The ABSOLUTE state of the UK

Jesus Christ... Sort it out please poms

100% Conservacucks.

They don't call her "Mummy May" for no reason. (she also happens to be the daughter of a vicar)

This

>loicense
More like loincense.
Eh.

Don't be a yank
bin that wank!

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I wonder what all the (((underage))) new bongs will do when access to porn sites is cut off from their gibs phones?

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I'm curious as well. Not being factious or ironic. Outside the perception of Jow Forums addict what I see reminds me of a well regulated blue collar prison. Course most news stories focus on the urban centers. Maybe the UK is packed full of rural awesomeness. I want to see more of that stuff in the news (if it exists still)

Probably trade pics with their classmates.

Search VPN on the Play Store and be wanking in 5 mins

It's pretty much like living in any other 1st world country. I live in a small town, 99% white, and none of the stuff in the headlines ever reaches us.
There's been noise about this in particular for years and nothing has come of it.

I assumed as much, it's the same here. I never understood why collectively people don't hate on specific cities. They are usually the culprits of everything horrible.

fap to bra catalogs and go out of your way to court a gf in the hopes you get to finger bang her behind the bike shed at school like we had to in our days lol

i know americans will see this as a breech of freedom but desu its welcome,now kids will not be exposed to the porn jew

Porn didn't really become a major thing in my life till tube sites came about. It was always there, easy to access, but also annoying to access.

There are kid-friendly settings on pretty much every router to block specific websites. This is just an excuse for more surveillance and censorship by the UK government, and you know that damn well.

porn is one of the most damaging things to the creation of white kids

too many western men are addicted to it they are sat at home fapping to niche porn instead of having a shit shower and shave,throwing on their sunday best and going down to the local pub to grab a wench to make kids with.

i welcome this change,i hope it blocks everything pornagraphic.pornhub xvideos,xhamster the works

Wow, licence to see cam models.
I would probably go on a stabbing spree then get shot after only killing one.

if given the choice people will always leave the censorship off,this isnt about protecting just kids,but also to wean adults off a porn addiction by force,we need to secure an existance for white kids and having adults addicted to porn is detriment to that

if we dont boost the native birth rate we gotta import foreigners to make up the gap,germans and americans wont move here en masse cause their nations are happy,3rd worlders on the other hand are willing to move in droves.

problem with that is its noticable and the public are getting pissed at it so other measures must be taken

you underestimate the idiocy of the average adult parent and overestimate the decency of teens.

They will spends a whole weekend holed up somewhere to circumvent a porn block for a wank, time parents do not have.

I dont know how they have catalogued every site to know whether it contains porn. If a tumblr page, for example, contains porn, is access to the user page blocked to britbongs or are they just blocked from tumblr itself because the site happens to contain porn?

Or are they only blocking known sites that are solely dedicated to porn?

I am all for banning porn, I am just curious as to how it is feasible to do so on the interwebs.

bin that boner mate

hinestly this could be a good thing, everyone goes home after a day of dealing with neo-commie bullshit all day and releases stress through porn, if their stress relief is cut off maybe they will finally fight back.

Because you don't think about the consequences. For example, Jow Forums hosts porn. That means you'll need to buy a code to access Jow Forums, a code that is unique and can easily be backtraced to you. Now, they can easily arrest you for posting hatespeech, as we have seen, even a simple joke is enough in the UK nowadays.

Any kind of censorship you advocate can eventually come back to bite you in the ass, and you probably know that the UK government is not acting in the best interests of its people.

True, but most parents are retards when it comes to these things.

I think it would be an idea to ban porn, but of course the way they've attempted it is terrible.

The idea is that you enter your credit card details into porn sites before entering them.

It wouldn't be applicable to sites like Jow Forums and ofther free stuff, or perhaps the government would see to fining Jow Forums if they did. Hence the law being a shitshow.

>fap to bra catalogs and go out of your way to court a gf
You're calling it (((courting))) now?
topkek

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH at bongs

> Sacrificing freedom for hypothetical security

Sounds like a Brit

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Also file sharing sites and torrents, how do they stop people from using them to watch porn. Even Jow Forums...are britbongs blocked from viewing /hc/, but still able to access Jow Forums, or are britbongs eventually going to be blocked from coming to Jow Forums ar all without a porn pass?

How do you really block people from getting porn? This seems like it is going to be a complete failure.

i dont understand why they see us as a threat,white terrorism isnt even a thing,its like merkel saying we must clamp down on internet laws due to chinese terrorism lol

imagine how much revenue that will generate though. kind of genius desu

what's wrong Shlomo? you're sad you will be selling less?

Britaon : Totalitarian Communism at last !

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So nothing?

Because the government is not your friend (and neither is the German one, by the way)

>Want to make it harder to access porn to protect children from being exposed to degeneracy
>Americans are mad
Why am I not surprised? You guys are beyond cucked to your Jewish masters at this point, You are mentally controlled to call out any threat to them.

Good, it's degenerate.

>The idea is that you enter your credit card details into porn sites before entering them.

>It wouldn't be applicable to sites like Jow Forums and ofther free stuff

So, if the real goal is to stop minors from viewing porn, this whole law is completely laughable.

Since when do minors use pay porn sites?

That is the worse poetry I've ever read, too repetitive. I could do better if I had the time. Which I do.

It's a vehicle for mass internet censorship.

Any website where porn COULD be posted will be banned. Only some websites will get exceptions - e.g. reddit

The point is to silence the internet and prevent people from getting news and information from sources besides the news.

there is more nigger rape of white women in america than there is in most african countries.

that 1400 number was over the course of decades,meanwhile that is just a few months worth in america.

why dont your govt point it out? oh wait das racist!!!!!!

fuck off yank we are all on the same sinking ship,you are boasting just because you are dry on the stern while we are on the bow.and going down by the head.

doesnt matter,we are both on the same ship.

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not poetry
youtube.com/watch?v=o7X3LYGV_N8

The absolute state of Memeistan

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The countryside's still nice.

I have called for nuking Londonistan at least three times today, user.

They'll just block everything except government approved sites obv.

>OI! U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT WANK? CAUGHT U WHITE-HANDED I DID.

This is actually a really good question. Does this mean no more 4chins for brits?

Only complete addicts/enthusiasts pay

paying is weird, you're weird if you pay money for digital things.

/hc/ will be banned but it will be mandatory to post and reply in all /hm/ threads

They were suppose to implement it in april but then they realized how retarded that is.

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>you are boasting just because you are dry on the stern while we are on the bow.and going down by the head
mate they are the fucking anchor

>my wank licence is at home gov nah!

Who the hell came up with all this ?
Fuck this gay civilization, just revolt with your vote massively to UKIP.

>believing in free speech is a jew conspiracy

I understand the bongs arent under the US constitution, but freedom of expression and acess to information are western philisophical ideals. Gtfo shill.

not 100% of the uk knows how to use or even what is a vpn

even if the law blocks 40% of people from porn then you wind up with half a generation not addicted to hardcore pornography.

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Not according to the britbong sho posted He indicates that the porn pass is just used in conjunction with a credit card if you are using a pay porn site.

If accurate, this law does not stop minors from watching porn...they only ever view free porn. This law, if the britbong is correct, seems to be just a vice tax for adults who pay for porn online.

>British cuisine

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Yes, the countryside.

That's it. I'm being serious, it's fucking depressing here. When i visit my uncle and aunt in the countryside all of a sudden become more productive and happy and have hope for my future - when i go back to the city or any town the depression comes back.

america is the ice (((berg))) lol

The UK is the worst country on the planet, it is literally worse than fucking Pakistan. UK is a pure shithole with absolutely zero freedom. The only good thing about the UK (the absolute only thing) is the FAKETAXI porn series.

> Internet killing old media
> classifieds gone, free news everywhere, one-click exposes of journalists' lies
> lobbyists.avi
> people need to buy porn minutes from daily tabloids
> old media is saved

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in the 70s the GOP tried to outlaw porn,this is just our attempt at it

porn is degenerate,its time for the public to be cut off from it,govt sanctioned nofap

Hardcore pay porn, sure. This just means the kiddies will fap to hentai and furshit instead.

Banning porn is a good thing. They should also ban all the pornstars, escorts and camwhores from Twitter etc. The place for degeneracy is in the slums or underground, where they can rot.

I know, which is why this law is so perplexing to me. It won't protect minors at all and will just amount to a vice tax for weirdos who pay for porn.

>free speech
>exposing children to porn

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im 32 m8,i litterally have NEVER not even heard a rumour of such a thing as a toast butty

its a meme,maybe a regional thing,we have pasty barms and pie barms (a pie on a sandwich) but toast? nope,its a meme m8.

I opened this thread to find this post. Many keks were had.

yet they have no problem letting little girls get raped

ok pierre,you can stop anglo hating from behind that leaf

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It's real mate, you can't hide it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

ahh, so they're just trying to muscle in on the industry. I think greed is reputable reason for the implementation of this. If it was because of some ethical bullshit I might've been a little miffed. But this is about get that cam site money. Which is smart, because there is a lot of money there. Also, uninformed people will continue to use those services along with all the other illegal shit they do and talk about via social media. More money to the public or the people that rule over you "and that's a good thing"

>OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK

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unironically we need to ban porn, criminalise it and set the penalty for production or distribution of porn to be so cripplingly high that nobody dare seek it out

Ditch the punks, bin that spunk

Porn is what keeps boys from growing up.

no wonder i aint heard of it it was from the victorian era like 200 years ago lol

How do you spell VPN?

It doesnt even matter because in a few years once the muslims make the caliphate its going to be illegal to leave that prison island

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Sorry statist, direct intervention rarely works because the politcal class is usually just as vice-ridden as the population, and usually so disconnected from the lives of the citizens that they have no idea how to clamp down anyway.

Doesnt stop you brits from trying, but this is exactly why my goverment ragequit yours.

You can have sex with 'young' British 'women' as long as you are not British*.

It's fucking shit, an absolute anarcho-tyranny, I own a car I can't even fucking drive because of bullshit taxation and insurance costs while still having to paying to park outside my own house. Fuck Income tax, inheritence tax, useless national insurance to pay for a pension I will never get, fuck CCTV, fuck GCHQ, all our infrastructure and buildings are falling apart and nothing fucking works properly. Economy and housing prices are fucked and has been since 2008, we have no fucking freedom or space to do shit like practice archery or shooting without having to join a club thanks to not having yard space. On top of all of that, we are getting demographically genocided by actual subhumans who walk around in bedsheets and literall stink the place up, they spit too, fucking spit everywhere like camels, no wonder tuberculosis has returned stronger than ever. All the while nobody gives a fuck "yeh m8 it's all awright in't it, do yer job and just watch footy down the pub m8" no it's not alright you morons, can't you see what is happening?
fuck everything about this godforsaken fucking place, I watch vintage footage on youtube and see how different things were a few decades ago and curse my grandparents and their parents for the hell they created. I need to fucking escape this place before something snaps

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but you have to pay for a VPN so its another cost,that paywall enough is enough in alot of cases

fap tax

good.

young white pent up men will start slapping uppity bitches again and fight more.

We defeated one of the mighy jewish platforms when will the rest of you?

>Arresting all the newfags and phoneposters who don't know the first thing about the internet and can't bypass a shitty government block
>Showing their true ugly face to the public inciting a bit more revolution in their hearts while at the same time cleaning Jow Forums of some of the scum killing it

Sounds fucking ace to me, m8. The whole reason we're so fucked right now is that the people as a whole aren't being pushed far enough to actually push back, we're controlled by two parties (both of them traitors bought by globalists) and any attempt by a third is immediately infiltrated, branded racist nutters, and destroyed (UKIP being the prime example of recent years) so a democratic solution is clearly out the fucking window, all we can hope is they push hard enough while there's still a chance. Pretending we're not already fucked and won't have to one-day revolt entirely isn't going to help anything. So let MI5 bring it on, bunch of Bond wannabe faggots, I'll spoon the lot of 'em.

you are just mad that nations are slowly stopping your degeneracy from poisoning europe,all the porn comes mostly from the usa and the weird shit also.

12 hours in mspaint

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>When you ideology is so disgusting not even the church of satan wants to associate with you

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the snapping point is what i wait for desu