I'm in Washington D.C., ask me anything

no, traps are gay.

kys leaf commie dick sucker.
THE DAY OF THE RAKE NEARS

Not sure what the legal status of marijuana is in DC, I think it's legal to some degree. I don't smoke weed, I am not against it getting legalized though, just another issue I don't concern myself with as much.

You should literally kill the nearest person. They're a liberal retarded piece of shit. Kill them or fuck off.

Here's the Washinton monument.

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If Trump can pull off a peace treaty that ends the Korean war, he would have a lot more credibility. It just might redeem his image as a fat, greedy globalist.

>ask me anything.
How small is your dick?

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I only saw niggers and beaners in DC, plus a whole lot of Indians and Asians.

6.5" is above average actually.

tripollis and you climb the fence

hardly*

Washington*

Where are you from?

I'm taking a poop in Fairfax. Have you pooped today OP?

You can't go up to the fence anymore, they blocked it off, too many people were jumping it, You have to look at it from a sidewalk across a street now that's how I took the pic.

Florida

That only supports what i said
>solve ten jew captchas
>for the jews
we need a real holocaust

I think I have, but I am uncertain of this, I can't remember really. I might have to go again, yet, again, I am as of now unsure of this.

What if she sucked your dick before you got to see if she had a penis?

You can feel the Adam's apple in the tip.

I went to the Holocaust museum.

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>she

Is euthanisa legal there? I heard it is

This is some really demoralizing bait.
(You)

idk.

Do you do any political work or are you just an Uber driver or something

I was visiting family and they close to DC.

am* visiting family I'm leaving back home tomorrow.

you are the fuckfaux museum

learn english you dumb nigger
fucking retarded

Who was phone?

This seems to be the main issue here.

it's a mystery, but I like to think it was sexy /x/tan.

How much is gasoline?

I took the metro and walked so idk.

Considering that DC fucks us continually, isn't all of it bad? Not just the nigger infested areas?
I went with my kids to the Air and Space Museum. Where we parked was a metered space. I had paid the meter, and it was not expired, yet got a $100.00 parking ticket and was minutes from being towed. There was a sign with faded text and an untrimmed tree branch in the way saying all cars must be moved by 4:00 P.M., or be towed. The museum closed at 5:00 P.M., and this is an obvious money suck from the city.
tldr: Niggers are not the only problem with D.C..

I also went to the Smithsonian museum of natural history.

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My mm used to work in DC, she said she hated all of it, that's why she moved. I hear it's pretty bad. I live in a tourist town too but I don't think it is as bad as DC.

like 2.56

mom*

Average
I guess.

a mummy from the natural history Smithsonian museum.

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Some dead jews

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They're only gay if your dick is smaller than theirs.

I'm a MPD officer who has worked in DC for (dox) amount of years. I hate niggers, I am white, I am behind a VPN. AMA.

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This movie was playing in the museum

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really? i was touching it back in 2010

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I went up to the fence last time I was here last year in the fall, they must have recently changed it so you can't go up to the fence anymore.

Bet you can't jump the white house fence

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I went to D.C. for a protest about Clinton bombing Sarajevo, before I had kids. It was not as fucked up then, but parking and traffic were bad even 20 years ago. Thank you for your kind replies. O.P. is not a faggot in this thread.

Your dau ?

Some swastikas on the Department of Agriculture building.

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Yes. If it acts like a girl and externally passes as a girl I don't see why not.

some thot
Based Dept. of Agriculture. About a year and some change ago, I (and others) had a call there (or the Mint, I forget) where there was a white kid, a child in the in-house daycare of the building that choked to death on a meatball because the African 'caretaker' let a toddler eat solid food and was asleep in the back room.

She was arrested but never spent any meaningful time in jail. Sad.

Capitol building

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Enjoying the homeless?

My dick is 7.5 inches. Most women complain because it goes too deep in certain positions. The only cunts that require an 11 incher are worn out roasties. At what point do get hold of your pride, and tell the bitch your dick is not too small, her pussy is too big?

based

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US Treasury building

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Nice trips, accurrate EXIF data, also the weather was the same as it was the last 2 days so niceu.

Real question, what are you trying to achieve? What do you want people to ask you? Not trying to shit talk, this thread is better than 99% of the slide thread faggotry on Jow Forums but you're a tourist, what could we ask you?

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Here is the deal.
Traps are gay.
I am not implying that you are a bad person for being a faggot, but know that you are, for you should be honest to yourself.

That's the one.

I didn't see very many homeless, or I wasn't paying attention, just a lot of niggers and asians.

idk? I'm bored. Ask away.

It gets complex when you have to interact with "stick pussy". I am gonna pass on that. To each their own. Suck a tranny's cock, if you like.

There are tons of homeless here, highest population on the east coast IIRC.

The pattern on this street lamp looked interesting so I took a pic of it. The secret service or police or whoever they were, were closing down the street where that lamp is for some reason, dunno, maybe watch the news to see why.

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dunno why*

no way, dicks are gross. You gotta lock it in chastity

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I like you, and your replies have been polite. Here is a question.
If you used a .45 to shoot Trump through the side of his MAGA hat, where it has the number 45 MARKED CLEARLY, would the media shitstorm get the irony?
This is a satirical site, and I am not trying to talk you into that.

do you need any pot? I have some good Shiva Skunk and Gorilla Glue

Do you not like Trump?

I don't smoke weed because I believe it causes cancer. Idc if other people do though, I think it was medicinal uses too.

Dude, I don't even like touching my own penis. I have zero desire to touch someone else's. I was just letting an user know to "follow his dreams".

it has*

I do not, but did not like Hilldawg either. We had two shitty candidates leading in that election. I helped make memes to discredit them both. I voted for a Jewish commie, Jill Stein. I am not Jewish or communist, but had to mark something on the ballot. Gary Johnson was too stupid.

Why not just not vote? That's what I regret not doing.

I could. .... If I was drunk and had clearance. $20.00

Some dinosaur bones

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What other cool stuff is at The Smithsonian?

I like that the Korean war might come to an end. He has too many scandals to be a respected world leader, though. That does not mean I wouldn't give him credit for doing something well.

KYS

Ocean exhibit
Mummies
Gem exhibit
Some famous giant diamond I think
Mammals exhibit
American Indian museum
African tribal exhibit

I forgot what else.

They had a paleontology lab there too, this is it, that woman is a paleontologist or something working in the lab.

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I knew Jill Stein would not win. Her platform was insane. She wanted to make reparations for slavery to all blacks, and then give the land back to Native Americans. She would have collapsed America. I only voted for her so that third parties could get campaign funding. Our two-party system is broken as hell. Democraps and Repugnicunts are both beholden to Wall Street and AIPAC. They do not work for you or I.

mummies were part of the Egyptian exhibit.

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What’s your chosen sidearm for assassinating political leaders?

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So what's the story with Comet Ping Pong?

They are having a special on cheese pizza.

How bad are things, really?

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