HAWAII EXPLOSIONS

Why do I feel so sad

Commiefornia sinks before sundown

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>Volcanoes in an active volcano zone do volcano things
ABSOLUTLY UNIRONICALLY HABBEDINGZ!!!

>live on an island made entirely of volcanic rock
>surprised when there is volcano activity
why are islanders so fucking stupid?

So... This is the end.

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Is it really happening?

this

Checked. Leaf predicts something of value, it's a miracle.

is it time? finally?

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They aren't "surprised" by it, but it is rarely a problem so when it IS a problem it gets pointed out

Eat shit Hans. Let us worry about our volcanic eruptions you worry about the eruption in Muslim rapegangs owning german schoolgirl cunt and then laughing about it as they're set free from custody on their first court date.

Praise kek.

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This could be a real happening. Digits will confirm or deny.

oh fuck that was big

OY

>happening
>Jow Forums
>ever
If anything, this board actually counters the happenings.

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>Nothing has happened ever.
Wew.

Is the flank dropping?

UNCHARTED TERRITORY

I mean, we have happening threads every single day. How many of them came true?

Commiefornians better nail their buttplugs to something solid or else they are going to wash up on some user's Arizona beach front property.

Neat. It's 62 degrees here and my Finnish blood yearns for a mini ice age before I sweat to death (and no, I'm not fat at all).

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Who gives a fuck about hawaii

I'm usually the first one to post that a happening thread is bullshit, but I think this one might be legit senpai

No one. That's why we want it to explode

Hawiians.

Is Pele #1 disaster waifu boys?

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God smite us for our sinning, strike us down and burn our cities to ash, sodomites and blasphemers alike shall repent or be consumed in a literal Lake of fire. Please lord let the ash block out the sun and plunge us into eternal darkness and winter for ever.

Does this stupid fuck on the youtube channel broadcasting not realize he is going to die shortly?

>be white man living in socal
>live at high elevation
>will be comfy as fuck as the lowlanders drown

life is good

Numbers

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You guys think this is another Trump curse? That Hawaiian judge did try to fuck over the travel bans and immigration shit.

FUK DUBBLES TOO

Might be. But it literally happens every spring. Usually it's all about Yellowstone though so it's nice to see some diversity.

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He is 100% going to fuckin die

Indeed

i liked oroville most.
fun times.

Some big booms on that feed.

Oh dear kek, take my strength and remove california off the face of earth.

>Yellowstone Chan

Who made this? If Jow Forums made it, don't let /cgl/ ruin it.

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chill

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This.

It was made last year I think, in similar thread. Never seen it on other boards.

Those travel bans only apply to Muslims which are a tiny population

>No travel ban for Latin America

Should have done that.

THE SLEEPING GOD WILL AWAKE AND FELL THIS WORLD LIKE A SCYTHE TO WHEAT

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Welp

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the volcano releases chemicals that cause homosexuality

check

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those poor frogs never stood a chance, checked

THEY'RE TURNING THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY
(Checked&kek'd)

It's just fizzling out. You guys are seriously gonna stare at a stream that has been up for 8 days expecting something big to happen?

I want those frogs to be me AI gf

Christ, the noise a minute ago sounded like a nuke going off on Moscow (which would be best happening ever).

holy shit, all these explosions

fucking nuts

Three repeating numbers

Who else comfy?

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Considering I live within 50 miles of the second largest volcano in North America. I'm pretty comfy desu.

comfy mode activated. it's nice to watch the other side of the globe go to shit with a pretty good finnish lager.

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Is this the biggest non-happening of 2018?

The Storm is coming, but why would God punish his white children? Whites have done nothing wrong.

The lower IQ's will be facing his wrath though, hopefully in the form of bioweapons.

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checked, keked and jelly

what a world hahaha livestreaming a volcano
pic unrelated

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that must be pretty rad to experience in person there

up until the part when it actually goes off and he dies...

Is the eruption getting smaller or bigger?

>tfw in view of volcano that would wipe out tacoma but leave me with the best show of my life

Life is good

I know your deeds. See, I have placed before you an open door, which no one can shut. For you have only a little strength, yet you have kept My word and have not denied My name. 9Look at those who belong to the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews but are liars instead. I will make them come and bow down at your feet, and they will know that I love you. 10Because you have kept My command to endure with patience, I will also keep you from the hour of testing that is about to come upon the whole world, to test those who dwell on the earth.…

PRAISE THE LORD

>When Koff doesn't make you depressed enough, so you have to drink a lager named after your stolen lands.

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the amount you're self bumping tells me you're very lonely.

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Things are getting hectic, lava reached the water table

Revelation 8"9-9 Second trumpet's, a great burning mountain was cast into the sea

better stream

youtube.com/watch?v=d9uAI1COeJg

Wait. What

Actually, with the threat of massivr volcanic eruptions it may lead to:

1. Tsunamis
2. Earthquakes (that can lead to tsunamis)
3. Other volcanic activity around the ring of fire (see points 1 and 2)

Oh, look at that- tsunami vulnerable coastline and one of the most seismically active sites in the world (San Andreas fault). Seems like a perfect storm

Nigger, get back to the Bible, dodge the religious meaning (but don't forget it) and decypher the main shits that are prophesized. Faggots are accurate af so far.

fuck yeah; chucking lava rocks a couple hundred feet in the air

that's what the lady on the morning news said was probably going to start happening a lot

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Millions will be dead before sundown.

Digits confirm commie tsunami

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With luck Commiefornia will be wiped off the map and you’ll be the 50th star.

Do any end times prophecies speak of the flooding of the cucks?

someones got to do it

if you look at the logo the swords are different. a straight sword to the west and this weird looking sabre thing to the east. so yes, I believe it's intended that we remember karelia

Finally, new American clay. Manifest Destiny.