UK Newsagents to sell 'porn passes' so adults visiting X-rated websites

Spbp

They might as well install a chip to shut you down if you start to know too much about the injustice of the British Regime.

kek

up next, uk changrs it's name to "air strip one"

>2018
>giving your passport and credit card details to mr. jihad at the corner shop for a wanking licence

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can i have a link to this please

i mean it was blatantly obvious to me as soon as "smartphones" were released that this is what they're for

hence i never bought one

source?

also yeah, that must be the final solution. mandatory smartphones for everyone, connected all the time, tracking and recording everything anyone does

Just how big are UK wallets to hold all these licenses?

This. Everyone would agree here that porn is degenerate and destructive to culture.

Mark of the Beast, eh

This would be funny if it wasn't completely plausible.

Depends.

If i'm at home I just carry my small license wallet, which normally covers any on-the-spot inspections.

But if i'm outside the home, I usually carry a ringbinder with everything laminated inside.

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>Under 18s have a right to watch adults have 'sex'
>What are decency laws?
If Americans are OK with 7 year olds watching interacial scat gangbangs I suppose we have to respect your culture.

Your politicians love George Orwell don't they?

Oy , you cheecki wanka , weheres your shitposting loycense?

You better have a binder licence boyo. Or I'll get the bobby on you.

As long as it doesn't affect Jow Forums, I'm down with this. Porn was a mistake. We all know the world would be better off without it.

I hope you have a high-capacity wallet license

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yes, I also like browsing my porn at 30 kb/s

Of all the authoritarian bullshit that has come out of the UK recently, this is the only one that I support.

What's with all these shills promoting that the purpose of this law is to protect children and not the real reason of mass censorship and surveillance?

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Porn is for unhealthy and degenerate. Just use your imagination, who gives a shit about Porn passes.

>mass censorship
I'm guessing you aren't aware of the porn laws pre-internet
>mass surveillance
yeah, making people prove they're over 18 to watch filth means GCHQ can track us now. retard.

Assalamu' alikum, brother. Do you need another Jizya fap license today?

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Yeah we have Obama phones over here part of his drone spy initiative

we're allowed to buy in fap bundles of 5, 10, 20 per week.

It means they have an official record of what porn you watch.

It also means when Islam takes over the UK in a few years they have a list of porn watching heathens to kill

fucking bastards, at least we have to option of getting the pass at a paki/polish shop so its less awkward than walking into a mccolls and asking the uni lass for ma porn pass.

More like hold all your kinks over your head for blackmail.

Sad kek

Opinion licences are next up

Knowing how fucked my country is this is highly feasible

Good thing because porn is destroying life
Bad thing because it's another step on the road to totalitarian Britain

>It means they have an official record of what porn you watch.
no it doesn't. it means they know I visit pornhub or brazzers. Im pretty sure GCHQ already has the resources necessary to find out what I do on the internet.

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They already do that

Any website hosting porn even if porn isn't the main focus of the website such as Jow Forums is at risk of being censored. It also pushes the Overton window closer to people being accepting of internet censorship in general.
If you have a unique code logged to every website you visit then it can be used as evidence against you if the code is linked back to you.

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>wanking licence

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What if I exclusively watch Karen related porn?

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>not purchasing electronic licence registration software from Mr Horowitz for £750.

what will all the snaggletooth cucked skinnyfat britfag men do now that cuck/bbc/creampie eating/bull prepping porn content is blockked? mummy aint gonna buy it for them? and achmeds and jamals will still be fucking all the brit slags anyway. UK should have been left to the wolves during WW2. USA chose the wrong allies. USA and Nazi Germany would have enslaved the whole world and we would be better off.
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gchq are coming for you, you shouldn'ta watching that video involving dogs and poo, should you?

Now it won't even need [Angel]fire and backdoors, the normie government will be able to look at your habits.

Yes, they do know all of this already but it’s not official. Now with your porn ID the record is official. It can easily be used in court and be obtained by the media. And you really think they aren’t tracking what specific videos your if watches? Hahaha

Then you're going to the tower Alfredo Barbarossa.

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>Mr. Buttertoast hasn't had a wanking licence in years and is single
>initiate jihadi terrorist protocol

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Another vice limited by the dogs in charge, first the scottish gvmt increased the price of booze (3l of cider from £3.50 to £11) now I need a pass to fap.

It's Alberto, mutt.

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Keked

Probably because you can't afford Alfredo muslim.

I mean who's not browing this thread and watching porn aswell?

So, you cucks advocate fascism, thereby removing all individual liberties, and then complain when the government infringes on your individual liberties. Pottery

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It sets a precedent where they can eventually require a license for all activities on the internet. Why not just have responsible parents who block internet access to their children instead of giving them cellphones and laptops at age 12 without any restriction.

t. grew up with an illegal cable box and unrestricted AOL access in the 90s

what's the age limit of Jow Forums?
people shouldn't be posting porn images on non-adult sites
>can be used as evidence against you
????? they can find whatever they want already.

this is to stop children viewing filth. you dont have to visit the newsagent if you have a credit card/other way of proving your age. i get the slippery slope argument but I dont see the downsides to limiting porn.

If you're baiting me for more Karen cutes, you can just ask, user.

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>what's the age limit of Jow Forums?
So you agree that someone should have to give the government their identifying information in order to access this website.
Shill confirmed.
An ip address is not enough to convict someone, however a unique identifying code linked to your name is.

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parents do this but it isn't perfect. people have been asking the government for help in stopping porn ads and websites being so easily accessible.

Adult activities should be limited to adults. Do you want 8 year olds viewing beheading videos? would you be happy if your 7 yr old daughter had a tindr account? you ok with her watching interacial gangbangs?

Yes, of course, but Britbong tried to convince me for 1 month that they will ban porn, i knew all along they just want to sell more porn, that's all. This is and this money will go to porn industry and local politicians who enforce porn films to be licensed.

how is it linked to your name?
it's a 16 digit code given to anyone over 18
if porn wasn't free then this wouldn't be an issue because a credit card would prove your age.

Karen is daughteru not lewdfu Satan.

Where do you think the codes will come from? How do you think you will have to prove you are over 18?

OI GUVNA BIN THAT KNOIFE SAVE A LOIFE

>yo bro i got my dad's porn code, ill sell it to you for 20 bucks.
that was hard

Anglos are born serf subhumans. Your post and many other british posts prove it.

>How many young men have become degenerate fuckboys because of porn?
They only become fuck toys when Muslims rape them and additionally you promote more porn with licenses you complete retard.

Clown country.

hur hur just trick them into tracking someone else

scrolls further down see tranny and abused porn.

Oi didnt u use proper pronouns and why do you like watching women get hit.

sentenced to 50 years after they find all the weapons in your armory (kitchen)

>Paying for porn

u fukin wot?

the same way i prove im old enough to drink/smoke. if i dont look it i have to show ID. the ID isn't logged though. it's not like nightclubs are secretly storing everyone's information.

people are upset because porn is a private thing. it's embarassing to buy a porn mag and it'll be embarassing if you're ever so desperate to have a wank that you have to go to the offy instead of using your credit card.

OI, LET'S SEE THAT WANKING LOICENSE, WANKER.

fine. this is kind of how it worked for dads/older brothers porn mag stash. its on dad to keep it safe.

wouldn't like to be the person selling porn to children though. getting branded a nonce isn't a good look. honestly i think this will fall on its arse by becoming easy to circumvent.

LOL, registering with your government to so they can officially know that you are jacking it or fucking your pig of a wife

What a way to live, don't you say dear chap?

Now we're just in the realm of speculation but the government issues codes probably won't become activated until it's been linked to someone's name

Oi!

Porn should be illegal, it's a Jewish weapon against the west.

youtube.com/watch?v=PfG7xAM85DY

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Why not both?

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This
And if you speak out against the human trafficking and child rape going on in england they will just publicly release your history of watching scat porn and label you deranged and crazy

that makes no sense.
it's no different than buying a giftcard thats limited to over 18s.

Lol what VPN do you use? I roll double encryption with 2 exit nodes and get 200mb/sec on a bad day.

>hurr hurr muh rights
Thanks for fighting for the 'rights' of jewish porn producers to make a killing promoting BLACKED porn, you fucking dumbass.

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LOL, how are they gonna force the niggers to carry phones? By stuffing it up their asses?

Shit, here in the states we can't even require a Photo ID at the voting booth because it violates the rights of blacks, according to liberal court rulings. And this fucker wants to force them to carry phones to prove their ID at all times?
How do you keep your niggers in line like that and is there any advice you can give us so we can at least get our niggers to carry just a regular photo ID, which many of them don't get so they can't be ID'ed when they get caught for monkeyshines.

I wonder how many licences variants will be created.

>Can I have the midgetlesbian vs octopus license please

yeah coz apple and google aren't totally already giving your info to the government
you're getting porn adverts offering you sex in the area you live and you think nobody knows what porn you watch?

> armoury (kitchen)
My fucking sides

crazy to think that years ago, this would've been considered one of those hilarious and obnoxious fake greentext stories

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first a nigger in the royal family and now this, good to see you doing so well cuck cousins

It is different because gift cards have to be used in person while anyone can just use a random code on the internet. Even if it isn't linked to your personal information at launch that would only result in headlines where children get hold of the codes and use them and then the government will push for them requiring your info.

>they will just publicly release your history of watching scat porn and label you deranged and crazy

uh, what if don't watch scat porn?

> checks flag

Oh...
.... you guys are fucking weird.