muh face...
I don't want to disturb your sleep, so I'll refrain

> raised my first fachwerk this week

Nice. The closest I've ever come is Schlitz und Zapfen with the occasional Kopfband/Fussband for furniture. I may have to mess with Fachwerk at some stage (currently looking into buying a barn which is Fachwerk behind the scenes). As far as I can tell it's sound though (one Kopfband is lose, but even I can pound that peg back in there).

It's a desperate try to construct a connection of Identitarian and New Right metapolitical movements -- who are in grassroots support of AfD, just like us -- to AfD in order to press BfV to "observe" AfD and thus taint the party for the mainstream.
Current issue of Junge Freiheit casts a spotlight on these movements as well, but in a much more objective way.

>"You still to see muh face."
Have you been drinking Floor Wax again?

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The Left shall be pic related from society

t.hobbe

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Are you trying to infiltrate Jow Forums?

politikversagen.net dieded away :^)

>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
FORSA JUST RELEASED THEIR STUDIES
SPD sunk to 17% (again) and AfD remains at 13%

I honestly believe that it is the other way around but ((they)) have to keep it low key. Picturing SPD below AfD would be a disaster for them.

3x Finanzier :/

you go, man! always do something new, as our Leutnant used to say - Immer weiter! Immer weiter!
floor wax is for pussies like you. I drink only liquefied depleted uranium
go marry someone!

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Just join EinProzent as a supporting member and donate a monthly moderate fee to strenghten the base for the metapolitical spearhead.

Gruess Gott
wie sieht den Reich aus

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How much longer before the AfD will consistently poll above 20%?
>mfw 1 in 5 Germans is a “literal” Nazi

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Deutschland erwacht!

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If we get to have another great party happening, it might kill the SPD into irrelevance

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Daily reminder

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Good news, Krautfaces. I just found a man to wed and to give children. It took a couple of serious months to find one just from online, and I hope and pray you all find a spouse very soon and quickly.

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thetimes.co.uk/article/german-crime-rate-fall-despite-rapefugee-fears-n6xxjlbc7

:)

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So what ? Germany can't even afford to invade Berlin.

the statistic is being dishonest because, political violence has been ignored on purpose. This is a fairly well known critizism in the media

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"Oh no, the statistic doesn't go my way, must be fake !!"

Now that your governement passed the family reunion law, it's just a matter of time before tou disappear.

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What?

I would send you links to our media calling it bs, but you dont speak german. If you want to jack off to something like that then goahead be a nigger somewhere else

Topshelf kek?

> you go, man! always do something new, as our Leutnant used to say - Immer weiter! Immer weiter!

I shall do that. I'm pondering replacing the Fachwerk by brick though, since the barn is brick on 3 sides anyway, with just the front being Fachwerk + wooden slats.

Need to work out how to pull that off while keeping the Dachstuhl on there, though (I don't really want to rebuild the barn completely, just make it less draughty...).

> floor wax is for pussies like you. I drink only liquefied depleted uranium

In the spirit of "Immer weiter!" you need to graduate to U235.

>I would send you links to our media calling it bs, but you dont speak german.

What is online translation.

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Got a baguette stuck up your arse or why so butthurt? :D

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Stop projecting.

I just posted a link proving despite refugees, crime is falling in germany. Then, user called it fake because it doesn't go his way.

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bka.de/DE/AktuelleInformationen/StatistikenLagebilder/PolizeilicheKriminalstatistik/PKS2017/pks2017_node.html;jsessionid=57CB883097B597ED61568B3DF7930503.live0612 right go to the source it self, on there it reads what type was not included in the statistics

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You are taking it at face value. Abortion is murder, for example, and every year it is not counted as "crimes against humanity" on the crime stats. Therefore, crime is at an all time high, more than it's ever been.

Rapes (StraftatengegendiesexuelleSelbstbestimmung) went up by quite a bit though, which seems concerning as especially rapes by non-germans went up, from 8,698 to 11,439

daily reminder

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Is someone watching the ESC?

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And you can bet only

It is bs (You) retarded frog sodomite.
Violent crimes up horribly
Illegal border trespassings down substantially, this is the effect

No.

Read cocksucker.

>Crime in Germany has dropped to the lowest level since 1992, despite fears raised by the influx of more than a million asylum seekers.

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>despite fears raised by the influx of more than a million asylum seekers.
The fear of an increase in rapes was confirmed though, this is just lying by omission.

Too degenerate.

Cologne Rape Attacks 2016 (colorized)

I hope the austrian nigger wins for the lolz

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Carefully ignoring official reports from our government admitting that Terrorism and Car crashes arent in the Report
Really makes you think

sounds like quite a project there! replacing an entire wall... uff - makes my skin crawl. I know from experience that renovating old stuff is way way more difficult than just building new stuff
>graduate to U235.
lül
wilco

Not just sexual assault is counted, but all crime.

Donw since 1992, too bad for you pal.