>Today I found out in my DNA test that I am 50.5% Jewish
Other 49% is south-eastern european
Doest this make me a Jew?
Asking Israelis/Jews
Mason Gutierrez
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Gabriel Bell
no
you would've been killed with the rest of the six gorillion though
Joshua Hughes
>south eastern european
you're literally a kikeroach please kindly kill yourself
Jace Rogers
Wow youre more of a kike than i am
Im 12 percent ashkenazi
Xavier Hill
topkek your more jewish then half of israel
Blake Young
you are jewish if your mother is
Gavin Bennett
Where can you get a test like this in Europe?
Evan Gonzalez
Jew.
Get the fuck out
Joseph Brooks
Gas yourself you kike.
Andrew Bennett
Do jews always post in threes?
Austin Gonzalez
From my mothers side my great grandpa and others before where Jewish.
My great grandpa survived the Auschwitz Birkenau concentation camp and returned to x-Yugoslavia. His name was Moshe or Moishe something like that, thats accualy told my mother but when great grandpa returned becouse all of his family and friends where killed he had to convert to orthodox christianity
Charles Thomas
We already knew you were a kike your previous posting glows in the dark
Josiah Perry
Wow my family also survived birkenau kek what a small world
Dominic Powell
one drop rule
we will allow you to clean our toilets though, based balkan goy
Aaron Sullivan
according to judaism you can't actually convert if you were born as a jew you'll die as one but it all comes down to what your mother was
Ryder Perry
You’re a Jew if your mother is a Jew.
So go ask her.
Andrew Carter
Mine family from my mother side was Jewish I said my great grandpa and his wife but she was killed in the camp, he survived and he was liberated by soviets then returned to x-Yugoslavia and converted to orthodox christianity becouse there where no Jewish woman to marry in that time
Brody Thompson
kek you have more jewish DNA than me (per 23andme), so i guess yeah, at least ethnically
Carter Evans
i understand, but unless your mom specifically is jewish than by traditional jewish law you aren't jewish. according to israeli immigration law you might be allowed to immigrate though there are plenty of people with stories like that from former USSR
Jeremiah Gutierrez
There seems to be a pattern
Mason Ross
He just told you from his mother side he is jewish...
Xavier Adams
Technically it makes you a mischling, doesn't it?
Leo Ortiz
if mom comes from non jewish grandmother she isn't jewish even if the grandfather is. i know how to read
Jace Adams
If your ancestry doors not look like this, you are NOT white.
Sorry about your luck, Petrov.
Cooper Cooper
What do you see OP?
Gabriel Cruz
Why does the Jew think he's allowed to have these rules, but no other ethnicity is?
Andrew Walker
why does the goy think there is some invisible allmighty jewish hand pulling the strings behind everything for everyone?
Liam Martin
...
Jayden Lopez
Based Pennsylvania Dutch poster.
How are you shitposting without electricity?
Landon Diaz
Kayden Lopez
Why is switzerland a separate color?
Lincoln Cruz
Why the fuck do so many jews browse pol? You are unwanted and are unfit to be among us. You are inbred disgusting parasitic leeches on humanity. Gas yourselves
Chase Rodriguez
Yes my mothers family was Jewish I just told you
Her grandmother was Jewish and grandpa
>Grandmother was killed
>Grandpa survived
>Grandpa comes back to x-Yugoslavia
>Grandpa converts to orthodox christianity becouse there where no Jewish woman to marry at that time and it was not that possible
>Today I am a christcuck sadly
Robert Peterson
I'm from PA, we're more pure in these parts.
Elijah Russell
Jaxon Fisher
if grandmother was jewish meaning mom was jewish that means you are technically jewish, you need to give up your foreskin but you pretty much made it. at least as much as my infidel ass understands judaism
Jaxon Barnes
How the hell do I look previous postings up
Logan Thompson
Idk why but that image makes me feel sinful. Like possessing that much unearned money is wrong
Michael Jones
Does this answer you?
Why do you get upset that others know you're a Jew?
Grayson Howard
My mom converted to Judaism, because her friend was a jew and that she had close tides to jews since her father's best friend was a jew, does that make me a crypto jew or mishling?
Adrian Perez
I'm 50% jewish. I'm not actually surprised. because my dad was Jewish.
I'm 50% yid
and the rest is equal parts spanish, frisian, chinese, and filipino. At least I'm not black I guess.
I have wavy blonde hair (with natural red streaks), slightly chinky green eyes, and I'm 6'7" at 280lbs.
Robert Adams
Kike
Jacob Jackson
Not necessarily you can choose who to identify with, as those genes belong to a specific geographical area that includes more than jews.
Samuel Bell
WOW
my grandpa was also a guard at birkenau and survived
Owen Phillips
Fuck off nazi
Landon Hughes
Lmao literally the definition of a mutt. Youre genetic waste.
Samuel Harris
>Lmao literally the definition of a mutt. Youre genetic waste.
Lel. I never denied being a mutt, but I think that I lucked out genetically. I mean I could have ended up a lot worse.
Nicholas Morgan
let me guess
you are pissed because your grandpa died in birkenau when he fell from the guardtower
Ian Sanders
Ok ill give you that 6'7" and 280 aint bad at all lmao.
Jordan Davis
He survived but others where killed gercuck read the other text that I said before you say something
Carson Jenkins
Ruth 1:16
Kayden Reyes
That's BMI 31.4. He's obese.
Andrew Morgan
from 1 to 10, how butthurt are you right now?
Gabriel Perry
Not even 1 its just I hate people that say these things here
Asher Ward
That German scientific mind just can't be turned off. Even when Hans shitposts, he's collecting data.
John Rodriguez
>Ok ill give you that 6'7" and 280 aint bad at all lmao.
Buying clothes is a bitch though, but I'm lucky that my aunts (asian of course) run custom tailoring related businesses.
Jaxson Morris
lol why you mad tho the holocaust didn't happen
your grandpa was probably fake too
Jeremiah Bennett
you are a 10/10 newfag and should get the fuck out
Joshua Roberts
>a kraut with a sense of humour
Based.
Leo Perry
top kek, good one Hans, I had a laugh.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Yep. To the ovens, bagel-fucker.
Aiden Jones
>sadly
kys kike
you're jewish enough to get the gasseroni
Carter Howard
Haha so funny, comedy gold, now show yourself memefag Ahmed
Brayden Morgan
>Leaf
John Ward
Are you SURE he's joking?
Angel Davis
Jow Forums is satire, didn't you hear that ANAF?
Brandon Rodriguez
>He's obese
I walk around at 8% body fat. My family doesn't get fat, and I'm legit trying to get fat, but my money can't buy me enough boiled eggs.
Jackson Ross
mfw you also use jewish shilling tactics
Jaxon Robinson
O-oh, y-y-yes, r-right... Pol is a board of p-peace...
Connor Ward
I dont care Snowcuck
Hudson Ortiz
Dont be like that, Ernandes, we can all be friends
Jordan Cook
>DNA test
>50.5% Jewish
Judaism is a race now?
Ethan Long
Is your mother Jewish?
Ian Hughes
This guy gets it
Mason Reyes
Pic related is you with jews
mfw you learn you're half a kike (probably actually arab) and start hating on goyim instantly
Kevin Phillips
Dominic Baker
You're a fucking kike
Chase Diaz
No such thing really
By their loose standards you might count
Liam James
Cu
Luke Ramirez
>Doest this make me a Jew?
Yeah you are, some cuck could read a book and convert but he has no jewish ethnicity
Come home Jewish man
Pro tip: Don't do the synagogue or cut your cock to convert. Just knock up a Jewish girl and you're back. Most israelis who shit on you here are 1/4 russian slavs lmao
James Carter
only when it's convenient
Hunter Turner
yes. you should kys.
Elijah Sanchez
It's even funnier if he's not.
Ryder Gutierrez
keep your body straight, walk towards a door and report which part of you hits it first
Aiden Anderson
>Doest this make me a Jew?
Shiet. I'm 1/2 jew too. I'm going to try this en.wikipedia.org
See you in a kibutz muh niggah. Oy vey I hope Israel isn't too hot.
Jason Morgan
JIDF doesn't even hide
Charles Davis
Eggs are high protein, low calorie. If you want to gain weight you would have to eat loads of them. (Rocky drank his raw).
You shouldn't buy them boiled anyway. They're far less expensive if you buy them by the dozen and boil them yourself.
Chart related is a BMI scale. If your figures are accurate, you are obese. You should see a doctor.
Caleb Roberts
so do you have fearsome jew powers?
what's your iq?
Asher Richardson
No u Ahmed
Gavin Davis
No I dont have anything thats arab in me Cuck
Luke Stewart
My IQ is 105
Isaac Flores
Way above average here in Croatia
David Mitchell
Guess you're not as white as ahmed then, 50.5% creatura
Dominic Phillips
I'm not sure if you're kidding, or not.
>You shouldn't buy them boiled anyway. They're far less expensive if you buy them by the dozen and boil them yourself
I don't buy boiled user (I eat like 20 a day, and I actually get some direct from different locals who raise their own for pretty cheap, also duck eggs are tasty).
>Chart related is a BMI scale. If your figures are accurate, you are obese.
Chart is BMI I am overweight (because muscles), but not obese.
>You should see a doctor.
I've seen plenty over my lifetime (because sports related), and I'm fine. Even my joints are tip top.
Eli Russell
Hahaha la creatura, I am not american canadacuck thats an insult to americans
Elijah Ortiz
BMI 31.4 is literally obese. That's you. Obese is defined as >30.
David Bennett
Žao mi je što ti je djed preživio...
Ako hoćeš, može se to još ispraviti :)
Nathaniel Hill
Feels pretty good to be 100% European and 0.0 Jew and 0% African. OP depends how big is your nose and are you a degenerate?
Noah Taylor
Obesity is determined by body fat percentage.
Luis Gomez
>What the fuck, we jews made the creatura meme to insult american goyim, you can't use it against us, we're not mutts like them, no no no oy vey