>be cavemen human
>only way to wash yourself is cold water from springs
>evolve so that your body benefits under cold water
>many years later
>basedboy enters starbucks
>gets a latte with as much onions in it as possible
>take a nice hot bath in 20000000F because starbucks cashier did a microaggression and he needs to calm down
>testosterone level drops into the negatives
Why aren't you taking cold showers Jow Forums?
Because they fucking suck
I don't care how beneficial they are I refuse to take cold showers
But I do
>pseudoscience
Based Chosen.
t. s o y
I just started taking them a few months ago. Now I can't go back. Best feeling after a workout.
But I do want to know--what about saunas?
Because they don't seem to help as much with hangovers.
>expect cold shower to be shit
>get under the water
>actually this is nice
>stay in a few minutes longer than I would normally
I quit reading comics because I didn’t want to be associated with pic related a few years back.
I bet all those endorphins released from heavy breathing under cold water is a pseudoscience too, huh burger?
these people just make a face that is asking for a smack
The ball is in ur playground, leaf. Post an article.
I take warm showers because I’m not a caveman that lives outside.
I avoid eating grains and processed foods but for fuck sake, celebrate some modern inventions that make life more bearable.
>imagine being so lazy that you can't google search the myriad of information on cold showers
flag checks out
Why the fuck does it matter.
Get in shower, get wet. TURN OFF WATER. Soap up, shampoo hair. TURN ON WATER. Rinse off. TURN OFF WATER. Get out, dry off.
If you spend more than 5 minutes bathing you're gay
>cold showers
did this 2 times a day for 6 months.
shit gets addictive.
It's fucking great, especially on colder days. It was 10C here yesterday, really great, fantastic, I have the best showers bar none. Really great.
It's true American pride actually, like I said, the burden of proof is on you, leaf.
it looks more like they wait for a huge cock to directly penetrate their brain
If only it were gas showers
... wow
Mornings cold showers are mostly mandatory for me. Night time showers are usually hot for two one they help me sleep better and two it's usually a shower because I've done two work out that day and it's a little prize for myself.
зaкaлятьcя or something
>heavy breathing under cold water
Do you think thousands of years ago mankind could imagine a time where the adrenaline released from running away or fighting off an animal trying to eat you would be replaced with a spout that sprays cold water on you?
You’re living like a savage user.
you only do it so you can control your raging hard on you get from sniping Palestinians
also, check out wim hoff if you don't know.
guys a fucking loon.
cold showers feel fucking great once you get used to them.
Why would you turn off the water midway?
>saw thread
>Had to shower anyways
>took first cold shower since tree years or so
>That feel when invading France
If only you were to take a shower
It's great to mix between hot and cold - makes the blood vessels expand and minimize. This results in new bloodcells and also a stronger body-defence.
> t. shit english
the reason most of these people likely have low T is because they are overweight, their diet is shit, their sleep is shit, they dont exercise, drink beer to often, and never get sunlight.
a cold shower is the least of their problems.
and their S-o-y drinks would have to be consumed in insane doses to have an impact.
>COLD! SHOWER! SUCK!
Impoverished tard from noncountry can't afford it otherwise.
epic comeback, now its like the holocaust never happened
I always get a splash of cold water before i get out from the shower since when I almost passed out because of the heat
its pretty nice desu
I have run out of gas so I am limited to cold water showers at the moment, it's not so bad, it's more just the idea of it that puts people off, they stick their hand under the jet of cold water and they're like nahh fuck this
Inb4 everyone gets hypothermia
To save water and not wash the soap off immediately?
They call this a naval shower. Good for saving your fresh water.
Gonna start Ending my showers with cold water. After hot showers I feel like I want to go back to sleep.
Lol burgr of brood is on u, u dumb brush, bahahaha. U make us all look idiots.
nvm everyone burgr is right move along.
>and the burgr lived the rest of his 42 years on earth tranquily
underrated comment
Growing up we had a small hot water heater, and we'd all take showers in the morning, so as a courtesy you turn off the water while lathering, then turn it back on to rinse. As a bonus it makes it easier to lather since the soap isn't rinsing off immediately.
Warm water first, to open up your pores and ensure the soap actually gets shit out. Then cold water rinses.
yeah, cold showers do wonders for the brain, i forgot about them
but man, it takes a lot of will power to go under that cold shit... you can only do it once every 6 months, that is when your brain forgets
You know what actually affects your testosterone levels? Injecting yourself with testosterone. If you are so fucking worried about all this regular everyday shit lowering your test (it doesnt) hop on the juice