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*breath in*
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OI M8 DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT BONER?
Shhh you'll wake up the retards from r/nofap that think this is "based."
Pornography is ruining people. Instant gratification is bad for you, makes you a fiend.
>60 year old man has to go to store and buy a pass for 10kg and his ID
>6 year old boy just uses a VPN to get everything for free
Porn should just be banned
>Not wanting porn banned
WTF is wrong with you. Porn going mainstream has ruined a few generations and is probably a leading cause as to why relationships don't last anymore.
>porn licence
Anyone else love watching the UK destroy themselves? The fucking state of that shithole.
This will just bring back the old days of old creepers looking through windows and fapping. Looking at the girls changing room and chocking the chicken
Oi BBC licence dept, I would like a 10 minute wank pass, sure luv, that'll be 20 pounds please dial your financial information, alright, 10 minutes of interracial cuckhold porn, enjoy God Save the Queen.
BUH MUH FREEDOM TO BE DEGENERATE!!!!!!!!!
OI M8 DO YA AVE A LOICENCE FER LAUGHING AT HAVING UH LOICENCE FOR WATCHING PORN ON THE TELE?
Don't let your memes be dreams
Tragic. Guess who owns the most corner shops (newsagents)? Fucking pakis. So we pay pakis to watch porn. This won’t get more kids raped at all. Honest!
>nottttttttttttt
No fun allowed, of course. Only wholesome activities such as watching grass grow is acceptable
THE BEST THING THAT THE BONGS HAVE DONE IN DECADES.
This should be done everywhere.
All of you know that porn is bad for society and many of you here know you have a problem with it.
OI MATE YA HAVEN'T PAID FER YA TELE LOICENSE BLOKE! YA CAN'T HAVE A WANK UNTIL YA PAY YOUR TELE LOICENSE GOVNAH.
That's how you detect them.
Is nofap the right wing male equivilent of "I'm into holistic herbal remedies"?
I literally was making 'oi do you have your porn license??' a couple of months ago.
do I need a card for my dick?
jokes*
yes and no
if you fap to your own homemade porn it's ok
if the industry is flooding your bandwith with porn it's bad
we should ban professional porn worldwide
It was in the news months ago that we were getting porn banned unless we give ID. It was “supposed” to happen last month.
WANKING LICENSE
Kek
Bin that Boner!
> remove religion
> convince people their convenience is priceless
> so they work more efficiently for you
> they start dwelling in basements caressing their dicks
> DEGENERACY IS BAD, PRAISE JESUS!!!11
Do you have a license for your boner?
Porn is degenerate and should be discouraged at all costs.
No but I do have a queue of people who will succ me for free
didn't they ban porn sites with kinky stuff recently?
Nofap and noporn are different things though.
>and is probably a leading cause as to why relationships don't last anymore
This is ridiculous.
The reason relationships don't last is mostly female hypergamy.
keek
>Masturbation
>Under
>Consent of the
>King
does't controling pr0n by the states sound a bit... bolshevik to you?
tfw Jesus wins again!
Good.
FOOLS
this will lead to higher rape/sexual assault situations as porn addicts slide into withdrawal from their porn.
>inb4 black market for porn
fpbp
Porn is bad but prohibition never works.
Ha!
That's actually the one good thing that UK has ever done. Everything else is a bad joke.
>Porn is haram
DON'T BE A THORN, BIN THAT PORN
>be bong
>go to newsagent to by porn pass
>Paki newsagent doesn't stock porn pass because haram
yup...
teenagers with VPNs trading porn CD's with middle aged men for cigarettes.
it'll be the 90's all over again.
Came to post this kek
omg just call it a fucking porn tax. These socialists and their absolute bullshit.
You can force preteen girls into prostitution but even forbid you watch porn.
Don't be a bonehead, bin that boner!
Don't be a loaner, bin that boner!
So should freedom. They should ban that shit too. Oh wait..
>erection license
lmao who the fuck even wants to live in UK at this point
Let's see, let muslims in, now porn tax. Hrm...
This, but we know the bloody Brits can’t do even good things in such a way that it could help The People, as that couldn’t possibly be their motive.
Why is it every time I see a Muslim guy wearing their mumu it's always a flabby overweight dude?
You never see tall buff dudes wearing those things.
british pussy pass
You're a fucking retard.
> Hurr porn and freedom are the same thing, there is no such thing as nuance, let's get rid of car regulations since that's against true freedom in the car market
I'd be OK with it if the sites could verify your age without knowing your identity, but you know that's not how this is going to work.
The former is actually exciting for Brits.
So... won't this mean Brittania is LITERALLY going to prevent most of English Jow Forums anons to visit here? Half the board is porn and it is against the law to be racist now. Holy shit they just cull the entire brit bong posting force!
>Brits are literally asking their bull‘s permission to cum
Oh my fucking God
DATS ROIGHT M8. NOW WHERE'S DA LOICENSE WANKER?
OI! Do ya bruvs and honkeys got yerselves a loicense for that porn there?
Islam.
So you're saying Jews are only better than whites but not niggers, Arabs, Spics or chinks?
>their bulls
No one likes pakis and we’re not afraid to say it but they own shops on every corner, especially on housing estates. Their loyal customers are alcoholics and junkies as well as pre teens buying cheap cider and cigarettes on weekends.
Yeah because watching two people fuck is fucking rad isnt it, kike?
Unironically this is the best law the UK government has made and will destroy a lot of khazarian degeneracy
kek
PAKIS FORCED TO SELL PORN PASSES!!! BAKE THE CAKE FUCKERS!
woe us who will post all those mutt memes now???
Yes restricting porn is what would destroy a country.
England should be used as the modern example of what happens when a society embraces socialism. The Soviet atrocities of the 20th century happened too long ago for young people today to really understand them. England has now reached the point where you need ID to buy soda or look at tits on a screen. Imagine where it’ll be in 5 years. 10 years. 20 years.
>socialism
Is this just in England? I can’t imagine it’s UK wide. Scotland especially have their own laws as we’ve just seen with the alcohol tax.
>tfw when you see blue haired feminists argue for the rights of the shop owner not to sell you goods
I love this timeline
Shhhhhhhh!
Prohibition, licenses, and additional regulation always works.
>Government bans porn to protect children
>government protects paki paedo rape gangs as they rape 25,000 children.
What did they mean by this?
The bong fails to identify the very system that enslaves him.
don't be judgemental, he's American
Brits you need to give your women a good hard slapping. I know muzzies are the fucking worst, but they don't do everything wrong.
Yes, being able to buy a playboy magazine without the government selling you some "stamp" is what I call freedom. You are retarded dude ;)
Is the Niger cover-up a Nigger cover-up?
exactly what you are making fun of is why you are now being "monitored". You guys got what you asked for so I guess have fun.
OI WANKER!
WHERE'S YOUR WANKER LOICENSE?
Porn industry needs to find a way to make money.
He shouldn’t even be posting here without ID. There’s also content here that criticizes Islam and the UK government. Easily 10 years in prison.
>I regret to inform you that your baby has been decapitated in you womb
>I sewn it's head back so you can give it a little good bye kiss
>Allahu Ack.... I mean God Save the Queen
I shouldn't need a pass when visiting London and soliciting a hot piece of ass through escort sites, r-right lads?
the point is the fuck your women while you buy porn-permission tickets from them
This isn't to watch porn, it's to attach a verified ID number to each internet connection matching browsing habits with real humans
Uh no. Nobody likes pakis. Nobody. It’s common knowledge how slimy and disgusting they are.
>without revealing your full name
Yeah but the muzzy at the corner shop and every fucking customer waiting behind you now knows you’re purchasing a pass to watch underwater amputee cuck porn in 4K.
Jesus this place is a shithole.
This.
IP addresses are unreliable, to prosecute people for islamophia on Jow Forums they need to verify.
>why relationships don't last anymore.
>men not wanting to get shafted in divorce for a toastie roast, her Shekelburgerbergerensteinstien lawyer and get taxed to oblivion for their brown pets is somehow porn's fault.
How about drugs my man? You're sort of playing it down with the playboy magazine, but hardcore pornography of infinite variety readily available on the internet is a lot like drugs.
Do you think that cocaine being banned is an essential and unjust infringement of your freedom?
OI M8, DO YOU HAVE A WANKING LOICENSE?