/ptg/ President Trump General - When You See It Edition

Which sauce on my tendies would trigger him more, Sweet and Sour or Barbecue?

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Why are virgins allowed into school after grade 8 ? That would stop all mass shootings in one blow.

Sixteen new pages on the Lynch-Rapin Bill tarmac meeting to be released!
thegatewaypundit.com/2018/05/sekulow-deep-state-admitted-to-having-16-more-pages-of-clinton-lynch-tarmac-meeting-docs-that-it-will-be-forced-to-turn-over-by-month-end/

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What am i lookong for in op pic :(

twitter.com/acevonjohnson/status/995328692942389248
Are we going to do something about the pitbull question?

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"Pillar of salt" was a metaphor for "white with fear", as in the horror of looking upon the destroyed city.
God didn't actually turn people into salt, that's Trump's job.

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Her eyes look retarded.

anything interesting happen this afternoon/night

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hot sauce

>read comment before flag
>expect UK flag
>get leaf

why would you ruin food
although i don't think it's possible to make tendies any more disgusting

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>even considering sweet and sour

what are ya, some kind of commie chink?

Trips makes it so!

fuck the usa

P-p-please give me sauce of pic related

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If not how how will kim be assured hes getting money for this? Thats why kims coming to the table as his poverty stricken country needs big fat american dollars.

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She's an aussie.

thats what penis inspection day is for

>God didn't actually turn people into salt

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awoo in pic

>second set of trips in 15 mins
I feel blessed, time to go wangan now

You're mum gave me one blow and in return she got a mass shooting in her mouth.

i think it's Trump's inauguration

No this was a slow news day.

I think you are lying. but you might have a small point. i think she really turned into salt.

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One of the Best days in American History

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Inauguration.

>modern day slavery
wew

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Kek. You're all right, frogposter. We can hang.

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Spaghetti sucks without sauce.
Take your (You) and stop ordering your steak well-done.

Careful, in this brave new world sex with mommy gf's is actually a badge of honor and thus your mom jokes are endangered.

Steak sauce is unnecessary I'll give you that, but for spaghetti, some sort of sauce is required.

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why are fanfictions and hypotheticals allowed to be published on news sites?

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When im at work, i hate it... When im home, i hate it because i have nothing to do. What gives?

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If Taylor Swift pays me to fuck her, here's how it works.
I am so tired of the jews.

what's her ethnicity?

>"Pillar of salt" was a metaphor for "white with fear"
>God didn't actually turn people into salt
Heresy

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Ask God for forgiveness you heathen.

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Some whore. Stop spamming it every night

The FBI agent that infiltrated Trump’s campaign was named. Stefan Halper.
He has connections to anything and everything related to the Deep State. Bushes, Clinton’s, FBI, communism, Zionism, etc...
It’s all there user!

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Anything incriminating that was said in that plane will not be mentioned in the report. You think Bill Clinton is stupid enough to have a conversation like that on the record?

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>eat apple
>still hungry
I'm going to fucking die.

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Having a good memory is great for some things like bringing up intricate details from a good time with your friends 20 years ago, but sometimes I can't choose what comes into my head and I'm forced to replay those videos so vividly, it's horrible pain all over again...

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Looks like an italian mutt

just cook chicken the chicken with cayenne powder ffs
breading is degenerate and sauce is a sin

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everyone should have to register their sex partners every 6 months. no sex, off to the gulag.

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Because it triggers you, that's my only reason now.

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>no /ptg/ edits of this

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minus one of the chickens

Go to the gas station and blow homeless men

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(and thats a good thing)

No, but any new info is good info

Fresh basil, butter, and parm work well when there's no sauce.
I like my steak medium but sometimes I cook it well. Fight me.

drink some whole milk

I endangered your mum's ability to hold her shit in.

A nice muslim introduced a sharp metal object into the bodies of several people in france.

I want to get a dog but /an/ feels like plebbit and I don't want to listen to plebbit-tier advice. Does anyone on /ptg/ have a dog and how do I into man's best friend?

What is happening to her? Are they hurting her?

is that vmi or west point? can't tell, but surprised no nogs in their.

>tfw you will never meet Donald Trump
>tfw you will never work directly for President Trump
>tfw you will never be a part of President Trump's Secret Service detail

If I join the military and excel could I be there someday in the next 7 years?

all these goys fighting for gods chosen people

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Frankfolks are lazy desu

>and here's why it's a good thing

butter is kind of a sauce, especially when mixed with other things

parm mixed with butter and basil would probably qualify as a sauce

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eat some bread.

what a jerk

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That's just their peaceful way of sharing the love of their peaceful god. For peace.

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>its saturday
>bust my ass all week, been looking forward to the weekend
>wake up
>coffee and cigarettes
>shitpost on Jow Forums
>jerk off
>nap
>wake up
>more coffee and cigarettes
>shitpost more
>eat breakfast/lunch
>shitpost
>get high
>shitpost
>get drunk
>shitpost
>eat dinner
>shitpost
>soon i wii jerk off and go to bed, only to wake up tomorrow and do the exact same thing

i am truly cursed to be among you faggots.

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is Fortnite the most profitable jewish thing right now?

You might be lucky enough to be in a base that he choose to visit, but yeah, no dice on ever seeing him as a gruntfag.

>how do I into man's best friend
Move to Canada.

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REAL AWOO HOURS

AWOO IF YOU UP

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Oh my. Did the nice muslim got his metal back? I'd assume its pretty expensive.

No. You would need to be a SS vet as well.

paradox still exists

We have one due for the centennial armistice day.

good call.

What is this? Oh i know. Its Trumps parade re-enactment of wars and uniforms.

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Stuff like why the fuck was Peter Strzok knee deep in the tarmac case too.

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I actually have a feeling it is incriminating since the Deep State tried to hide it. Why would he incriminate himself? Because he thought his wife was going to win and that Lynch would become a SCOTUS.
Hubris will always be the downfall of the Deep State and it’s actors. It’s how we’ve come to learn so much about them in the first place.

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