What do you think about my country?

heard ya got good looking ladies and they are drunks

The mental image I get from the word "Australians" is blonde people tanned and drinking a lot. And spiders on top of them.
Also, based autist Aussie
youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE&t

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it's not over until the fat lady sings man, the majority of us don't like it so it's not like it'll keep happening for ages

yeah we love a beer hahaha, it's just a part of our relaxed nature

a coarse version of britain, hot as fuck and spiders with health bars.

my brothers

Australia > UK

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THIS

politely forgets to mention that you nuked the aboriginals

Great country, and a testament to Anglo superiority. You can take a rag tag collection of bums from England and dump them on an uninhabitable island. Give them a couple centuries and they are one of the most developed countries in the world.

Oh yeah, totally.

It's pretty aside frome the mutant spiders

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give UK back its flag

Why the fuck foreigners wanna talk about spiders so much? Yes, it rains spiders. No, we don't eat them. No, the spiders don't eat us. Yes they eat the vermin, bats and rats and birds.

There has been a peace agreement for years now. They won't harm you just give them the secret spider salute and you'll be all peachy cream

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Are Australian people anti-intellectual and resentful of people who stick out from the crowd?

You guys are good cunts, I like the lot of you.

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Bant-masters and shit-posters. The archetypal 4channers.

fuck the abbos desu, absolute parasites and ungrateful cunts for all the free shit we give them in trying to make up for the past (which we shouldn't)

our flag looks better than theirs

I guess you could say we hate pretentious people but besides from that we like when others are successful, some people do have tall-poppy syndrome but they tend to be socialists or uni lecturers

cheers mate hahaha

Australia is great except for Melbourne.
Fuck Melbourne.

yes.

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I summon that Uruguayan diaspora Aussie, he was cool and knew lots of things.
Also, are Latinos invading Straya as well as chinks?

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I'm glad for Melbourne, it's like a magical vacuum that sucks all the lefties up off Tasmania

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nah there aren't too many latinos here, that's mainly america

As much as we give each other shit we are brothers who share the union jack and when we banter amerimutts together it's great

Nope. Can't get decent tacos in Sydney to save a life.

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b-but I love their trams...

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She makes me want to touch myself.

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She comes in animated version too

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Tell me bout tasmania. Whats it like there?

greatest ally unironically

there isn't a whole lot to do down there, its pretty rainy and wet most of the time iirc

absolutely

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Learn how to make them. There are tons of YT channel teaching about Latin American food.
Empanadas are the South American way tho, more practical than Tacos.
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Might go there one day due to wife's family. Any stuff i gotta look out for in good ol straya?

Nothing of value lost tho

I've lived in holland and so to compare:
>it's about the same temperature except we get bigger day-night variations
>it's much much windier here
>the people here are far more honest, but more ignorant. we never bring up the past to brag, unlike dutch who do it constantly
>we never ask people about money because we're all poor and that's plain rude
>women paying for their own shit will make them laugh at you but there are notable exceptions.
>the shops don't play loud music and sometimes the shop staff will dodge you rather than act fake nice
>as a foreigner here, people will randomly offer you alcohol and drugs. this is normal.
>the fridge is open more often than its shut, the opposite of holland.
>lots of people have two fridges, one is for beer. I guess other australians do this

I guess it's like britain used to be like in 1850, but with slightly more modern technology.

Australians are dangerous, I think they all get artificial drinking livers at birth.

speaking of which, Abel Tasman, the guy who discovered Tasmania was also Dutch

nah you'll be right if you stick to the cities, be wary of the abbos, they won't hesitate to attack you if you piss them off

>Any stuff i gotta look out for in good ol straya?

Some states are nastier than others. For example in Queensland I didn't know my shoes would turn green if I left them outside. I also didn't know the beaches were covered in syringes.

In tas I go to the beach and get nude and jack off if I want. there's fucking no one around, let alone syringes and garbage.

greatest ally

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>bring up the past.
I thought most Dutch are too dumb for this unless you mean of their own personal lives lol.
>randomly offer drugs
Just like home.

>Fridge doors beeing kept open.
UNACCEPTABLE.

No one around sounds nice, Aslong as i dont run into you shootin your load onto the beach.

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Nothing special
>this kills the stralian

The most awesome of the Anglosphere nations.

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